CHARACTERS;

Grell Sutcliff: Basically the leader of the organization, he has short red hair as it appears in the Tale of Will the Shinigami and green eyes. He wears red glasses. Grell's crazy because…well…he's just Grell. And he has a huge stash of potato chips that nobody can take—nobody. A shinigami.

William T. Spears: Grell's "right hand man," Will has scruffy black hair as it appears in the Tale of Will the Shinigami and green eyes. He wears silver-gray glasses. Will's actually one of the most sane characters but…he can have his "moments." He plays the trumpet in the band. A shinigami.

Sebastian Michaelis: a cat obsessed moron, as Ciel puts it, Sebastian has black hair and red eyes. Sebastian is a part of this club for multiple reasons; 1, he has medication to handle his extreme ADD and ADHD and his OCD: Obsessive Cat Disorder, 2, he's obsessed with KFC, and 3, he's a demon. A hyperactive demon. 'Nuff said. A demon.

Ciel Phantomhive: rather calm and normal-looking on the outside, Ciel has blue-gray hair and one blue eye, the eye that holds the Faustian contract between himself and Sebastian is hidden by the eye patch he wears. Ciel does, however, have a freezer full of Klondike bars, has asthma and really…really…likes Chick-fil-a. Really. He also plays the bass clarinet in the band. A human.

Claude Faustus: a nerdy, glasses-wearing, science freak demon, Claude has black hair and gold eyes. He wears wire-rimmed glasses. He is always afraid the world is going to end, germophobic, and has OCD (the real OCD, not what Sebastian has). He also likes fish and carries a fish plushie in his bookbag at all times. A demon.

Alois Trancy: a somewhat high-class and kind of a brat, Alois has blonde hair and blue eyes. He often wears shortie-shorts. He's constantly having to hit Claude on the head with a bowling pin to calm him down once he goes on about the world ending, and he likes to lick soap (much to Claude's dismay). He also enjoys getting high off of sharpies. A human.

Undertaker: principal of the school, Undertaker is just really creepy. He has long gray hair and supposedly green eyes, although his bangs hide his eyes. He doesn't often get students in trouble and prefers to just…be creepy. Yet he does it in style. He likes to sit on top of his desk. A shinigami.

Hannah Annafellows: Sebastian's adopted sister, Hannah is a brat and an evil genius in the making. She has white hair and tanned skin and blue/violet eyes. She will do whatever it takes to mess up her older brother's life. She also is in love with Will. A demon.

Kuro Crazy Klub: Episode 3

Grell has laryngitis

[Scene fade quickly in from black to GRELL, who is riding on a bull and freaking out. Picture stops and becomes still as GRELL's voice narrates from off-screen.]

GRELL: Okay, you guys are probably wondering how I got into this situation. It's kind of a long story, but I'll explain it to you. It all started on a Thursday night…

[Flashback to Thursday night. GRELL is sitting in his room, happily eating a taco. Suddenly, a ball flies through the window. GRELL, startled, chokes on the taco and passes out on the floor. Screen darkens, text showing up that reads THE NEXT MORNING… GRELL wakes up and looks around. He gets up, dresses, and goes downstairs. As he opens his mouth to talk to his mother, no sound comes out; all that comes is a squeak. Startled, GRELL attempts to speak again, but nothing happens. He freaks out and runs out of the door, grabbing his bookbag in a rush and running out to the BUS STOP, where SEBASTIAN, CIEL, and WILL are standing.]

WILL: Geez, what's wrong with you? You look like you just saw a ghost.

[GRELL jumps up and down and points frantically to his throat, jumping back and forth from one foot to another.]

CIEL: Uh, are you feeling well today?

[GRELL again points to his throat and lets out a squeak.]

WILL: I think he lost his voice.

CIEL: Oh no, Grell has laryngitis? What happened Grell? [he grabs GRELL by the shoulders and shakes him. GRELL attempts to use primitive sign language to get them to understand.]

SEBASTIAN: Hmm, let's see…you were…playing…no, eating something…you were eating a Mexican…no, Mexican food, Mexican food, and…a ball came through the window and you choked.

GRELL: [thinking] Wow, I never knew it was possible for Sebastian to do that…

WILL: Oh dear. That sounds like quite the predicament.

[GRELL nods furiously. THE BUS rolls into view, and the three get on and move to their seats. CLAUDE is holding his fish plushie and petting it. He has numbers written all over his arms.]

CLAUDE: [in a strange voice] I sense all is not well today.

WILL: Unfortunately, you're correct. Grell has laryngitis and can't speak.

CLAUDE: Grell can't speak? APOCALYPSE! [he starts boarding up the windows in terror. Just as he does, ALOIS strolls on and hits CLAUDE on the head with a bowling pin. CLAUDE begins to suck his thumb as ALOIS hands him his fish plushie.]

CIEL: Gosh, he just goes off on everything…well, Sebastian, you seem to be a good translator. Mind translating what Grell says for the day?

