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MBAV fan66 - Very true Rory could of caused a miscarriage and no one would want that! But it's super cute to scare Ethan! True, I gotta have Ethan get a little mad sometimes for something! ;) I know right? I love my little furball of a dog! :P

TiredOfBeingNice - Why of course Benny's always looking out for Ethan! He wouldn't be Benny if he weren't! You never know! I'm fine now just in a better state now!

Bethan Forever - OK, you don't gotta yell! lol Very true! Oh yeah he does and they will be revealed soon enough!

taylovesbevin - I totally love the protective Benny scenes.

Guest - Why thank you!

Iggynator - You never know I might let the coach take Ethan's brain! Oh my personal life went to hell after my trip to the hospital. But it's loads better. See A/N if you wanna know some of the details. I've actually been thinking about that! Mainly for an episode for season 3! But you'll have to wait! When I have time I will check it out!

ETNerdy-girl - Uh... no I'm not dead! I'm perfectly fine just been having problems.

Guest - I may Idk, but I don't wanna piss everyone off. But I'll consider doing something evil to Ethan either in this one or maybe one coming up soon! :)

A/N: Ok I have to appologize for the late chapter. As you all know I went to a hospital... well a few days after I got out my douche of a bf broke up with me saying I had way to much baggage. I'm not gonna go into details but one of my neighbors was there for me and helped me through the time. He is my new bf and he respects me more than the douche who left me. That's why I haven't updated. I'm fine just hurt that he left me for such a stupid reason. But I'm better now. But enough of my whining you guys are here to read Chapter 5. Enjoy!


Chapter 5 A "U" in Lunatic

Ethan walked with the coach who stopped at the door to his office. He turned to Ethan with a very creepy look in his eyes.

"So, Ethan are you ready to become apart of something bigger?" Steiner asked.

"Anything for the team right?" Ethan said unsure.

Steiner closed his eyes very pleased with Ethan's answer, "That's the attitude I like to hear. Come on in!"

Steiner opened the door and motioned for Ethan to go in first. Ethan felt something was wrong but walked in the room anyways. Inside was a few things that caught his eye but not more than a chalkboard with a drawing of a human body. There were lines from each body part marked with a line and a picture of a hockey player's body part. Ethan's stomach dropped he finally knew why Boltz never talked, why he was so good at hockey, and why he seemed so emotionless and ruthless. Boltz was like the monster from Frankenstein! But there was no picture where the brain was and that unnerved Ethan.

From behind Ethan Steiner said, "All the best body parts from the best hockey players of White Chapel. I couldn't find a brain though. At least not until now! Your noodle could help us win nationals!"

Ethan turned quickly to face Steiner, "What the hell is wrong with you? You really think I'm gonna let you take my brain."

"Come now Ethan there is no I in team!"

"No, but there's a U in lunatic! I'm outta here," Ethan went to go out the door when his way was blocked by Boltz.

"You see, Ethan, I will have your brain whether you give it to me or not. Now why not be a good boy and just let me have it!" Steiner said eerily calm.

"Are you insane? Why would I give you my brain. Now let me out or else!" Ethan said while starting to panic.

"Or else what?" Steiner said. Ethan gave a slight look of fright. "I thought so. Now are we gonna do this the easy way or hard way?"

"FUCK YOU!" Ethan screamed and tried to push past Boltz. He felt a hit to the back of his head and fell to the floor unconscious. Steiner checked the back of his head to make sure there was now blood. Not seeing any he hoisted Ethan up and put him in a tub. He then proceeded to fill the tub with ice. Once full, he strapped Ethan's hands to the tub. Once satisfied that Ethan was not going anywhere when he woke he went to work of putting something together for Boltz. Boltz was laid on the table and Steiner went to work of sawing his arm off.

It wasn't too long before Ethan woke. Ethan started to stir and found himself strapped to a tub full of ice. Ethan was now fully aware that he was in deep trouble. He didn't know what to do, so he looked around to see where Steiner was. He saw him just ripping Boltz arm off with a sickening crack! Ethan cringed and starting observing his bonds. They were leather straps. He pulled and tugged on them but they wouldn't budge. Steiner heard the struggling and turned to Ethan.

"Oh Ethan, you should know you can't get out of that. You may be wondering why your in a tub of ice. Well if you need to keep a organ fresh or you sprain an ankle always best to put ice on it!"

"You're gonna kill me just so White Chapel can make the playoffs?" Ethan asked in bewilderment.

"Now now, I'm just gonna take your brain. You'll be fine!"

"But taking my brain WILL kill me!" Ethan said almost angrily.

Steiner turned his head sideways as if thinking, "I guess you're right! But don't worry you will have given up your brain for a noble cause! Now if you'll excuse me I have to give Boltz arm a better slap shot."

Steiner then proceeded to attach little jumper cables to Boltz neck bolts. He then went to pull a switch. Electricity went through Boltz and his body started to convulse. He finally went still, and his arm went up and the jewel on his helmet started to glow.

"It's alive!" Steiner said.


*With Benny and the others*

Benny was walking up to the school doors to find them locked. Benny cursed under his breath. Erica came up next to him and kicked the door in.

"Are you a werewolf or not? Sheesh! You may be nerd but you still have your stupid moments," Erica said as she walked in.

"Pfft! I just didn't want to vandalize the school," Benny said as he walked in!

"Well, it doesn't matter if we vandalize the school or not if Ethan's going to have his brain taken out. I don't think we have time to worry about what the school is going to say," Erica said.

Benny rolled his eyes, "Lets just save Ethan!"


A/N: Your thoughts? I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Next is the last chapter of this episode!