Jaws gritted his steel teeth as he solemnly reminisced upon his foul and unrelenting youth.
When Jaws was born, he was not a boy but a hammerhead shark whose parents rejected him for looking like a triceratops pelvis glued to a mangled block of cheese. He was adoped first by crabs, then by squids, then by a snapping turtle named Gweedredp. Gweedredp was an alcoholic, her liver being nothing but filth and apprehension.
Unable to take the alcoholic rage fits of his chompy adoptive mother for any longer, Jaws ate her liver, which morphed him into a human form but with shark jaws still. Since humans are rejects of the wild animal community, Jaws had to adapt to human society, but humans don't have shark teeth, so he pulled his teeth and replaced them with the beartrap that killed his father.
Jaws shed carcharhine tears at his lost days of apex predation in the sea. Now he was but a blobface who not even an un-neutered dog could love, preferring to hump festering corpses in the sun.
James Bond entered his room.
Jaws was naked, and slathered in hot sauce and cockroach dung, to combat aging.
James Bond stole his youth mixture and his teeth.
Bond soaks in hot sauce and cockroach dung to retain his eternal youth to this day.