CHARACTERS;

Grell Sutcliff: Basically the leader of the organization, he has short red hair as it appears in the Tale of Will the Shinigami and green eyes. He wears red glasses. Grell's crazy because…well…he's just Grell. And he has a huge stash of potato chips that nobody can take—nobody. A shinigami.

William T. Spears: Grell's "right hand man," Will has scruffy black hair as it appears in the Tale of Will the Shinigami and green eyes. He wears silver-gray glasses. Will's actually one of the most sane characters but…he can have his "moments." He plays the trumpet in the band. A shinigami.

Sebastian Michaelis: a cat obsessed moron, as Ciel puts it, Sebastian has black hair and red eyes. Sebastian is a part of this club for multiple reasons; 1, he has medication to handle his extreme ADD and ADHD and his OCD: Obsessive Cat Disorder, 2, he's obsessed with KFC, and 3, he's a demon. A hyperactive demon. 'Nuff said. A demon.

Ciel Phantomhive: rather calm and normal-looking on the outside, Ciel has blue-gray hair and one blue eye, the eye that holds the Faustian contract between himself and Sebastian is hidden by the eye patch he wears. Ciel does, however, have a freezer full of Klondike bars, has asthma and really…really…likes Chick-fil-a. Really. He also plays the bass clarinet in the band. A human.

Claude Faustus: a nerdy, glasses-wearing, science freak demon, Claude has black hair and gold eyes. He wears wire-rimmed glasses. He is always afraid the world is going to end, germophobic, and has OCD (the real OCD, not what Sebastian has). He also likes fish and carries a fish plushie in his bookbag at all times. A demon.

Alois Trancy: a somewhat high-class and kind of a brat, Alois has blonde hair and blue eyes. He often wears shortie-shorts. He's constantly having to hit Claude on the head with a bowling pin to calm him down once he goes on about the world ending, and he likes to lick soap (much to Claude's dismay). He also enjoys getting high off of sharpies. A human.

Undertaker: principal of the school, Undertaker is just really creepy. He has long gray hair and supposedly green eyes, although his bangs hide his eyes. He doesn't often get students in trouble and prefers to just…be creepy. Yet he does it in style. He likes to sit on top of his desk. A shinigami.

The Kuro Crazy Klub: Episode One

Sebastian's Kitty

[Scene fade in from black. SEBASTIAN is lying in bed, mask over his eyes, snoring. Suddenly, a rooster crows in the window before being eaten by a dog, who licks his lips and jumps down. SEBASTIAN mutters and flips up the mask, throwing it off and sitting up in bed, yawning. He looks over at his bedside and frowns.]

SEBASTIAN: MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! [the house shakes, causing birds to fly away from trees close by]

MOM: What's the problem, honey?

SEBASTIAN: Where are my skittles? [he stomps down from his room, still dressed in his pajamas]

MOM: I'm not sure, I left them by your bed.

SEBASTIAN: [mutters] Must've been Ash on one of his midnight raids…

MOM: What was that?

SEBASTIAN: [sighs] Nothing. I'll just go get dressed now.

[SEBASTIAN goes back upstairs to change before going back downstairs, grabbing his bookbag.]

SEBASTIAN: Stupid Ash, when I get my hands on hi—[he puts one foot out the door, before pulling it back and looking down at the front step] Well hello, what is this? [a small basket is sitting on the doorstep; there are skittles in the basket] Mmm, skittles! [he leans down and grabs it, pulling out a kitten along with it. He lets out a squeak before realizing what it is, and he smiles] Aww, aren't you so cute? [The kitten mewls as SEBASTIAN holds it in his hand, petting it and putting the skittles in his back pocket. He starts talking to it in a baby voice.] I wanna hold you, and feed you, and play with you…[he walks to a street sign labeled "BUS STOP." GRELL, CIEL, and WILL are already there, talking amongst each other. They turn as SEBASTIAN approaches.]

CIEL: Hey Sebastian, whatcha got there? [he points at the kitten, and SEBASTIAN smiles]

SEBASTIAN: Her name is Miss Ginger Capri and she is my kitty and I am her daddy.

GRELL: Oh no, Sebastian has a cat now.

WILL: This is going to end well.

CIEL: The cat's name is…Ginger Capri? [sneezes at the cat] Well whatever its name is, try to keep it away from me. It's triggering my asthma. [he takes out his inhaler and takes a breath before putting it back in his pocket. SEBASTIAN just smiles.]

