CHARACTERS;
Grell Sutcliff: Basically the leader of the organization, he has short red hair as it appears in the Tale of Will the Shinigami and green eyes. He wears red glasses. Grell's crazy because…well…he's just Grell. And he has a huge stash of potato chips that nobody can take—nobody. A shinigami.
William T. Spears: Grell's "right hand man," Will has scruffy black hair as it appears in the Tale of Will the Shinigami and green eyes. He wears silver-gray glasses. Will's actually one of the most sane characters but…he can have his "moments." He plays the trumpet in the band. A shinigami.
Sebastian Michaelis: a cat obsessed moron, as Ciel puts it, Sebastian has black hair and red eyes. Sebastian is a part of this club for multiple reasons; 1, he has medication to handle his extreme ADD and ADHD and his OCD: Obsessive Cat Disorder, 2, he's obsessed with KFC, and 3, he's a demon. A hyperactive demon. 'Nuff said. A demon.
Ciel Phantomhive: rather calm and normal-looking on the outside, Ciel has blue-gray hair and one blue eye, the eye that holds the Faustian contract between himself and Sebastian is hidden by the eye patch he wears. Ciel does, however, have a freezer full of Klondike bars, has asthma and really…really…likes Chick-fil-a. Really. He also plays the bass clarinet in the band. A human.
Claude Faustus: a nerdy, glasses-wearing, science freak demon, Claude has black hair and gold eyes. He wears wire-rimmed glasses. He is always afraid the world is going to end, germophobic, and has OCD (the real OCD, not what Sebastian has). He also likes fish and carries a fish plushie in his bookbag at all times. A demon.
Alois Trancy: a somewhat high-class and kind of a brat, Alois has blonde hair and blue eyes. He often wears shortie-shorts. He's constantly having to hit Claude on the head with a bowling pin to calm him down once he goes on about the world ending, and he likes to lick soap (much to Claude's dismay). He also enjoys getting high off of sharpies. A human.
Undertaker: principal of the school, Undertaker is just really creepy. He has long gray hair and supposedly green eyes, although his bangs hide his eyes. He doesn't often get students in trouble and prefers to just…be creepy. Yet he does it in style. He likes to sit on top of his desk. A shinigami.
Hannah Annafellows: Sebastian's adopted sister, Hannah is a brat and an evil genius in the making. She has white hair and tanned skin and blue/violet eyes. She will do whatever it takes to mess up her older brother's life. She also is in love with Will. A demon.
The Kuro Crazy Klub: Episode two
The Report
[Scene fade in from black to THE SKOOL. All of the members of the Klub are standing in front of THE SKOOL except for SEBASTIAN. CLAUDE is on the ground, sucking his thumb. ALOIS is standing beside him wearing blue shortie shorts that say WEDNESDAY. WILL is cleaning his glasses and GRELL is sitting looking bored. CIEL has his arms crossed.]
CIEL: Sebastian's late today—I wonder what's holding him. [as if to answer his question, a limo pulls up and SEBASTIAN jumps out of it. SEBASTIAN walks over, obviously angry.]
CLAUDE: [rubbing disinfectant all over himself] What's the matter, Sebastian? You look unhappy.
SEBASTIAN: I am unhappy Claude. [camera zoom in on his face; it is dark with exaggerated shadows] Very. Unhappy. Ask me why.
CLAUDE: [obviously frightened] Why are you unhappy? [he squeaks as SEBASTIAN grabs him by the shirt]
SEBASTIAN: Because my STUPID SISTER ATE MY 26 PAGE REPORT I TYPED YESTERDAY TO TURN IN SO THAT I DON'T GET DETENTION AGAIN BECAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE MISS GINGER CAPRIE TO THE VET TODAY AND MY PARENTS WON'T LET ME PRINT IT OUT AGAIN BECAUSE THEY SAID IT WAS MY FAULT SHE ATE IT. THAT'S DOPE. [he drops CLAUDE who starts to cry]
CIEL: Well, that's a problem. Did you think about sneaking back to your house, hopping on to your computer, e-mailing it to yourself, returning to school and printing it out via the computer lab?
