KURO CRAZY KLUB MOVIE

THE RANSOM FOR HANNAH ANNAFELLOWS

Characters

Grell Sutcliff: Basically the leader of the organization, he has short red hair as it appears in the Tale of Will the Shinigami and green eyes. He wears red glasses. Grell's crazy because…well…he's just Grell. And he has a huge stash of potato chips that nobody can take—nobody. A shinigami.

William T. Spears: Grell's "right hand man," Will has scruffy black hair as it appears in the Tale of Will the Shinigami and green eyes. He wears silver-gray glasses. Will's actually one of the most sane characters but…he can have his "moments." He plays the trumpet in the band. A shinigami.

Sebastian Michaelis: a cat obsessed moron, as Ciel puts it, Sebastian has black hair and red eyes. Sebastian is a part of this club for multiple reasons; 1, he has medication to handle his extreme ADD and ADHD and his OCD: Obsessive Cat Disorder, 2, he's obsessed with KFC, and 3, he's a demon. A hyperactive demon. 'Nuff said. A demon.

Ciel Phantomhive: rather calm and normal-looking on the outside, Ciel has blue-gray hair and one blue eye, the eye that holds the Faustian contract between himself and Sebastian is hidden by the eye patch he wears. Ciel does, however, have a freezer full of Klondike bars, has asthma and really…really…likes Chick-fil-a. Really. He also plays the bass clarinet in the band. A human.

Claude Faustus: a nerdy, glasses-wearing, science freak demon, Claude has black hair and gold eyes. He wears wire-rimmed glasses. He is always afraid the world is going to end, germophobic, and has OCD (the real OCD, not what Sebastian has). He also likes fish and carries a fish plushie in his bookbag at all times. A demon.

Alois Trancy: a somewhat high-class and kind of a brat, Alois has blonde hair and blue eyes. He often wears shortie-shorts. He's constantly having to hit Claude on the head with a bowling pin to calm him down once he goes on about the world ending, and he likes to lick soap (much to Claude's dismay). He also enjoys getting high off of sharpies. A human.

Undertaker: principal of the school, Undertaker is just really creepy. He has long gray hair and supposedly green eyes, although his bangs hide his eyes. He doesn't often get students in trouble and prefers to just…be creepy. Yet he does it in style. He likes to sit on top of his desk. A shinigami.

Hannah Annafellows: Sebastian's adopted sister, Hannah is a brat and an evil genius in the making. She has white hair and tanned skin and blue/violet eyes. She will do whatever it takes to mess up her older brother's life. She also is in love with Will. A demon.

Pluto: Ciel's demon dog, he can turn into a human and a huge white dog with red eyes. In his human form, he has white hair and red eyes and wears a tuxedo. He likes to set things on fire because…well…he can breathe fire. He loathes Grell and loves Sebastian. He enjoys eating Ciel's homework. He also likes to pee on Grell's stuff.

Mihael "Mello" Keehl: Alois' older brother, Mello has long blonde hair and sky blue eyes. He wears black leather and carries a gun at all times. Basically, the only thing he will eat is chocolate and chocolate based products. He's quite emotionally unstable most of the time. Also related to Misa, Halle, and Lizzy.

Angela Blanc: An angel, Angela is obsessed with Sebastian and wants to go out with him. She has short white hair and violet eyes. She wears white clothes and sometimes carries a whip. Quite unstable—emotionally and mentally. Younger sister to Ash.

Ash Landers: An angel, Ash will do whatever his younger sister pleases, and that includes attempting to abduct Sebastian. He also wears white clothes and carries a sword. Also quite unstable—emotionally and mentally. Older brother to Angela.

The Hermit: A hermit that helps the Klub along in trying to find Sebastian's sister. He shows up in a lot of the movies. He also teaches Claude to tap dance. He looks like…a hermit.

THE SCRIPT

INTRO: Angela's scene

[Scene fade in from black. Cue opening title; the KCK seal appears on the screen with the words THE KCK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS…scene fade to black again. Scene fade in from black to a view of a large mansion. It is nighttime. Slow, dark music is playing mezzo forte (mf). It is dark, so few creatures are out. One light in one of the windows is on, however. Camera pan slowly inside. ANGELA is pacing the floor. One of her MINIONS is standing behind her. ASH is sitting on the floor.]

ANGELA: [angrily] This is beginning to get hopeless. I've tried almost everything to get him into my possession, but somehow he and that stupid Klub always thwart my attempts!

MINION: [shakily] How about kidnapping one of his significant others?

ANGELA: [she pauses, and then runs to MINION and hugs him] Oh, Minion number 492, you're a genius!

MINION: Actually I'm number 429…

ANGELA: [coldly] Don't push it, Minion number 492. [now with authority] Now go, ready my transportation vehicle. [she looks at the camera, eyes glowing.] We have a lot of work to do.

[Scene fade to black as only ANGELA's eyes are visible. They serve as a crossover into the next scene.]

SCENE 1: The Discovery

[Scene fade in from black to SEBASTIAN, WILL, GRELL, CLAUDE, and ALOIS sitting in a field together. The view is aerial, but slowly pans down to the ground. Simple flute lead in the music. SEBASTIAN is watching as MISS GINGER CAPRI plays in the flowers. GRELL is asleep. They all look somewhat bored. Suddenly CIEL appears from off-camera, panting.]

CIEL: Guys! [he runs and jumps, landing on SEBASTIAN's shoulders.] I have news from the underground.

[They all lean in excitedly.]

