I just drank a cup of bitter espresso but it did not help much to get my sleepiness away. So I'm doing this chapter with my eyes closing any minute now. Ignore my sleepy mistakes. I did not check the story before updating, you're more than welcome to tell me the mistakes and I will change it when I have time.

WARNING: SLIGHT YAOI AND MAYBE LEMON. RANDOM MISTAKES . NOT BETA'ED AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES AND STUFFS. SLIGHT GORE AND HUMANIZED ANIMATRONICS AND CREEPY FEMALE HUMANS GROPING HAHA

DISCLAIM: BLAH BLAH BLAH HA OWN NONE OF THIS CHARACTERS. ALL BELONGS TO DA GREAT SCOTT

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Chapter III – Scary female humans

Mike slept for five hours straight. It took him one minute to panic and scrambled out of his bed and another minute to get up when he tried to untangle the blanket around him. It took him another five minutes to get himself ready, grabbed a pack of energy drink and dashed out of his apartment. By the time he arrived Freddy's Pizzeria, he was fifteen minutes late.

"Did you overslept Mikey dear?" the skinny manager laughed went he saw Mike came in panting.

"I'm sorry sir. It won't happen again" the blue eyed boy bowed, his cheeks painted with shades of red.

"I'll let you off since this is your first time. Next time you're late, use the back door so I can't see you" the old man laughed and patted his back a few times before walking away to check the other workers. Mike let out a dry chuckle before straightened himself up.

He raised an eyebrow when his eyes landed on the stage. Empty. No sign of the animatronics. He tried looking around, but all he saw were tables and chairs and decorations for Happy Birthday along with some workers putting up the balloons.

"Manager!" he waved to the old man to get his attention. "Where are the animatronics?"

"Oh them!" letting out a hearty laugh the manager smiled even wider. "For some reason they started acting like they're actually humans! Getting tired and whining about doing the same pose for hours, sneaking into the kitchen and was even eating pizzas! I didn't know Chica could cook so well! Oh and Freddy decided to take a nap, saying he was tired for staying up the whole night. I even saw Bonnie in the bathroom. You won't believe it but he actually has a di-" Mike decided to stop listening from there and continue to smile.

He really should consider finding Golden Freddy's body and burn it so that Goldie won't do another weird thing. Such as turning animatronics into humans using black magic. And Mike did not want to know what he used to do this.

"-Haha, you should have seen Bonnie's face! He was blushing and trying to hide himself! I didn't know Bonnie is the shy type! Then I saw Foxy- " the manager looked like a child talking about the adventure he had with his dad. It would have be adorable if he's not talking about the animatronics. "-When I put on my glasses I realized that the animatronics has turned into humans! And very attractive too" he laughed. As if to show his point he pointed to a girl standing in the corner. With a broom and her mind elsewhere. She was staring dreamily at the door. Mike never know females can be attracted to doors too.

"Uh, where are they now?" Mike tried again.

"Oh they're right behind that door" the door the girl was dreamily staring, with a sign saying 'backstage'. Mike shivered at the thought. He has seen a part of the backstage through the camera but he never went in there. One was because he did not want to die yet, second was because there were suspicious heads on the shelves and Bonnie seemed to be seen a lot in there. "I gave them a break after they helped us decorating. So all you need to do was to wait for the children to come and you can start by looking after them!"

When the manager was gone Mike shook his head. So a few hours ago he was not dreaming. Goldie did played with black magic. The animatronics did turn into humans and he still got a half eaten pizza waiting in the fridge at home as dinner.

"I'm sure I'm helping the business this way" Golden Freddy appeared beside him. Sitting on one of the chair comfortably with his long legs crossed elegantly and his folded arms in front of his chest. A proud smirk on his face.

Usually when Goldie appeared Mike would be seconds from shitting himself. But now he just slumped when Goldie appeared. Not even screaming bloody hell and try to get as far away from the creepy Freddy's twin.

"How are you so sure of yourself, Goldie? The kids preferred animated animals than humans, no?" and here he was now, having a conversation with the last person he wanted to meet. Well Goldie was not on the list anymore. The last person he wanted to see was a person with red hair and a hook.

"They're not all humans. Still got the cute ears and tails. And I'm sure the females would love handsome big brothers carrying them around" Now Mike was not so sure what age was Goldie talking about. The night guard sighed, massaging his forehead with his fingers.

"Are you still playing with that dark magic book, Goldie?" The Golden Freddy shrugged and stood up from the chair. Giving a pat on Mike he smiled, creepily.

