Author's note: We know the ending is a tad rushed, but we didn't want to keep you guys waiting. Please give us some feedback!

II

Poseidon

Poseidon fell to the ground, his hand still clutching Zeus' his thumb still wrestling with Zeus'. As the portal spat out Zeus, Poseidon lowered his thumb onto Zeus'.

"I demand a rematch!" Zeus cried, before noticing Hera, "Because you shall not have my wife!" Hera turned her cold glare on Poseidon. Poseidon raged.

"HELLO? You wanted to get my wife! You're definitely the father of Hermes!"

"I'll take that as a compliment…"Hermes muttered as the fight continued. Suddenly, Aphrodite screamed.

"OMG OMG OMG! MY HAIR IS MOUSY BROWN!" she clutched her hair, which was indeed mousy brown, in her hand. "I'M UGLY!" she shrieked.

"Why did you say OMG if this was a bad thing?" Athena asked, hitting Aphrodite where it hurt-texting.

"NOOOOO! I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW TO TEXT!" Aphrodite wailed miserably.

"You never knew how to text!" Athena shot back, causing another fight to be born.

"Whaddya mean?" Aphrodite asked, tears welling.

"I mean that you were too obsessed with your own looks to care about anyone else's selfies, much less their texts!" then Athena grabbed her phone and texted something to everyone.

Poseidon checked his phone, and found Athena's selfie. "That looks amaz- I mean, it looks horrible. You should have added a few olive trees in there."

"EXCUSE ME FOR WINNING!" Athena yelled, before composing herself.

"See? You didn't even look at it." She pointed out to Aphrodite.

"Sorry for not wanting to see your ugly face- or anyone else's for that matter." She said, looking at Hephaestus.

"You-"Hephaestus was cut off by Athena's voice.

"We will come back to this. But for now, let's address something else. Where exactly are we?" she said, surveying the area.

"Many people seem to live here." Hestia stated.

Poseidon could sense the seas. "We seem to be near the Pacific. And…" he trailed off.

"Come on, tell us!" Ares said, probably hoping it was a warring country.

"I can sense Percy, so we must be in America." He finished off.

There was silence. Then Ares whooped. "Oh yeah! Here we come, Camp Half-Blood!"

Dionysus groaned. "I just started my holiday! Do I have to?"

Athena said, "No-one has to. It's a bad idea, they'll get confused."

"So…" Hermes thought for a while, "Where to next?"

"I thought you'd never ask! THAT SCHOOL is where we're going to!" Athena squealed.

"I don't care" Dionysus said, though he groaned.

"Do we have to?" the rest muttered.

"Yes!" Athena grinned, "we can help from here."

Poseidon pondered this. It was a good idea. "Okay then… I guess…"

Soon, everyone gave their consent and hey were on their way.