Two months have passed since the fateful night Hank converted to Islam. Hank has since been fired as block captain for trying to enforce Sharia Law on Rainey Street. Since then, Hank has become somewhat of a recluse, disowning all of his old friends. He's also taken on a new appearance, having shaved all the hair off of his head, and growing out a long beard without the mustache. Neither Peggy nor Bobby have been seen by any of the neighbors in the past 2 months. There are many rumors going around, some saying that Hank killed his wife and son, others saying they ran away.
Bobby got himself out of bed. Although he still felt pain from the beating 2 months ago, and a few other beatings since, he has gotten used to it. Bobby walks into the bathroom, and looks in the mirror. He looks at the beard his father has forced him to grow out, and the healing black eye, cuts, and bruises his father has given him over the past 2 months. Bobby also hasn't masturbated in 2 months and misses the days of jacking off to thoughts of being penetrated by Twilight Sparkle. Bobby knows that his father does a "sperm inspection" every morning to make sure there's none in his bed. Then again, maybe his father is right. Maybe My Little Pony and America are corrupt and satanic. Bobby wonders what life would be like if he was in his father's favor. Bobby's been Hank's prisoner instead of his son for the past 2 months. Bobby's door now locks from the outside and his window's been boarded up.
Peggy is able to walk again, but only with a cane. Her right leg never healed properly and she has no feeling below her knee cap. Every night since Hank broke her legs, Hank has used her as a sex doll. Hank has disconnected both the phone and computer, keeping either Peggy or Bobby from reaching out for help. Whoever Peggy fell in love with before has died, and has now been replaced by an insane psychopath.
At work, Hank's coworkers talk about him behind his back.
"You know, I always knew Hank was uptight, but he's batshit crazy now!" Enrique told Joe Jack.
"You've got that right, honey." Joe Jack replied.
Hank drove up his driveway in his red Ford truck and got out. He saw Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer drinking Alamo beer in the alley in front of Dale's house. Hank kept the rage he felt towards them to himself and walked inside. Bobby was sitting at the kitchen table… reading the Qur'an.
"Hey Bobby." Hank said warmly to his son, the first time Hank spoke in a kind manner to him in the last 2 months.
"Hey Dad."
"I see you're reading the Qur'an."
"Hey Dad? I know you've forbidden me from leaving the house, but may I go with you to the mosque? I'm ready to dedicate myself fully to Islam."
"Son…."
Bobby's still scared of Hank's unpredictable behavior.
"… Absolutely." Hank was ecstatic on the inside now that his son was ready to convert.
That evening while the guys drank beer in the alley, talking about Dale's problems with his old Dodge van, as Hank converting to Islam had become old news, they saw Hank walk out the front door, a human figure dressed in a black sheet from head to toe, and a much skinnier, different looking Bobby. The group stared as the Hill family got into Hank's truck and they drove off.
At the Arlen Mosque, the Hill family listened to Imam Derka Derka preach:
"Brothers and sisters, there is a struggle in Eatshitistan. Their government now allows women to show their faces! Western influence is creeping into Eatshitistan, and we as servants of Allah must put a stop to it!"
The congregation cheered.
"I am looking for volunteers. True followers of Allah, who are willing to die for the cause of Jihad."
After the sermon, Hank approached Imam Derka Derka.
"Imam? Me, my wife, and my son are willing to die for Allah."
"I am very glad to hear this." Imam Derka Derka replied. "When can you fly to Eatshitistan?"
"Tonight."
Later that night, Hank packed his clothes, and made Peggy and Bobby pack theirs.
"Rejoice, guys. This will be our last day spent in the great Satan. We will be in God's country tomorrow."
Hank wandered into the garage to collect some tools.
"Mom? I don't want to leave the country. I'm scared."
"Bobby… we need to kill him." Peggy said coldly.
"But Mom… He's Dad."
"No he isn't. Not anymore. He's a deranged madman. It's him or us, Bobby. He's going to kill us."
"But…"
"Bobby, I would do it myself if I could walk. You need to go into the kitchen, grab the knife, and without any hesitation, jam it into his heart."
Bobby hesitated, but then walked into the kitchen, took the knife, and waited for Hank to re-enter the kitchen. After a heart-pounding minute of anxious waiting, Bobby heard Hank leave in his truck.
"Mom… he left." This is the first time in 2 months that Hank left without locking Bobby in his room.
"Bobby, run to the neighbors and get help! Quick! Before he comes back!"
