A/U: Um.. hi..?*Le dodged tomatoes and piranhas being thrown* I apologize for making you wait so um.. You'll find out after the story. I wrote it down there and too lazy to repeat it again.

WARNING: SLIGHT YAOI AND MAYBE LEMON. RANDOM MISTAKES . NOT BETA'ED AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES AND STUFFS. SLIGHT GORE AND HUMANIZED ANIMATRONICS

DISCLAIM: BLAH BLAH BLAH HA OWN NONE OF THIS CHARACTERS. ALL BELONGS TO DA GREAT SCOTT

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FNAF Humanized V2

Chapter Five – As long as it's free

When was the last time he had ever slept so soundly without waking up every hour to check if every doors and windows are locked? Without thinking that the animatronics might pop out anytime and anywhere. From the closet, the windows, doors and maybe ceilings. His home was not big, but there's plenty of places to play hide and seek. And no, he did not just have the thought of the animatronics playing hide and seek with him. The first person who caught him gets to play with his eyeballs! Nope, he did not think of that.

He let out a soft moan of satisfaction, pulling his teddy bear underneath him closer. Teddy's chest rouse and fell with every breathe she took, her arms were locked around his waist and their legs were tangled with each other. Despite the lack of fur she was warm. Mike cuddled with Teddy on his couch. He pressed his nose against Teddy's furless neck when the sunlight peaking into the room was unbearable. He heard a gasp, but he ignored it. Teddy was soft, warm, big, huggable and-

And Mike owned no Teddy, much less something bigger than him with long legs and arms.

And what teddy bear breaths anyway? Well aside from Freddy, he's not sure if the giant bear was relaying on air to breath anyway. Wait, Freddy..

As much as he loved his brain, he hated his brain for reminding him everything occurred last night as well. Too bad he needed brain to live a normal life, or even breath.

Foxy. He fell asleep in Foxy's arms.

Even though his brain reminded him about the dangers, it reminded him Foxy' s sincere expression as well.

'I promise' his words echoed in his mind.

Mike let out a tired sigh, his body laid limp on someone he refused to acknowledge as the fox slash human slash animatronics slash pirate, but his traitorous brain reminded him that there was no other living beings (excluded the bugs and rats) in his tiny humble home. His body was too contained with this position to move. And the warmth! He released his hug from the figure underneath him, letting his hands laid on each side of his head. Shoulder, he was sleeping on the figure's shoulder blades.

"Mike.." he heard Foxy whispered beside him ear, he shivered at the hot breathe.

The arms around him tightened, someone's leg moved to hook one of his leg, the thigh dangerously close to his sensitive part. An arm was released, and it was ruffling on his hair.

Nope, still not moving and wanted to play dead a little longer.

The hand on his waist moved, lowering down to his-

Okay that's it.

Before he even opened his eyes he pressed his palm against the other's chest and pushed him up. Alert blue orbs now stared at a pair of yellow orbs. The left eye was slightly cloudy milk with an old scar running down from his eyebrow to his upper cheek.

"Mikey?" called man blinked, caught himself staring at the attractive being underneath him.

He looked down. His palms were still pressing on Foxy's chest for support (Which was thankfully still clothed). He could feel the hard muscle underneath the layers of fabric (oh how he wished to have such body, all perfectly built muscle and that height of a model). His thigh was pressed against something soft and hard.

Wait what.

He tried to move his legs, only to receive a soft moan from the ex-animatronics.

"M-Mikey wait, don't move"

Oh.

His thigh was pressed against his hardening member.

As if he was caught on fire, he scrambled away. It took him all just to release himself from the strong arms around him, and to embrace the hard cold floor.

He preferred kissing the floor than dealing with a fox in heat. He wanted to keep his ass from being invaded and be a virgin thank you very much.

Oh don't get him wrong, he slept with women before, but not men. And his ass is still pure for your information.

His legs were numb, so he crawled away from the couch, ignoring the stare he was given and the consciousness about his butt lifted in the air and facing the fox. Nope, he's not seducing a very attractive killer machine. Patience, grasshoppers.

When he was sure he was far away from the fox (as in pressing his back against the exit) he faced the red haired who stared at him in amusement.

"Good morning" he grinned.