SEBASTIAN: [thinking] No, but that's a good idea!
WILL: Sounds kinda complicated…how are we going to do it?
CIEL: Well of course Sebastian himself isn't going to be involved. Remember the last time we had to do something like that?
WILL: Yeah, Grell lost his glasses and we had to go to his house to get them and Sebastian got stuck in the window, Grell's mom called the police and we got him out right as the police arrived. [shudders] A horrid memory.
SEBASTIAN: [whines]Sorry, I'm not good at maneuvering windows.
GRELL: [excitedly] Can we go in through the roof this time?
CIEL: No we cannot go through the roof! Jesus, I don't know what goes through your head sometimes…
GRELL: [scoffs] I could say the same thing, Mr. I-need-Chick-fil-a-or-I'll-die!
CIEL: Says the guy who has I heart Vegas panties…
GRELL: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY.
CIEL: [frightened] Nothing, nothing, absolutely nothing.
GRELL: [cracks knuckles] Good. [he turns to the rest of the Klub, grinning.] Here's what we're gonna do…
[Scene fades as he draws the group into a circle. KCK seal appears on the screen. Scene fades in from black to WILL, GRELL, and ALOIS slipping through the window. They are dressed in ninja outfits—Grell's is all red instead of black though.]
WILL: [whispering to GRELL] Why did you have to wear all red again?
GRELL: [in a somewhat teenage drag queen voice] Because black is so not my color, durr. [he makes a "durr retarded" face at WILL, who frowns.]
WILL: Whatever. If you get caught, I warned you. [he sneaks off down the hallway and into SEBASTIAN's room. He sits down in front of the laptop and turns it on. SEBASTIAN's desktop pops up with a picture of himself and MISS GINGER CAPRI as the background. WILL mutters] Cat obsessed moron. [he opens up Google chrome and goes to SEBASTIAN's g-mail account. He logs in (nobody knows how he got the password) and finds the document. Just as he gets ready to email the document to SEBASTIAN's self, he hears footsteps. Startled, he jumps off the computer and looks for a place to hide. Just as the door opens, WILL is posing in front of SEBASTIAN's statue of Liberty. HANNAH walks in, sits down at the computer and types a few things before giggling and getting up. WILL lets out a sigh of relief and gets back on the computer. Just as he goes to hit the send button, pop ups begin to pop up, filling up the computer screen. Frowning, WILL attempts to close them, and the laptop explodes. Sighing, WILL gets off of the computer and jumps out of the window to SEBASTIAN.]
SEBASTIAN: [mutters to himself] Ten minutes… [he turns as he notices WILL] Will, did you get it?
WILL: Unfortunately no, your sister made your computer explode. Do you have it saved elsewhere?
SEBASTIAN: Yes, on my…[gulp] Parent's computer, which is in their room. Think you're man enough to get it?
WILL: [nods like a soldier] Anything for a comrade. [he salutes and jumps back through the window and sneaks into SEBASTIAN's parents' room. SEBASTIAN's parents are asleep on the bed; lying at the foot of the bed is their dog, DIXIE, who is also asleep. WILL sneaks past them and onto the computer in the corner. He turns it on, and just as he does, the Windows opening music plays very loudly. He hushes the computer frantically, but thankfully no one wakes. WILL mutes the sound on the computer and pulls up g-mail again. He is finally able to send the e-mail this time, but just as he gets up to leave, DIXIE raises her head and looks at him. DIXIE gets ready to bark, but WILL jumps forward, duct tapes her mouth and hog ties her and throws her in the closet. WILL leans in close to DIXIE.]
WILL: [coldly and threateningly] You didn't see anything.
[DIXIE nods quickly, frightened.]
WILL: Good. [he turns and again jumps out the window and lands beside the rest of the Klub. ALOIS and GRELL are back in their normal clothing.] I sent the e-mail.
SEBASTIAN: Good, 'cause now we have…[he checks his watch and his eyes widen] Mama mia! We have five minutes!
GRELL: Five minutes? How are we supposed to get to the school in five minutes?
