Norway woke up, he felt strange and out of place for some reason. He felt his surroundings, it felt like a cushion. He was sleeping on a couch. That was peculiar. He just remembered fainting the floor, unconscious, not going to sleep on a springy couch. Confused, he got off the couch, he then took a notice that his body was strangely much taller than usual. He saw next to him was a large battle ax, he rolled his eyes 'Why does that idiot insist on carrying that thing?'

He ran a hand through his hair and paused, it felt messy and somewhat spiky. For some reason it had an all too familiar feel to it. He looked down at his clothing and saw he was wearing a long black coat with red sleeves. He's seen the same exact outfit on a certain Dane he knew. Norway felt his nerves rising, and reran the past events in his head, the meeting, drunk England, magic, light. He ran to the closest mirror he found and hoped his assumption wasn't correct. In the mirror's reflection wasn't his face but someone he knew too well. Bright blue eyes widened, "faen! I'm in Danmark's body!" He winced at the annoying and usually loud voice. Realization hit him, "Then the idiot must be in my body." He said flatly.

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"What the hell?!" Denmark screamed. He clasped two hands over his throat, the voice that came out wasn't his own. He peered at the mirror to make sure this wasn't some whacked out dream, the mirror continued to show Norway's face. Just to make sure he pinched arm and let out a short high pitched squeak, this defiantly wasn't some weird dream. Denmark tried taking deep breaths, 'Ok, calm down. If I'm in Norge's body than he's probably in my own.'

He got off the bed, still shaky about this new predicament, and went to look for Norway. Denmark searched the house and saw no Norway. 'How'm I gonna find him?' He then remembered that he was staying at some swedish bed and breakfast for the night. 'Then he must be at Stella's house' he winced at Stella's name, she was one of Sweden's citizens who just so happened to have a good bed and breakfast but for some unknown reason hated Denmark. Denmark wobbled to the nearest window, still unused to his new body. Outside was foggy but he could see a green hill with a small pool of water. He was in Norway's country, which he found strange because didn't Norway just pass out?

Suddenly from the corner of his eye he saw two glowing things flying, he squinted, looking closer it was two faeries. His eyes widened as they glared at him and said, "You're welcome for finding a transportation spell to transport you back home." Denmark rubbed his... Er Norway's eyes. He was seeing fairies, non existent beings! "WHAT THE HELL?! WAKE UP WAKE UP! WHY AM I SEEING F-FEER?

Ah this must be a delusion from the shock of being in Norge's body." He went face to face with the fairy with blond hair and stared at her, she stared back. Unsure what to do. She muttered a hello and Denmark lost it, "AHHHHH-" he paused mid scream. "Woah! Who knew Norge has such a high pitched scream?" One of the fairies, with bright orange hair, glared at Denmark even more and said, "You aren't Lukas, who are you?" Denmark thought for a second, 'Lukas? Oh yeah that's Norge's human name!' The fairy looked even more inpatient, wanting an answer now. "I'm the all powerful king of Scandinavia!" He said proudly. Both fairies sweat-dropped, 'yep, he's defiantly not Lukas, unless he somehow hit his head.' Now suddenly not freaked out that he was seeing fairies he said, "So who are you?" The blond fairy looked at the ground and in an almost whisper said, "Fay." While the orange haired fairy crossed her arms and said boldly, "Nissa." Denmark grinned, "Great! So now that we know everyone let's go to Sverige!" Both fairies looked puzzled, Nissa questioned him, "Why Sweden?" Fay chimed in, "Besides that man is scary."

Denmark rolled his eyes as if his reason was that obvious, "Because Norge has my body in Sweden." Nissa went right up to Denmark's face, "Who'd you piss off this time?" Denmark's face went into sheer surprise as he held both hands in front of him defensibly and said, "Eh? No one! England barged in, drunk as ever and he cursed us." Nissa nodded, "So let me get this straight, England switched yours and Norway's bodies and he is in Sweden right now." Denmark nodded, "Ok! Enough with the talk! Let's go to Sweden!" Fay nervously followed him out the door while Nissa trailed behind them and muttered, "This is going to be a long trip.

Author's note:

Feer- fairy (Danish)

faen- Damn it! (Norwegian)