"Morning" he found himself replying. Why was he replying? Oh right, manners. But why would he still keeping his manners when there's a killer in his home, meters away from him and spent the whole night cuddling together with him. Why, Mike why indeed.

He tried to stand, only to fall back down and kissed his butt on the floor. He then tried using the door knob as support. It helped, but his legs refused to stand properly and wiggled like jelly.

"Want some help?" the fox offered kindly.

His offer was immediately shot down.

"Why are you still here anyway?" he asked without looking at the pirate.

"I wanted to keep you company. After all that panic attack and cries, I couldn't just leave you"

Oh, so he was having one of his emo day yesterday. The stress came slapping on his face like a bitch slapping with nails so long and sharp they could be claws. The stress of wondering if he would survive tonight and survive till his payday. So he was crying in his arms? Mike knew he was emotional, so he kept all bottling up inside till his weekend, then pitied himself like he was the most pitiful human being in the world. It's not bad being a drama queen once in a while. Well, drama king.

Did he poured everything out by tears and screams? Because he felt nothing right now. As if he cared nothing at all.

"Well I'm fine, so get out" he turned the knob, pulling the door opened and showed the fox the way out. "You have to help the pizzeria right?" he really wanted to massage his headache away. And a bath. His cheeks were sticky of salt and his morning breathe stink.

Even though Mike was clearly showing him the way out to get rid of him, Foxy stayed still on the couch and shrugged.

"Nope, it's weekends anyway so there' s no need for me to help" he snuggled himself with Mike's blanket, taking in his smell (Mike ignored that) "And I want to stay here longer.

Mike glared, but Foxy stayed.

"I'll stay on the couch if you think I'm a threat to you" and he made himself a cocoon, Mike's pillow pressing against half of his face.

Mike couldn't see Foxy when he laid down, as he only saw the back of the couch. Giving up to chase the stubborn fox out, he closed the door and went for the bathroom. He'll deal with that fox latter. After he answered the nature's call. That means popping and peeing by the way.

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"Mikey mate! What ye' want for breakfast?" the brunet heard his bathroom door being knocked and a pirate accent from behind the door.

He ignored it.

"It's bad to only have energy drink. Want me to cook for ye'?"

He ignored that too.

"I'll be going to buy some groceries then. Bacons and eggs it is" and he heard the front door closed.

Since when he had a Foxy as his mother?

The night guard turned the tap off and grabbed his towel. Without drying himself up he stepped out of the bathroom and into his bedroom. No, he's not seducing the fox. He's not here anyway so why would he want to do a runway naked for some uninvited guest?

"M-Mike?!"

Was his door even locked?!

He paused from opening the door to his bedroom and turned to look at the short hallway leading to the living room slash kitchen. There in the middle stood a purple haired humanoid bunny. His ears were up, touching the ceiling and his face was painted with the color of tomatoes.

"Bonnie?" he raised an eyebrow. Then his switch was turned on a little bit too late.

"Ah! Um, it's not like I am enjoying this view of you half naked and soaked- I mean! I'm not feeling weird- wait no!" Bonnie covered his face with both hands. A very timid tall man in purple. "Freddy sent me here because Foxy has not returned with you. They got worried" he was talking very fast, but Mike caught the words.

"Oh" was all he could say before pushing himself into his bedroom and locked the door.

"M-Mike?" he heard footsteps rushing towards him.

He ignored the fact that he was now naked (his towel unfortunately decided to fly away when he was hurrying into his bedroom) as he pushed his bed from the corner of the room to block the door.

Nope, he did not just ran with his birthday suit into the room. Nope there's no panicking timid tall man in purple banging his door just like two nights ago. And nope, he's not hungry and definitely not looking forward for the breakfast Foxy was going to make.

Sobs after sobs, each bangs became softer and the cries was louder.

"M-Mike! I'm –" sobs "- sorry for feeling weird! I'm –" sobs "- Sorry for coming into your house" he sobbed louder. "So don't hate me, Mike!" and he cried. As loud as a baby seeking for attention from mother.

Damn guilt.

He grabbed a boxer laying around the floor and put it on, pushed the bed back to the walls and unlocked the door. He did not open it wide though, only wide enough to look at the humanoid bunny outside his door.