"Come now Michael don't be such a wet blanket. Enjoy it while it last" Mike did not want to know what kind of 'enjoy' Goldie was talking about. "And I really like you calling me Goldie. Keep that up" a cold hand patted his cheek and soon Goldie was gone.

Mike blinked, realizing that he had been calling Golden Freddy Goldie out loud. He was lucky Goldie did not kill him yet for giving him feminine nickname. Suddenly he felt like the world was spinning a little too fast for him. Shaking his head to keep the dizziness away he went into the bathroom.

He splashed his face with refreshing cold water, then splashed again. When he leaned back up, his reflection looked back at him. Dulled sky blue orbs staring right back at him, messy brown hair sticking to every direction. The bags under his eyes were getting darker than before and his pale skin did not help much to hide the panda eyes. He tried to smoothen his hair using the water but it only stood back up. Sighing tiredly he turned off the tap and wiped his hands dry on his uniform.

-Skip tooli loooooo-

Truth to Goldie's words. There were a lot more people than it had been before. The pizzeria was crowded with customers, but it seemed that grownups population was more than children, especially females. Some were putting on more makeup, some were doing their hair and some even unbuttoned a few buttons to show off their cleavage. Mike would have enjoyed the picture if this was not a family pizzeria. The cause of overflowing female population? The ex- animatronics of course.

At first there were only families and the party's guest in the pizzeria, but right after the ex- animatronics stepped out of the backstage most of the mothers were blushing different shades of red. Some even called their friends. Resulting more and more females coming in. The poor manager was panicking, wondering if he should make the females leave since some parents were complaining about their dressing codes that would be a bad influence to their children. But he couldn't just chase the customers away.

Mike was grateful for the crowds actually. Freddy, Bonnie and Chica did not seemed to spot him at all as they do what they always do on stage. Foxy must be hiding in the pirate's cave, either taking a nap or doing something Mike did not want to know. When the animatronics got down from the stage to play with the children , they got attacked by grownup females instead of children. Surprisingly even some single dads were trying to get Chica's number.

"Is this some kind of special events with them cosplaying as the animatronics?" one of the parents asked Mike. Mike just smiled and slowly creep away. He was only there to watch after the children, he's not responsible for the ex-animatronics.

"Mister where is my cake?" the excited birthday girl asked him as he was trying to prevent the children from wondering around too far from the dining room.

"It will be here any minute now" he raised his head to look at the banner saying 'Happy Birthday, Sandra', then back to the child. "Sandra. Why don't you play with your friends while I check your cake?" with an excited nod she skipped away to her group of friends. If only he could snap the workers from staring at the ex-animatronics and do their work..

"Mikey!" the old manager came rushing to him. Tears running down from his wrinkled cheeks. The manager acted too young for his age. "We've never been so busy for years! And we're short-handed. Can you help me get the cake out?"

"Ah sure.." the manager gave him the brightest smile that Mike had to shut his eyes from the brightness. With a wave the manager rushed to the crowd of women, hoping that he would make the crowd free the animatronics and let the children play with them. The ex-animatronics did not seemed so comfortable with adults crowding them, especially Freddie who looked like he would start strangling every adults any minute now.

A small bit of him pitied them and wanted to help them out, but the thought was thrown away as soon as it appear when he remembered that the ex-animatronics were trying to kill him a day ago. He walked down the hallway, avoiding the passing women smelled out perfume and pulled his hat lower.

"Uh.. excuse me.." he poked his head into the kitchen with workers running around cooking. Most of them were making salads. Must be orders from the dieting women. Mike was surprised that the pizzeria had salad in the menu.

"What do you want, guard" a big man sweating from head to toe shouted without looking at him, cutting the green peppers with professional speed.

"I'm here to get the cake for Sandra's party. Manager sent me" He stayed outside the kitchen, not wanting to get in the way of the busy workers in there.

"Oh Sandra. It's in the cold storage room" he moved his head towards the metal door at the corner of the room. "Fritz! Get the cake will ye'!"

"Y-Yes sir" the boy in his teen stood up, took off his rubber gloves and washed his hands before rushing into the storage room. It didn't took long for the red haired boy to hand Mike the cake with pink and white icing. "Here you go, Mister" the boy nodded to him and rushed back to wash the endless dishes.

Mike mumbled a thanks even though the Fritz boy won't be able to hear him in that busy room. He carefully balanced the cake in his hands and walked carefully. He did not want to disappoint the girl by dropping the cake. A proud smile appeared on his face when he managed to avoid the running children and placed the cake safely on the table. Sandra was the first to run to her cake, followed by her parents.