CLAUDE: [from off camera] I know how! [he flies into view on the back of a giant DRAGON] Hop on, kids.
[The Klub jump on to the dragon. It flies up into the air.]
CIEL: Claude, how in the name of the Phantomhives did you get a dragon?
CLAUDE: [shrugs]Well, he came to me.
CIEL: I don't think I really want to know.
CLAUDE: No, no you don't.
[The Klub arrive at the school. As the DRAGON lands, frightened teens scramble around to get into the building. CLAUDE pats the DRAGON's head and watches as he flies away, and then the Klub make their way into the school and start to run.]
SEBASTIAN: [looking at his watch] We have four minutes and forty-eight seconds to get my 26 pages printed out from the computer lab, so we'd better hurry.
CIEL: [not bothering to run, he is sitting on SEBASTIAN's shoulders] I know, I know, okay, don't rush me.
[The Klub finally reaches the computer lab, but there is a sign over the door that reads CLOSED.]
SEBASTIAN: [frantic] Closed? Why the heck is it closed?
GRELL: [reading slowly and annunciating loudly] The computer lab is closed for renovation and will open in five hours.
SEBASTIAN: We don't have five hours, we have three minutes and thirty seconds as of now!
CLAUDE: [running around in circles] APOCALYPSE! APOCALYPSE! [ALOIS hits him in the head with a bowling pin and hands him his fish plushie. CLAUDE grabs it and starts sucking his thumb.]
CIEL: Don't worry, all we have to do is run into a teacher's room and use their laptop!
GRELL: Are you crazy? We'll be caught!
CIEL: [turns to GRELL slowly, eye wide and dilated, speaking in an "inmate-escaped-from-a-mental-facility" voice] If I weren't crazy, Mister Sutcliff, I wouldn't be here now would I?[he pokes SEBASTIAN's head] To the nearest teacher's room, giddy-up! [SEBASTIAN dashes off with CIEL on his shoulders, the others trailing behind (ALOIS is carrying CLAUDE of course). They reach the nearest teachers room, and GRELL hops on the computer and hacks into SEBASTIAN's email.]
SEBASTIAN: Why does everyone know my password?
GRELL: Because we just do.
SEBASTIAN: That makes no sense at all.
GRELL: I don't get paid to make sense. [he starts to print out the report. A teacher begins walking down the hallway.] Crap, Sebastian, do something!
SEBASTIAN: [brandishing a frying pan, he walks out into the hallway behind the teacher.] HI-YAH! [he hits her in the back of the head with the frying pan, and she hits the ground] Hee-hah, she won't remember a thing!
GRELL: Sebastian, get in here! [the report is finally printed out; he hands it to SEBASTIAN who nods. GRELL turns as he hears dogs barking in the background.] Aww zip, they've released the Chihuahua patrol! Sebastian, Ciel, run to class as quickly as you can! I'll take care of the dogs.
CIEL: No, Grell, not on your own! You'll get torn to pieces!
GRELL: [commando voice] That's a chance I'm willing to take, now move, soldiers, move! [CIEL and SEBASTIAN leave, and GRELL steps out into the hallway to face the advancing army of CHIHUAHUAS.] THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAA!
[Screams are heard from off-camera as SEBASTIAN and CIEL walk into class. SEBASTIAN hands the teacher his report and grins. The bell rings right as the teacher looks down at him.]
TEACHER: Well, Sebastian, this is new. First you've turned in your work, second, you're not late to class. What's your story?
SEBASTIAN: [innocently] Well, I guess I'm just turning over a new leaf.
TEACHER: [mutters] I'll believe that as soon as Undertaker retires from being our principal. [He turns as GRELL drags himself in, clothes torn and dirt all over himself.] Grell Sutcliff, you're late. What's your excuse this time?
GRELL: [exasperated] Dogs…hacking…reports…printing…dragons…ninja…[he lets out a sigh and faints.]
TEACHER: Detention.
[WILL and CLAUDE, dressed in nurses' outfits, run over and grab GRELL's arms and legs and cart him off to the NURSE. SEBASTIAN just stands there and giggles. End music plays.]
THE END!