"M-Mike..?" the ex-animatronics tilted his head, looking up to Mike from where he was kneeling with knees pressing against his chest. His ears were lowered and fat tears streaming down staining his floor. Mike could see his tail shivering behind him, obviously afraid.

"Don't apologize" Bonnie winced. "You did nothing wrong" funny, a few days ago the same bunny was trying to shove him into a deathtrap, but Bonnie's eyes were sparkling.

"Mike is not angry at me..?" the brunet helplessly shook his head. And the innocent looking grin was back on his face. "Good!" The purple haired male stood up, wiping away his remaining tears with his sleeves and continued to smile and stare at Mike.

"How did you guys come here anyway. It's a twenty minutes walk from the pizzeria" Mike's door widened slightly, but his guard was still up.

"Oh!" Bonnie shoved a hand into his pocket, then took out a few green colored papers. "We used this papers Foxy kept as treasure and got taxis"

It was a wonder why the drivers questioned nothing about the weird outfit and animal characteristics poking out of their body parts. Maybe they paid them generously. All he could see were a stack of paper with the number one hundred printed on each of it.

"Mike?" the brunet snapped out of his daydream and returned Bonnie's stare. "Aren't you cold?"

He looked down at himself once again. Nothing on but a soaked boxer. Oh yeah, he did not dry himself. Grabbing the towel laying innocently beside Bonnie he shut the door back locked. Bonnie cried again, and was scratching the door for answer what did he do wrong, before calming down when Mike opened the door again fully clothed.

"Oh" Bonnie blushed, he was about to knock the door off when he got no repl8y from Mike.

"Go and sit down on the couch." Surprisingly the bunny followed obediently.

"Mikey, me home!" the front door was slammed opened "Eh? Bonnie? Why here?"

Mike decided to play Candy Crush in his room and ignored reality.

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"Mikey, eat more bacons" a few more meat was placed on his plate.

"No! Carrots are much better. He needs vegetables to grow. Look how petite he is!" a few more greens was added onto his plate.

"Man needs lots of energy and what's best than meat?!" the table shook as he slammed his fist on the table.

"Well you're not living a very healthy lifestyle then with only meat in your menu!" the figure on the opposite side stood up, threatening the other with a fork and another hand reaching out for a fry pan. What's a better weapon than pans? The noble knights in the country from the movie Tangled used frypans to defeat evil!

There in the middle of the arguing duo sat Mike, the smallest, shortest of them all. Stuffing in everything on his plate as he stared to his front.

"What do you like better, Mike/Mikey?!" both duo looked at him with such seriousness for answer.

Honestly, Mike liked anything as long as it's free. It's free food, so there's no need for him to argue. He will ignore that two killer machines now half humans were sitting on his dining table together fencing each other with pans he did not realize he owned.

Hurray for free food.

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A/U:

My humor box was gone, there's no longer good laughter but cheesy and crappy jokes in here.

I thank MoonLightShadowNight123 , The communist creeper , Monster dog, seeker117 , Idondoshit , frozem1 , DarkLunar1312 , I like pie , I am mi-chan , Foxxy's Little Sister , luannguyen , Guest 1 , Guest 2 , Guest 3 , for reviewing and the followers and favorites.

I am actually in the middle of an exam but after I reread you r reviews I could not help but feel guilty for letting you wait for so long. As such, I will apologize by adding another chapter in one go (hurray!). Though it's more of an OMAKE than a chapter. But I'm sure most of you are looking forward to that moment.

P.S: My only working and still usable computer is placed in the living room so it's kinda awkward for me to write it well looking behind my back every five minutes to make sure that no one was looking. Ahem.

For the replies as the reviewer does not have an account so I cannot PM :

Frozem1: the case of missing children and the bite of 87 and 83 you will not put? type because I want to understand if your story will have several things equal to five at night freddy or you will remove several parts of the story and put their own

Ans: Well I am not sure myself. But it's a 40 percent no. Since this story is kinda like a fun parody and I do not wish to make anything too dark. But if there's a lot of request about it I will try and squeeze that plot in~

Guest1: It would be better if Foxy talks normally

Ans: Well if the readers don't mind I will drop the pirate accent. It's kinda hard to make pirate accent anyway as this is my first time.. ahaha~

Once again, I thank you!

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