WILL: News from the underground? What is it this time?

CIEL: [he takes out a piece of parchment from his jacket and clears his throat, starting to read] "We have just been informed that some kind of burglary carried out by the angel Angela has occurred at 129 Welsh Street. All of the members of the underground are to be on the lookout. She is thought to be highly dangerous and armed." Hmm, that address sounds very familiar…

SEBASTIAN: [suddenly getting up, and in the process knocks CIEL from his shoulders.] Lemme see that! [he grabs the paper and reads over it] Are you sure there are no typos on this page?

CIEL: Pretty sure. All of the news goes through triple-checking in the underworld.

SEBASTIAN: [grabs CIEL by the shoulders and shakes him.] Are you sure they didn't skip an edit!

CIEL: Why, what is wrong with you?

SEBASTIAN: [panicked] That's my house! 129 Welsh Street is MY house!

WILL: [he has taken the paper from SEBASTIAN and is reading it] Hmm…says the angel Angela is involved. That can't be good, now can it?

SEBASTIAN: [face turns dark] No, no it can't.

CIEL: We'd better go survey the crime scene, check and see what or who she took.

WILL: Eh, she probably stole a vase or somethin'. [he turns to GRELL and shakes him.] Grell, wake up.

[GRELL mutters and turns in his sleep.]

WILL: Oh come on, now…GRELL YOUR POTATO CHIPS ARE BURNING!

GRELL: [he suddenly jolts awake] Sound the alarm, bar the windows, call the police, GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER! [realizing that there's no fire] Oh, my potato chips are okay. Phew! [he wipes sweat off of his forehead] Wait, if my chips aren't burning, why did you wake me up?

WILL: The angel Angela, you know, the one who's obsessed with Sebastian broke into Sebby's house and stole something.

GRELL: Well, that could be a problem.

WILL: Exactly, which is why we're going to check it out. [he starts to walk off after the others, before turning back to GRELL] Care to follow?

GRELL: [getting up.] Yeah, yeah I guess. I don't have anything else to waste my life on.

[WILL and GRELL walk off after the others. Scene change to the Klub standing in front of SEBASTIAN's house. There is yellow crime scene investigation tape around the yard.]

WILL: [cautiously] Should we go in? It might not be safe…

SEBASTIAN: [scoffs] You're starting to sound like Claude.

CLAUDE: [looking around, twitching like a squirrel] Danger all around…

CIEL: Danger? Ha, I laugh in the face danger, ha ha ha!

GRELL: [walks up behind CIEL] Boo.

CIEL: [shrieks and jumps into the air, landing on GRELL's head] Don't scare me like that!

[GRELL just laughs. SEBASTIAN lifts up the tape and motions the others in. The Klub walk into the house and look around. Nothing seems to be damaged except for a broken window. As SEBASTIAN looks around, he notices something.]

SEBASTIAN: Uh, guys…have you seen my sister?

CIEL: [still on GRELL's head.] Sister? Nope, sorry. Haven't seen Hannah anywhere.

WILL: Neither have I…[thinking] Not that that's a bad thing…[speaking] Do you think she might have just gone off somewhere?

ALOIS: [tearing a paper off the wall] Oh, she went somewhere alright. Take a look at this. [he hands the paper to SEBASTIAN, who reads over it, sweating. The paper is a classic letters-cut-out-from-a-magazine ransom note.]

SEBASTIAN: [reading from the paper] It says; "Dear Sebastian Michaelis and company, If you ever want to see your dear sister again, come to the big volcano in TMON (The Middle Of Nowhere) at 12:00 PM tonight. Signed, Ash Landers and Angela Blanc."

GRELL: [confused]Wait a minute, if they put their names on it, why did they use the magazine letters?

CIEL: Effect, maybe?

SEBASTIAN:[panicking] This is bad, this is very bad! If I don't get her back by 2:00 tomorrow morning, my parents are going to kill me!

CIEL: Um…why?

SEBASTIAN: My parents had two children for specifically one reason, so that we would balance each other out. The evil inside of me is balanced by Hannah's evil, and in return Hannah's good is balanced by my good.

CIEL: Makes perfect sense.

SEBASTIAN: If one of us were to be gone for too long, we would become unbalanced. Bad things would start happening; buildings would crumble, structures would explode, men would turn into women and vice versa…

ALOIS: [interrupting] Um…what? Why would all of this happen?

SEBASTIAN: [scoffs in a teenage drag queen voice] Because we're demons, duurrrr! Bottom line is, I need to find Hannah before 2:00 tomorrow.

CIEL: [jumps off of GRELL's shoulders and pulls him close] You? Let us help too!

SEBASTIAN: [commando voice] No, it's too dangerous! I don't want to put you in that kind of danger.

CIEL: [frowns and replies in an equally commando voice] Sir, General Sebastian, I'm afraid that I can't let you go in alone. If you do, you'll just be giving her what she wants.

GRELL: [whispers to WILL] Will, did you leave Pearl Harbor on again?

WILL: [whispers back] No, I learned my lesson from the last time that happened. Not so sure about Megaladon vs. Gateroid though…

SEBASTIAN: [sighs heavily] I guess I have no choice. You guys'll just have to come with me.

[Everyone except CLAUDE cheers. CLAUDE's eyes widen.]

CLAUDE: Hannah's been kidnapped? APOCALYPSE, APOCA—[he gets cut off as ALOIS hits CLAUDE in the head with a bowling pin. His black out serves as a crossover into the next scene.]