Cave Johnson's EMails

by kladlod

Cave Johnson's public and private emails that he sends to anyone in Aperture Science, be it the employees, monkeys, test subjects and other, available for all to view! Now included are emails sent by alternate, multiverse versions of Cave, which essentially means that anything is possible.

6. EMAIL 6

I've had a few of the boys (monkey subjects) -tap- into (forcefully enter) the MULTIVERSE!

Also, yes, we now have a wing dedicated entirely to the new monkey subjects. You might notice the giant banana wedged in between Test Sphere #4 and #5; that's their 'crib'. Also, I am not the Cave you know, I'm Multiverse Zealot Cave, so I'll be chanting stuff about my new religion, Caveology, for the next few weeks!

And yes, the Cave Johnson you knew and loved was a heretic, so I had some of my boys (monkeys) get rid of (kill) him.

-Zealot Cave