Central Park Zoo
4:00 P.M Eastern Standard Time
(Kowalski's POV)
Blowhole stared at us blinking, "Blow up the zoo?" he said, "What would the fun in that be?" "I wanted to blow up the zoo," Hans muttered. Blowhole glared at him, "knowing how well you can escaping dying in an explosion," He continued, "I can't run the risk that you'll escape alive." "So what's worst then blowing up the zoo?" Private asked. "Well young private," Blowhole said, "Let's start by activating The…" "MINDJACKER!" "What?" Blowhole said, "Let's start by activating the…" "MINDJACKER!" "No Not the Mindjacker!" Blowhole shouted, "The…" "PAIN CANNON YOU STOLE FROM THE RED SQUIRREL!" "Red one!" Blowhole shouted, "You were suppose to fix that a month ago!" "Um…on the main scooter," The lobster said, "I forgot to get to the backup scooter." "I though you did fix it on the backup scooter," Blowhole shouted. "That's the second backup!"
"Why do you need two backups?" I said. "Those scooter must be extremely spendy," Private muttered. "In case you destroy the first backup," Red one said. "enough," Blowhole said, "Behold Pen-gu-wins The…" "DEATH RAY!" "Um…the death ray," I said, "If the Dalek Death Beam didn't work what makes you think that would work?" "It's won't," Hans said, "It was just a bluff to distract you…" "Distract us from what?" "From me!" Parker said as he attacked. "Marlene!" Private shouted as Parker knocked him and her both out. "Why I outta," Rico said as he too was knocked out. I felt a sharp pain in my neck, "Parker…" I said I as passed out. "Now we blow up the zoo," Blowhole replied. "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" the Amarillo kid said as he randomly showed up, "I took the liberty of changing the activation codes for the self-destruct back to the way they were before you messed with it." "I will destroy you armadillo," Parker said.
"Armour plating," he replied, "you little toxic spur trick won't work on me." "Will someone stop that hillbilly armadillo," Blowhole said. "Now that is just offensive!" Amarillo kid said. While he said that Private and the rest of us got back up. "Run Mr. Tux," the Amarillo Kid replied, "I can't keep this up forever…get out here before they figure out your codes!" "I already did foolish land mammal," Blowhole said, "all I have to do this push this button." "Not so fast Blowhole," Classified said, "Corporal secure the cilivans! Short Fuse! Eva! Handle those octopi! The Dolphin is mine. Surrender now Francis." "You are too late North Wind," Blowhole shouted. "This Zoo will burn," The Fire Queen replied. "The Nightmare…" "Has gone back into the void," I said opening a portal back to the void. "NOOO!" he shouted, "Wait I have no void stuff." I took out my lastest invention and blasted me, "You think you could stop me with that?" "It's my lastest invention it blast void stuff at a target I call it the void cannon," I replied. "NOOOOOOOOoooooo" Pitch black shouted as he was sucked in. "Victory will belong to Dr. Blowhole," Fossa king replied. "You are dooooooomed," Android Skipper said as he shut down. "They were getting annoying," Blowhole replied as the android penguins were carried away.
"Can I eat them, "Savio replied. "No," Blowhole said, "You can feast on the otter if you like…The Penguins are mine." "OH great," Marlene said. "I'm The King of the zoo!" Clemson shouted. Joey the kangaroo appeared and kicked Clemson all the way back to Hoboken. "I never like that lemur anyway," Hans replied as he took out his freeze ray and froze the kangaroo. Blowhole just smiled and pushed the detonator, "NOOO!" Classifed shouted as the entire world seemed to explode in fire. "Team Pen-gu-wins is no more," Blowhole said. "We're still here," I said, "we're still alive." "Well I can have any of you anywhere near each other," Blowhole said. "What does that mean?" I said. "Um what does that mean," brick said. "Were you not paying attention," Cecil replied, "did you forget the plan!" "What plan Cecil?" brick said. "Nevermind," Cecil replied as he face palmed. "Greatest criminals?" Officer X replied, "how did you avoid the NYPD this long." "Well at least we don't let our careers get ruined by a bunch of stupid flightless birds!" "What did you say," X replied taking out his electric baton. "You heard me," Cecil replied. "I'm going to personally turn you in!" X replied. "I'm smarter then the two of you combined," Blowhole replied, "so shut up." Parker snunk up behind us and knocked us all out. That last thing I heard before passing out was Blowhole saying, "At long last I am victorious Pen-gu-wins!"
(End of Chapter Five)