The night guard stepped back to the corner of the room. The females were no longer crowding, must be the lack of presence of the ex-animatronics. They must have escaped back to the backstage.

"Mike" called guard jumped when his name was called. He looked around. Nope. No one was looking at him. "Mike" this time it was louder. He spotted a hand waving to him from the slightly ajar door. The door that leads to the backstage. Mike gulped, pressing his back against the wall. His blue orbs wandered anywhere but the door.

"Mike" they called again. This time it caught the attention from a child nearby. The curious child turned to the direction of the hand and started to walk closer to it. Mike mentally cursed and he forced his legs to move. He was told not to let the children be with the ex-animatronics alone without any adults looking after them.

"Uh Sandra!" the birthday girl stopped right in front of the door, her cream covered hands inches away from the wooden door. "You're not supposed to wander around like that, your parents might get worried" the girl pouted, disappointed that she was stopped from exploring the backstage but obediently nodded and walked back to her parents.

Mike sighed, straightened himself back up as he looked around again just to make sure that no children would be coming near the door. His vision blurred when the back of his collar was grabbed and he was pulled backwards. Mike coughed when his collar was pressing against his throat painfully. Before he knew it, he was pulled into the room. It took him a while to clear his vision and stop coughing. The one who pulled him in was none other than Freddy.

"Please explain to me why female adults were asking personal things" Freddy's eyes narrowed, a glint of disgust in his eyes.

"And their hands were touching us too much!" Chica cried and clung on the blanket around her tightly. "Look at poor Bonnie! He's traumatized!" the blonde pointed to the figure rocking back and forward in the corner of the room.

The bunny's back was facing them, his knees pressed against his chest and arms wrapped around himself. He was mumbling something like a mantra. Something like 'Scary humans, don't want scary humans, scary long nails, scary bumps on their chest-' was what Mike heard. His bunny ears were down and his tail poking out from his pants were shaking as well.

Somewhere deep in him, he felt pity to the purple bunny. Bonnie was paler and his eyes kept looking around. His body was shaking terribly.

"We tried to calm him down but he ignored us… The humans really gave him a fright" Gave him a fright, it was funny coming from Freddy. He would have laugh if he was not in this kind of situation.

"Can you please help him..?He ignored our help.." Chica pleaded with the look similar to a kicked puppy's.

Mike hesitated. He wanted to run out but Freddy was blocking the only way out and he looked like he won't bulge until Mike did as they told him to. He slowly nodded, and cautiously stepped closer to the bunny before crouching down. He made sure to keep at least half a meter away from the purple haired.

"Bonnie..?" he called out softly. Bonnie's shoulder tensed, his sobs softened and he slowly turned his head to the guard.

"M-Mike…?" snot and tears were flowing out non-stop and his eyes were red.

In just second Mike found himself being tackled by a male taller than him. His uniform now soaked with tears and snot, slightly wrinkled with Bonnie gripping on his shirt so tightly. Mike awkwardly rubbed circles on Bonnie's back, which only made the bunny held him tighter. Bonnie pressed his face harder into Mike's chest. The guard looked up to look for help, but Freddy and Chica only smiled in relief that their family member calmed down a little.

"M-Mike no scary.. Mike no scary.. Mike n-" Bunny repeated the words like mantra.

Mike could only stayed in that position and silently patted the bunny.

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Okay um I'm sorry for the lack of Foxy haha. But at least there's Bonnie Mike moment..? And yeah, Bonnie is now traumatized by hands kept groping him *ahem* anyway.

Just think of the manager as some adorable old man with a young personality. Usually the manager's personality were cruel or something like that. This manager is someone who bought the pizzeria with his retirement money and keep the business going to keep his childhood alive…? Not sure how long has Freddy's been up but oh well.

And I apologize for the background. The building might not be the same as the one in the game sorry.

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I'm actually surprised. There are a lot more reader than I expected. For that I uploaded this chapter a little bit earlier. Well if this keeps on I might make an OMAKE about dear might being turned – okay I'll stop giving out the idea~

One of the reader wanted Marionette to be paired up with Mike too. Well I don't really mind turning this into Mike's harem haha well give me your thoughts!

I thank you for spending your time reading this fanfic to the end even though there's a /lot/ of mistakes in there.

Well as for the lemons… hehehe that will be keep for the future chapters~

And also, please do not take other's work and post it as your own without permission. It hurts a lot when people take away the writer's hard work without even giving them credit.

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With lots of kisses and death bear hugs,

Lithium HK