Mass Effect 3 MAYOR SPOILER
Author's note: I was having a very nice day, not thinking in anything in particular, when suddenly I realized I had taken a pen, a paper, and written a freaking rap. I know because had the melody and everything. Christ, minds and their sudden interests. Also, it is kind of stupid, not everything makes complete sense. But hey, I did say this is where I put my stupid bursts! All rights reserved. That's a lie, BioWare own everything, god!
Mass Effect 3 MAYOR SPOILER (told you twice!)
Shepard dies!
Everybody cries!
For from the skies,
They will not be nice!
And like mice,
only she can make them!
...
Only she can make them!
Under a single term,
that they let her govern
like that fictional Green Lantern!
And this let us discern,
there was someone behind all this!
...
There was someone behind this!
A goddamn bastard he/she is!
A self-centered lonely prick!
That thought it well to proclaim
himself the rightful king!
And someone let him!
He was a bastard too.
...
He was a bastard too,
c'mon let's give him "boos"!
But to be fair, the poor tool,
didn't know he wasn't being cool!
...
And no, oh, no!
This is not my true ending!
Oh, no no!
What, you think me crazy?
...
Mine was destroy!
I wouldn't risk my boy,
who, by the way, is not a toy!
He is for that too coy!
...
And so,
that's it for today!
I can't get this song
out of my day,
out of my head, ow!
...
And you know this is a rap,
so fun to make it,
on each tap.
Oh! How I liked it!