Even though Bobby knows what he should do, he struggles internally. His father loves him again, and is treating him like a son again. Should he betray his trust?
"Bobby! Now!"
Obviously, Bobby knows he should get help. So after a few seconds of thinking it over, he helped his mother up and they both leave the house, free for the first time in months.
Hank, before heading off to Eatshitistan, has decided to tie up what he considers loose ends. His niece Luanne has dishonored him by being promiscuous and being westernized. When Hank called Luanne and Lucky asking them to convert to Islam, they both refused. Hank drove his truck outside of Lucky and Luanne's house and waited. He called Luanne from a burner phone he had.
"Hello? Kleinschmidt residence."
Hank spoke in an elderly female voice. "Luanne? This is your neighbor across the street. I've fallen and I can't get up! I need you to help me! HELP!"
"Mrs. Grady? I'm coming!"
Hank hung up and laughed. "Hehe, praise Allah."
Luanne ran out the front door and just as she made it to the curb, Hank put his truck into drive and floored it mowing Luanne down. Hank looked back in the rearview mirror and saw Luanne laying in the street in a pool of blood. Just to make sure he finished the job, he put the truck into reverse and ran her over again. Hank for the next minute continuously ran Luanne over back and forth until Lucky appeared on the front porch with his shotgun. Hank sped off but not before Lucky took out Hank's back windshield.
*Knock**Knock* *Knock*
Nancy Gribble opened the front door and to her surprise, saw a figure in a black veil standing there along with Bobby Hill.
"What the…?" Nancy Gribble asked.
"Mrs. Gribble. We need to call 9-1-1. My dad has gone insane! He's a terrorist now!" Bobby frantically told Nancy Gribble.
The two went inside the Gribble house but before they could call the police, the phone rang. It was a blocked number. Nancy picked the phone up.
"Gribble residence. Who is calling?"
"Nancy? This is Hank Hill. I need someone to run over to my house and get Bobby. I need to talk to him pronto."
"Okay." Nancy handed the phone to Bobby.
"Hello?" Bobby asked curious.
"Bobby. We need to leave the country now. I killed Luanne for being a western whore so the police will be looking for me. Get your mother into the Buick and drive to the airport. I have our fake passports ready."
"You killed Luanne…"
Peggy and Nancy gasped.
"Yes, Bobby. Hehe, that was a good kill, I tell you what."
Peggy began sobbing uncontrollably.
"My God, is that Peggy crying? Bobby, you have my permission to subdue her."
Bobby remains silent not sure how to respond.
"Bobby? You still there, boy?"
"Dad… Hank.. I hope you get blown into a million pieces." Bobby said bravely.
"What'd you just say, boy?!" Hank yelled through the phone.
"The police are already here. Go ahead and try coming back home."
"Bobby, you apostate piece of shit. I am your father. Allah will send you to the hottest corner of Hell you worthless bag of shit."
"Eat a cock you sick terrorist-wannabe freak!" With that, Bobby slammed the phone down.
Hank was enraged. He could see his face turn red in the rearview mirror.
"Well fine. I disown him entirely. I will marry a true woman of Allah and get me 7 honorable children."
Hank realized that he couldn't drive back home to gather his belongings because of what Bobby said about the police. He must drive straight to the airport and board ASAP. Once Hank arrived, he went through inspection, showed his fake passport, ticket, and soon was off to Fukagoat, Eatshitistan.
2 months have passed since the night Hank ran over Luanne Platter and disappeared. Hank Hill currently holds a spot on the FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted List. Bobby has since shaved his beard and Peggy has gone back to dressing the way she dressed before, but both will have everlasting emotional and psychological scars from their 2 months in Islamic hell. The Arlen Mosque was raided by the FBI and Imam Derka Derka has been arrested for funding and supporting terrorism.
Meanwhile, in Fukagoat, Eatshitistan, the country has fallen into civil war between the strict Islamist government and the even stricter Islamist rebels, with the main issue of the war being whether to allow women to show their faces. Hank Hill stands on top of a burned out Toyota pickup in Fukagoat with a rocket launcher.
"Allah Hu Akbar!" Hank shouts as he shoots at random children in the street.
"Why would anyone do drugs when they can be terrorist?" Hank says happily, finally satisfied with his life.
Just as Hank is re-loading his rocket launcher, a rocket hits him and blows him to pieces. Hank's brain splatters against the concrete wall behind him.
The end.