CHARACTERS;

Grell Sutcliff: Basically the leader of the organization, he has short red hair as it appears in the Tale of Will the Shinigami and green eyes. He wears red glasses. Grell's crazy because…well…he's just Grell. And he has a huge stash of potato chips that nobody can take—nobody. A shinigami.

William T. Spears: Grell's "right hand man," Will has scruffy black hair as it appears in the Tale of Will the Shinigami and green eyes. He wears silver-gray glasses. Will's actually one of the most sane characters but…he can have his "moments." He plays the trumpet in the band. A shinigami.

Sebastian Michaelis: a cat obsessed moron, as Ciel puts it, Sebastian has black hair and red eyes. Sebastian is a part of this club for multiple reasons; 1, he has medication to handle his extreme ADD and ADHD and his OCD: Obsessive Cat Disorder, 2, he's obsessed with KFC, and 3, he's a demon. A hyperactive demon. 'Nuff said. A demon.

Ciel Phantomhive: rather calm and normal-looking on the outside, Ciel has blue-gray hair and one blue eye, the eye that holds the Faustian contract between himself and Sebastian is hidden by the eye patch he wears. Ciel does, however, have a freezer full of Klondike bars, has asthma and really…really…likes Chick-fil-a. Really. He also plays the bass clarinet in the band. A human.

Claude Faustus: a nerdy, glasses-wearing, science freak demon, Claude has black hair and gold eyes. He wears wire-rimmed glasses. He is always afraid the world is going to end, germophobic, and has OCD (the real OCD, not what Sebastian has). He also likes fish and carries a fish plushie in his bookbag at all times. A demon.

Alois Trancy: a somewhat high-class and kind of a brat, Alois has blonde hair and blue eyes. He often wears shortie-shorts. He's constantly having to hit Claude on the head with a bowling pin to calm him down once he goes on about the world ending, and he likes to lick soap (much to Claude's dismay). He also enjoys getting high off of sharpies. A human.

Undertaker: principal of the school, Undertaker is just really creepy. He has long gray hair and supposedly green eyes, although his bangs hide his eyes. He doesn't often get students in trouble and prefers to just…be creepy. Yet he does it in style. He likes to sit on top of his desk. A shinigami.

Hannah Annafellows: Sebastian's adopted sister, Hannah is a brat and an evil genius in the making. She has white hair and tanned skin and blue/violet eyes. She will do whatever it takes to mess up her older brother's life. She also is in love with Will. A demon.

Pluto: Ciel's demon dog, he can turn into a human and a huge white dog with red eyes. In his human form, he has white hair and red eyes and wears a tuxedo. He likes to set things on fire because…well…he can breathe fire. He loathes Grell and loves Sebastian. He enjoys eating Ciel's homework. He also likes to pee on Grell's stuff.

Mihael "Mello" Keehl: Alois' older brother, Mello has long blonde hair and sky blue eyes. He wears black leather and carries a gun at all times. Basically, the only thing he will eat is chocolate and chocolate based products. He's quite emotionally unstable most of the time. Also related to Misa, Halle, and Lizzy.

Kuro Crazy Klub: Episode 5

Alois' family problems

[Scene fade in from black to THE BUS. WILL, SEBASTIAN, CIEL, GRELL, and CLAUDE are already in their seats. For once, CLAUDE is not freaking out. WILL is messing with a radio. GRELL is fumbling with the buttons on his sweater, growling as he can't get them to stay connected. SEBASTIAN is cuddling with a cat pillow and CIEL is sucking on a lollipop. Suddenly ALOIS arrives, dressed in tight black leather.]

ALOIS: [excitedly] Hey guys, guess what I did?

CLAUDE: [looks up at ALOIS, eyes wide] Gee, that's a change in outfit…change in outfit…Alois is wearing pants…APOCOLYPSE APOCOLY—[he is cut off as ALOIS hits him on the head with a bowling pin and hands him his fish plushie. CLAUDE takes the plushie and starts to suck his thumb.]

SEBASTIAN: What did you do this time?

ALOIS: [grins slyly] I stole my big brother's clothes!

[The Klub look at him with wide eyes.]

GRELL: You. Did. What?

WILL: [grabs ALOIS by his shoulders] Alois Trancy, do you know the suffering you've unleashed on us all?

ALOIS: [giggles] Nope! [WILL drops ALOIS and he lands on CLAUDE's lap.]

WILL: Do you remember what happened the last time you stole something from him?

ALOIS: [thinks] Hmmm…

[Harp music plays as the screen melts into a flashback. The whole landscape is charred and burning—students are running around in terror. MELLO appears from the darkness, holding his gun.]

