CHARACTERS;
Grell Sutcliff: Basically the leader of the organization, he has short red hair as it appears in the Tale of Will the Shinigami and green eyes. He wears red glasses. Grell's crazy because…well…he's just Grell. And he has a huge stash of potato chips that nobody can take—nobody. A shinigami.
William T. Spears: Grell's "right hand man," Will has scruffy black hair as it appears in the Tale of Will the Shinigami and green eyes. He wears silver-gray glasses. Will's actually one of the most sane characters but…he can have his "moments." He plays the trumpet in the band. A shinigami.
Sebastian Michaelis: a cat obsessed moron, as Ciel puts it, Sebastian has black hair and red eyes. Sebastian is a part of this club for multiple reasons; 1, he has medication to handle his extreme ADD and ADHD and his OCD: Obsessive Cat Disorder, 2, he's obsessed with KFC, and 3, he's a demon. A hyperactive demon. 'Nuff said. A demon.
Ciel Phantomhive: rather calm and normal-looking on the outside, Ciel has blue-gray hair and one blue eye, the eye that holds the Faustian contract between himself and Sebastian is hidden by the eye patch he wears. Ciel does, however, have a freezer full of Klondike bars, has asthma and really…really…likes Chick-fil-a. Really. He also plays the bass clarinet in the band. A human.
Claude Faustus: a nerdy, glasses-wearing, science freak demon, Claude has black hair and gold eyes. He wears wire-rimmed glasses. He is always afraid the world is going to end, germophobic, and has OCD (the real OCD, not what Sebastian has). He also likes fish and carries a fish plushie in his bookbag at all times. A demon.
Alois Trancy: a somewhat high-class and kind of a brat, Alois has blonde hair and blue eyes. He often wears shortie-shorts. He's constantly having to hit Claude on the head with a bowling pin to calm him down once he goes on about the world ending, and he likes to lick soap (much to Claude's dismay). He also enjoys getting high off of sharpies. A human.
Undertaker: principal of the school, Undertaker is just really creepy. He has long gray hair and supposedly green eyes, although his bangs hide his eyes. He doesn't often get students in trouble and prefers to just…be creepy. Yet he does it in style. He likes to sit on top of his desk. A shinigami.
Hannah Annafellows: Sebastian's adopted sister, Hannah is a brat and an evil genius in the making. She has white hair and tanned skin and blue/violet eyes. She will do whatever it takes to mess up her older brother's life. She also is in love with Will. A demon.
Pluto: Ciel's demon dog, he can turn into a human and a huge white dog with red eyes. In his human form, he has white hair and red eyes and wears a tuxedo. He likes to set things on fire because…well…he can breathe fire. He loathes Grell and loves Sebastian. He enjoys eating Ciel's homework. He also likes to pee on Grell's stuff.
The Kuro Crazy Klub: Episode 4
The Dog
[Scene fade in from black. CIEL is in his mansion, arguing with his parents, RACHEL and VINCENT Phantomhive. PLUTO is in his human form, leash being held by VINCENT.]
CIEL: Butbutbut I don't WANT to bring the stupid dog to school! [he stomps his foot and points at PLUTO, who barks.]
VINCENT: Now, son, you know this is a last resort. We didn't want to have to burden you with taking care of Plu-plu—
CIEL: He's gonna burn the whole freakin' Skool down! [thinking] Not that that'd be a bad thing…
RACHEL: Oh, he's not that bad! Believe me, we tried to get someone else to dogsit Plu-plu, but nobody wanted to do it.
CIEL: [mutters] I don't blame them, he's a demon dog who breathes fire…
VINCENT: Just for the day, son. He won't be that bad…
CIEL: What if he does in fact burn the Skool down?
RACHEL: Then it will be our responsibility. [she picks up her bag and goes to the door, VINCENT following.] Have a good day at school, dear. Pluto's food is already in your bookbag. Goodbye now! [before CIEL can complain, RACHEL and VINCENT leave. CIEL glares down at PLUTO.]
CIEL: [yanking on the leash] You'd better not cause me any trouble.
[PLUTO looks up at him and woofs. Scene switch to CIEL, WILL, and GRELL standing at the bus stop. PLUTO is sniffing around the stop sign in his human form.]
WILL: Um…Ciel…who is that?
CIEL: This is my stupid demon dog, Pluto. I'm pretty sure he's mentally retarded. Anyway, my parents are going away for the day and couldn't find anyone to watch Pluto so I have to get stuck with him.
GRELL: [scoffs] Tough luck. My dog is so well trained, she could be running down the street and the minute I call her name she rushes to my feet at attention. My dad taught her how to do that.
CIEL: [whispers to GRELL] Does he do dog training lessons? How much an hour?
GRELL: [whispers back] Fifty bucks. [he turns as PLUTO lifts his leg over GRELL's bookbag which is on the ground.] HEY! No, bad dog, bad! [he shoos PLUTO away, and PLUTO angrily blows fire at him, setting GRELL on fire of course. GRELL screams and rolls around on the ground as SEBASTIAN approaches.]
SEBASTIAN: …Grell is on fire. That is bad. What happened? [he stomps on the fire on GRELL's clothes as he passes, setting it out. GRELL mutters something unintelligible.]