SEBASTIAN: I named her Ginger Capri because that is a beautiful name. She's so cuuuute~ [epic fangirl voice]

[THE BUS rolls in to view. SEBASTIAN, CIEL, GRELL, and WILL all get on to the bus. It's chaos of course; spit balls are flying, paper airplanes are being thrown, a bully is rubbing gum into some poor kids hair. From near the back of the bus, CLAUDE hails the others over by waving his hand in the air. They take their seats in seats aptly labeled; NOBODY SIT HERE. RESERVED FOR KCK ONLY. CLAUDE notices SEBASTIAN snuggling MISS GINGER CAPRI, and he frowns.]

CLAUDE: Don't tell me Sebastian actually has a cat now?

CIEL: Unfortunately yes, that maniac [sneeze] has gotten [sneeze] a cat [sneeze] AH SCREW IT ALL! [he takes out a bottle of pills and takes one out and swallows it] That's better. [nervous twitch]

SEBASTIAN: [is too preoccupied with MISS GINGER CAPRI to worry about Ciel] Aww, what a cutie you are, just look at those little paws~

GRELL: Is it just me or has Sebastian turned motherly? [he points at SEBASTIAN, who has given the kitten a bottle]

CLAUDE: …IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE! [he turns and starts boarding up the bus windows in terror]

CIEL: [sighs] Seriously, where's Alois when you need him? [As if on cue, THE BUS stops and ALOIS climbs on. He is wearing pink shortie shorts with MONDAY written across the back. ALOIS sits beside CLAUDE, takes out a bowling pin and hits CLAUDE over the head with it. He proceeds to take a fish plushie out of CLAUDE's bookbag and puts it in his arms as CLAUDE sucks on his thumb.]

ALOIS: What made him go off this time?

CIEL: Sebastian, motherly. [he points at SEBASTIAN, who is singing a lullaby to MISS GINGER CAPRI.]

ALOIS: Sebastian got a cat? We're in trouble, no, the whole school is in trouble. Look out Skool, here we come.

[THE BUS pulls up to a building. It is a brick building, and above it is a sign labeled THE KUROSHITSUJI HIGH SKOOL. The doors of THE BUS open, letting the students trickle out. The Klub walk into the building and down the hallways.]

ALOIS: [to CIEL] So, how did Sebby get this cat in the first place?

CIEL: I dunno. [he turns to SEBASTIAN] Hey Sebby, how'd you get the cat in the first place?

SEBASTIAN: [swooning voice] She came to me like a gift from the heavens deposited on my front door step. And she even came with Skittles~

ALOIS: Oh dear. Well, I'm sure it'll wear off eventually…

[The Klub's seal (a big stamp with the word KRAZY written across it) appears on the screen as scenes flash by; first SEBASTIAN in class, letting MISS GINGER CAPRI sit on his desk as he pets her; SEBASTIAN in chorus singing with MISS GINGER CAPRI on his shoulder, meowing along with him; SEBASTIAN at lunch, dressed in a pink apron, feeding MISS GINGER CAPRI some cat food on a silver spoon with a bib tied around her neck; SEBASTIAN giving her a bottle and rocking back and forth in a rocking chair; SEBASTIAN in gym, sitting on the bench with MISS GINGER CAPRI in a miniature crib, rocking her back and forth. CIEL is sitting beside him]

SEBASTIAN: They're even cuter when they sleep.

CIEL: I think you've gone a little overboard h—

SEBASTIAN: [cuts him off] Shhh, you're talking too loud.

CIEL: Oh, yes, because the cat has to have complete silence to sleep. In case you haven't noticed, we're in a gym with like five hundred screaming teenagers. [he motions outward, and the camera zooms out to view the kids in question.]

SEBASTIAN: …I just don't want to hear you talk then. [sudden realization] Gosh, I've been so preoccupied with Ginger that I forgot something!

CIEL: Forgot to get me a Klondike bar? Forgot to buy me Chick-fil-a?