SEBASTIAN: [taps the side of his chin] Hmm…sure! [thinking] Tee hee, now I can do all kinds of fun things since no one else can translate…oh ho ho…

[THE BUS rolls to a stop in front of THE SKOOL. The Klub walk inside to start the day. View scenes of GRELL throughout the day, lounging on his desk, looking bored. The clock slowly changes from 8:45 to 9:00 then to 10:00, then later 10:45, when the class is finally let out for lunch/brunch. The Klub sit down at their table, again marked with a sign that reads "NOBODY SIT HERE; RESERVED FOR THE KCK." SEBASTIAN is laughing hysterically.]

SEBASTIAN: Did you see the look on the teacher's face when I threw that eraser at her face? LOL her glasses totally flew right off!

CIEL: [rubbing peanut butter out of his hair] Seriously, a week's detention, Sebby? Why, I have better things to do than sit in jail for a week.

WILL: [twirling his spaghetti around on his fork] Although I do admit that was quite hilarious, I don't think it was worth getting a week's detention.

SEBASTIAN: [scoffs] Of course, Will. You wouldn't know fun if it jumped in your lap and called you Momma.

WILL: Seeing how that's technically impossible…

SEBASTIAN: Things are always technical with you, aren't they? [he flicks his wrist and looks over at GRELL, who is nudging a grape around on his plate. He grins evilly.] Hey Grell, what's the matter, you're awfully quiet today! [he starts laughing, and GRELL punches him in the face, making him fly off camera.] Ouch, my nose…

ALOIS: Heh, nice one Sebby.

GRELL: [again narrator's voice from off-camera] Sebastian's wise-cracks weren't the only thing I'd have to face today, I realized. The events that happened next made me force everyone into ASL (American Sign Language) classes the next month.

[Scene switch to the Gym. GRELL is in the middle of the court, tied to a huge dodge ball. He is shaking his head and squirming around on the ball. SEBASTIAN and CIEL are watching him.]

CIEL: [watching GRELL squirm] Are you sure this is what he said he wanted?

SEBASTIAN: [grinning like…well…a demon] Oh, please Ciel, don't doubt me. I know things, and Grell just wants to get over his fear of dodge ball. This is the perfect way to do it. OKAY BOYS, LET 'ER GO!

[He motions to a group of kids, who lift the ball up and toss it. GRELL is crushed as the ball bounces off the wall and eventually rolls to a stop. His clothes are tousled, his hair is matted and a few of his teeth are missing. GRELL is twitching angrily.]

SEBASTIAN: My, my, you're a mess. You look kinda…CRUSHED! [he starts laughing hysterically, and GRELL grinds his remaining teeth together, face turning about as red as his hair. The ropes burn off and he sits on the ground, fuming. Suddenly, he gets an idea. GRELL turns to CIEL and SEBASTIAN and attempts to sign that he wants a piece of paper.]

CIEL: What do you want? A…printer? No, no, typewriter…you want a computer?

[GRELL facepalms.]

SEBASTIAN: No, no, silly, he wants a piece of paper. Here you go! [he hands GRELL a piece of paper, and he beams. Next, he tries to sign that he wants a pen.] Hmm…I think he wants to go bull riding.

CIEL: Saywhatnow?

[GRELL freaks out and starts shaking his head as SEBASTIAN grins evilly again. The scene changes to GRELL shivering in front of a bull pen. He is dressed in full cowboy attire. The Klub is standing a few feet away, watching. The bull is inside, snorting and tossing his head.]

SEBASTIAN: [grinning widely] Go get 'im Tiger! [he pushes GRELL to the ring and GRELL trembles as he looks at the bull, who gives a snort and moos. GRELL squeaks as SEBASTIAN hoists him over the bar and onto the bull, who lets out an angry moo and starts to buck, running around the pen.]

WILL: Are you sure this is okay?

SEBASTIAN: Suuure, he'll be perfectly fine. [is videotaping said event] YouTube fame, here I come!

[WILL just watches skeptically. The bull continues to buck before eventually throwing GRELL off, shooting him up like a rocket. GRELL goes flying into a tree and slams into the trunk. He crawls out of the hole he made and looks around, spitting out acorns and tree bark.]

GRELL: [in a high, squirrely voice] Gosh darn it. How did he get bull riding out of I want a pen? Jesu—hey wait! I can talk! HA HA! Wait a minute…what's wrong with my voice? [he lets out a high-pitched Fred like scream.]

[Scene change to the Klub still standing in front of the pen. CLAUDE looks over at WILL.]

CLAUDE: Did someone just throw a squirrel into a blender?

WILL: [shrugs] I dunno. Hey, do you think Grell's okay?

SEBASTIAN: He's probably chilling in a pond somewhere. [the Klub starts to walk off into the sunset.] Hey guys, wanna go get Mexican food?

WILL: Sure, but…can we just drop by Burger King and get a hamburger for me?

[End music plays as the Klub walks off, and GRELL's shrieking is heard from off-camera.]

THE END!