CIEL: My stupid dog set him on fire. Sebastian, meet Pluto.
[SEBASTIAN stares at PLUTO with disgust. PLUTO looks at SEBASTIAN and his eyes light up as he jumps SEBASTIAN and licks him in the face.]
SEBASTIAN: H-hey, what the? GET OFF ME STUPID DOG! [he shoves PLUTO off, but the dog-human thing just jumps on his back and woofs.] Gosh darn it, why do dogs like me so much…
CIEL: [frowns and yanks on PLUTO's leash, drawing him close.] The bus is coming, don't cause any trouble, mutt.
[PLUTO just lets his tongue hang out and barks. THE BUS rolls to a stop in front of the BUS STOP. GRELL, WILL, CIEL, and SEBASTIAN all get on to THE BUS. They get to their seats in the back and PLUTO jumps into SEBASTIAN'S lap. SEBASTIAN angrily pushes him off.]
SEBASTIAN: No, bad dog, stay away!
CLAUDE: [sitting in his chair, holding his fish plushie close] W-w-what is that?
CIEL: That is my stupid dog, Pluto.
CLAUDE: …DOG? [jumps up in the air and back into his seat and starts hyperventilating, holding the fish closer] Please don't eat my fish, good puppy…
[CLAUDE shrieks as PLUTO jumps on him and licks his face. ALOIS strolls down the aisle and frowns at PLUTO before taking out his handy bowling pin and hitting PLUTO on the head with it.]
ALOIS: [hard and cold] Pluto, sit.
[PLUTO whines and sits at CIEL's feet and puts his head on his arms. ALOIS just grins and GRELL, who has fixed his burnt clothes and is staring in disbelief.]
GRELL: How did you…
ALOIS: [shrugs] I guess I'm just intimidating to dogs.
SEBASTIAN: [cockily] Yes, because someone whose wearing black shortie shorts that say FRIDAY is soooo intimidating.
[ALOIS looks down at his shorts—they do indeed say FRIDAY.]
CIEL: I guess dogs are just intimidated differently. [he looks over at CLAUDE, who is rubbing disinfectant and soap all over his face before washing it off with a water bottle.] Sigh. Claude looks like he's having a fun time.
CLAUDE: [muttering to himself while having nervous spasms] G-germs…germs…so much…germs…dogs…so…disgusting…
[CIEL just puts his head in his hands and sighs. Scene switch to inside of THE SKOOL. UNDERTAKER is holding PLUTO's leash for some reason, and PLUTO is dragging him down the hallway. There is also a block of wood glued to PLUTO's foot.]
UNDERTAKER: [excitedly] Puppy!
SEBASTIAN: Ciel, why is Undertaker holding Pluto's leash? And why is there a block of wood glued to Pluto's foot?
CIEL: Will did that, gluing the wood to his foot to slow him down. And Undertaker insisted he hold the leash for a minute. I guess he likes demon dogs?
[CIEL winces as PLUTO sets random students on fire. GRELL is standing at a safe distance, dressed in knight's armor. He flips up the mask on his helmet and looks around, holding a sword and shield.]
CIEL: Grell, do you think you went a little overboard with the armor?
GRELL: No. I'm not taking any chances with that dog.
CIEL: Aren't you like…burning up in there?
GRELL: My inner core temperature has risen by about three degrees yes but that's a chance I'm willing to take.
WILL: [watching curiously] I'm just going to see how this turns out.
[CIEL bangs his head on the wall. Scene switch as the KCK seal comes up on the screen. Happy music begins to play as scenes flash; first PLUTO sitting in class with CIEL and GRELL. PLUTO turns to GRELL's desk and lifts his leg as GRELL starts hitting him with his shield; then PLUTO sitting beside SEBASTIAN at lunch. PLUTO gets up and starts to eat SEBASTIAN's food. SEBASTIAN angrily protests; then PLUTO is seen running through the halls, setting things on fire. Finally we see CIEL walking through the hall, panting. PLUTO is at his side, tongue hanging out, looking very happy with himself.]
CIEL: I thought I told you not to cause me any trouble?
GRELL: [walks in, his metal is charred but he's fine] He didn't cause you any trouble though, he caused everyone else trouble.
WILL: [stomps in, arms crossed. Some of his hair is burning.] Talk about trouble, he set me on fire and then he ate my homework! Good thing the teacher 'd already seen it!
SEBASTIAN: [standing beside CIEL] I just want it to stay away from me.
CLAUDE: [sitting in his locker, whimpering, clutching his fish plushie close.]
ALOIS: He hasn't really done anything to me, but he's terrified poor Claude over there.
[As if on cue, CLAUDE starts to cry.]
CIEL: [twitches] Alright, that's it! PLUTO! [he turns to PLUTO and frowns.] Stupid dog, you make me look bad! [he takes out a mask similar to the one that Eustace wears on Courage the cowardly dog show. He frightens PLUTO, who runs off down the hallway. CIEL wipes off his hands and throws the mask somewhere.] Problem solved. Let's go home, guys.
[CIEL starts to walk off. Camera switch to the rest of the Klub, standing there with wide eyes and jaws hanging slack. End music plays.]
THE END!