SEBASTIAN: [scoffs] No, silly, I forgot to ditch gym to get myself some KFC. Take care of Ginger now, and if she wakes up tell her Daddy will be back soon and feed her the Fancy Feast that's in my bookbag. See you in a sec! [he zips off in a cartoonish puff of dust, and CIEL lets out a sigh]

CIEL: You are kind of cute. But you've made me take five…[he pulls out a bottle of pills from his pocket and takes one] no six pills today. And you're diverting Sebastian's attention away from my needs. [thinking] Gosh I sure hope he isn't like this when we have kids…

SEBASTIAN: [zips back in another cloud of dust with WILL in his pocket and holding a plate full of KFC] I've returned with chicken and a William! He was hiding in the library pretending to be a stuffed beaver.

CIEL: Pretending to be Justin Beiber?

WILL: [taking off beaver teeth] No, a stuffed beaver.

CIEL: Why were you hiding, Will? Did you put chloroform in Grell's locker again?

WILL: No, I was hiding from my band teacher. I hate performing in front of the entire class. [he climbs out of SEBASTIAN's pocket and dusts himself off, trumpet in hand.] Hopefully it'll be enough to stall him into letting me try tomorrow. [whispers discreetly, to CIEL] Any luck in diverting his attention yet?

CIEL: [shakes his head] No. He's still preoccupied with that stupid cat.

WILL: Well I'm sure it'll wear off soon…

CIEL: That's what Alois said. [sighs] Maybe he'll forget now that its asleep…

GRELL: [falls through the ceiling from an air vent, he turns to some laughing bullies and yells. His hair is frazzled and he has dirt all over himself] NOT FUNNY GUYS! [MISS GINGER CAPRI wakes up and starts to miaow loudly.]

SEBASTIAN: [his head snaps over to GRELL and his eyes narrow] Now look what you did, doofus! You woke her up! Do you know how long it took me to put her to sleep? [turning to MISS GINGER CAPRI, he takes her out of the crib and cradles her in his arms] Don't worry now, Daddy's here~

GRELL: …Um…I think it's gotten worse. [he gets up and wipes the dirt off of his clothes before looking over at SEBASTIAN.]

WILL: [sarcastically]Thank you, Captain Obvious.

CIEL: That's it, I'm tired of him giving all of his attention to that stupid cat. I want him to pay attention to me, he's my butler! [fuming mad]

GRELL: Have you tried confiscating his KFC? [he points at the abandoned chicken]

CIEL: No…but that gives me an idea! [he holds up a finger, and just as he does he gets hit in the head by a dodge ball. KCK seal appears on the screen and the scene switches. Gym is over and the kids are being let out. As SEBASTIAN takes MISS GINGER CAPRI and prepares to leave, he notices that his KFC is missing.]

SEBASTIAN: [starts to hyperventilate] My KFC…where is it…where's my precious KFC? Where is it? WHERE IS IT? [MISS GINGER CAPRI looks at SEBASTIAN questioningly as a voice comes over the loudspeaker]

CIEL: [over the loudspeaker] Sebastian Michaelis, we have the item, I repeat, we have the item. Report to the Principals' office immediately. [As SEBASTIAN starts to run, scene switch to CIEL, WILL, GRELL, CLAUDE, and ALOIS sitting in the Principals' office. The Principal, Undertaker, is sitting in his chair and smiling creepily.]

GRELL: Thanks for letting us use your office and the loudspeaker, Undertaker.

UNDERTAKER: [laughs creepily] No problem~

[SEBASTIAN bursts through the door, breathing heavily.]

SEBASTIAN: Where is it? Where is my KFC! [he screams, shaking the whole building.]

CIEL: Calm down, people can probably hear you in China. I have it right here. [he pulls the KFC out of a drawer and puts it on the desk. SEBASTIAN quivers in place.] All you have to do to get it back is promise to PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

SEBASTIAN: Pay attention to y—[sudden realization] Oooh, you're jealous 'cause you think I care more about Ginger than about you! [soft music starts playing and the background switches to pink with red hearts] Oh, Ciel, I'll always care about you. You're my master, remember?

CIEL: [tearfully] Oh, Sebby~

SEBASTIAN: [also tearfully] Oh, Ciel~

[SEBASTIAN and CIEL embrace. MISS GINGER CAPRI sits on SEBASTIAN's head and meows.]

GRELL: Well it's good to see that the sexual tension between them is relie—CLAUDE. [he turns angrily to CLAUDE, who is boarding up the windows. ALOIS walks over and hits CLAUDE in the head with a bowling pin.]

CLAUDE: Ouchie…[he falls backwards and blacks out as ending music plays.]

THE END!