MELLO: [mutters] I'll find him, I'll find him if I have to burn down this whole CITY!

[Flashback ends. ALOIS is sitting with a serious face on.]

ALOIS: Hmm…

CIEL: It's too late now, we're set on the path of destruction!

CLAUDE: APOCA—[ALOIS hits CLAUDE on the head with a bowling pin, and he starts sucking his thumb again.]

SEBASTIAN: Good thing I brought my long lead pipe to school today, I think we might need to use it.

[The Klub looks ahead with dismay. Scene switch to the Klub walking into the SKOOL, looking cautiously over their shoulders. They actually manage to make it all the way to their first class before disaster strikes. An explosion sounds from outside, and ALOIS flinches as a voice calls from off camera]

MELLO: Alois Trancy! Come out with your hands up!

ALOIS: [squeaks and dives under the desk] I'll never come out!

CIEL: Just give it up and save us all, please.

ALOIS: Are you crazy? He's dead set on kicking my butt from here to Australia!

SEBASTIAN: [mutters] I say let him do it…

[The Klub turns as another explosion sounds. Camera switch to MELLO, who is dressed in a striped t-shirt and jeans. His eyes are narrowed and he is holding a Yahoo in one hand and his gun in the other. An army of people swarm forward from the hole in the wall. MELLO takes a sip of the Yahoo and frowns.]

MELLO: Alois is going to get it. He forced me to wear Matt's clothes; I look like a hobo!

MATT: [from off camera] Hey!

MELLO: No offense Matty, but you dress like a hobo. [he goes into the school angrily.] If he won't come the easy way, I'll just have to do it…the hard way.

[Scene change to SEBASTIAN and WILL attempting to shove ALOIS into a locker. CLAUDE, CIEL, and GRELL are standing behind them, watching.]

WILL: [grunting with the effort] The locker is too small!

SEBASTIAN: This doesn't make any sense! How can Claude fit into the same locker but yet you can't?

ALOIS: I think the leather might be catching on the side…

CIEL: [frantic] Uh, guys, I think they're coming down the hall…

[WILL panics and finally shoves ALOIS into the locker, slams it shut, and turns to the others.]

WILL: Run for your liiiiife! [he and the others turn and run off down the hallway and into the boy's bathroom; all except for CLAUDE.]

[MELLO comes down the hallway, gun at his side, frowning. He looks down at CLAUDE and picks him up by the back of the shirt. CLAUDE begins to tremble.]

MELLO: Alright, scaredy-cat, tell me where the little pipsqueak went.

CLAUDE: I-I-I don't know what you're t-t-talking about! [he squeaks as MELLO grips his shirt harder]

MELLO: [grins slyly] 'Cmon, Claudey, I know you know where the brat is! [he presses CLAUDE into the lockers. ALOIS watches from inside the locker fearfully.]

CLAUDE: [looks like he's about to pee himself] I don't know w-w-what you're talking about!

MELLO: [angry] Tell me, or I'll…I'll…[he grins and steals CLAUDE's fish plushie. CLAUDE squeals in fear.] I'll shoot!

CLAUDE: [whining] No, please, don't shoot Mr. Fish! I've had him since I was a child!

[MELLO drops CLAUDE and holds the gun to MR. FISH's head.]

MELLO: [with a crazed look in his eyes] I'll do it! I'll do it!

ALOIS: Stop! [MELLO looks at ALOIS, who is standing in the hallway. He collapses at MELLO's feet.] Please, don't shoot the fish. I'll have to deal with Claude's random outbursts of crying just like after his goldfish Goldie died! Just take the clothes!

[MELLO gratefully obliges—he jumps on ALOIS and takes the clothes off, leaving ALOIS in only his underwear. GRELL runs in from off camera and jumps into MELLO's arms.]

GRELL: [cheerfully] Heeey, scary brother-in-law, how's big brother doing?

MELLO: [looks at GRELL disgustedly and drops him on the ground] Fine. Now that I'm done here, I'm just going to leave.

CIEL: [walks out, looking around at the charred building] Please do. This is the second time in the month that the Skool's nearly been destroyed…

MELLO: Matt probably wants a cake or something by now and I need to feed my cheetahs soooo I'll see you around. See ya. [he starts to walk off, leaving behind the Klub members and ALOIS who is still in his underwear.]

SEBASTIAN: Hey, Alois, you can put some clothes on now.

ALOIS: Nah, it's cool.

[End music plays as the Klub stares at ALOIS.]

The End!