Ryu- Well, here's another update for ya.

White Dragon- Please enjoy.

Tsuki no Akebono- I'm glad you liked it.

HikariNoTenshi-San – It's good to laugh, laughing is good for you.

-Shiroix3 – Tsuna is the one who has two genders.

anyonenarutorelatedxkagome – Hopefully you took in some breaths of air while laughing for that long.

yuki-nekolin – Yes, more fighting will occur. Both of the playful kind, and the serious kind.

Love Lessons

Continuing on from last time, Tsuna was still not happy about the new information.

"No. How could this happen? This is so weird." Tsuna said while walking in a circle.

"Don't worry, there are other's like you. Such as the half cat half dog boy." White Dragon said. This made Tsuna stop pacing.

"Huh?" Tsuna said. "Oh, you didn't notice. That fifty nine person, uh, what was his name." White Dragon said. "You mean Gokudera?" Tsuna said. "Yeah, that's him. You should probably know, cause I've been seeing him eying a certain boy." White Dragon said as if she didn't say something wrong.

"What, who's this boy, wait, did you say boy!?" Tsuna said. "Yeah. Gokudera-san seems to have a liking for that baseball loving wolf boy, but because he's a mix-breed of opposite species, the words that come out are of anger, instead of affection or anything of that sort." White Dragon said.

'I never knew that, wait, the only baseball loving person I know of is Yamamoto!' Tsuna thought.

"Well, this is good, your pack will grow faster than others." Reborn said. "Wait, aren't the alphas supposed to be the only ones to breed." Tsuna said.

"Well, normally yes, but in special cases, the alpha does not have the aggression against it, so it happens." Black Dragon said.

This left Tsuna a little speechless. Now there really wasn't anything normal about him anymore, and if word got out, people could be calling him a herm, or a sick child loving-

"Don't worry Vongola, if anyone tries to hurt you, I'll defend you." A voice said.

Tsuna looked to see where the voice had come from and found it was from Dragon. She seemed surprised herself. Then Tsuna noticed her right eye was red again.

Dragon seemed to notice as well when she looked at a mirror. Then she had on a very angry face.

"Kufufu. An eye for an eye, Mukuro." Black Dragon said, then Tsuna's sensitive ears picked up gasping, and then a thud.

Silence took over, then Dragon's eye went back to normal and the door to the house slammed open. The next thing, Tsuna saw a messy Mukuro. There were twigs in his hair and clothes, and leaves were sticking to his face.

Mukuro's eye was twitching, so was Dragon's. They both glared at each other, until Mukuro just started flicking the things off.

"You didn't have to go to such extremes." Mukuro said. "Next time when you want to proclaim something, use Chrome's body, or better yet, use your own." Black Dragon said.

"Kufufu, but you need a family, seeing as how you lost yo-" Mukuro said before Dragon was suddenly next to Mukuro. Then she started stretching his cheeks.

"Oh, Nappo, you shouldn't say such lies." White Dragon said, but the Dragon's expression and his instincts told Tsuna that, that was not a lie.

Thinking the truth was hidden, Dragon tried to push Mukuro out the door, not the word try.

"Kufufu. Tsunayoshi, I heard you need a mate, perhaps I can be a candidate." Mukuro said. "Since when do you use his name, uh, never mind that, you don't deserve Tsuna's innocent body." White Dragon said.

The way Dragon said that made Tsuna blush a little and feel embarrassed.

"Kufufu. You shouldn't say things like that. Seeing as how you know the rules of the animals. Since Tsuna has the traits of a female wolf, that would make him the female alpha. Which means he doesn't have a choice in who his mate can be." Mukuro said.

Seeing that she was caught, Dragon did the first thing she could think of, to head-butt, which wasn't a very smart thing to do.

The two fell to the ground clutching their heads. Then Dragon seemed to have an epiphany, or just an idea.

"Wait, Tsuna is still human, so human laws come into place, and that means they override the animal laws." White Dragon said.

Mukuro's smirk was wiped off his face. The pain seemingly gone, Mukuro stood up.

"Fine, you win this round." Mukuro said as mist suddenly appeared and when it disappeared, so did Mukuro.

"Um, Dragon, why were you trying so hard?" Tsuna said. "You are really naive. Just think, a male animal mates when and who he wants to mate. Sometimes the female really doesn't have a choice. Now if you translate that into human terms, what does it mean?" White Dragon said.

"Uh, I, don't know." Tsuna said. Dragon slapped a hand to her face. Then she sighed. "Never mind, see you at the amusement park tomorrow." Black Dragon said as she left.

"Wait, what." Tsuna said. Then Tsuna noticed that Reborn was talking on the phone.

"Okay, so we have a deal. Your safety, and the park is free tomorrow." Reborn said into the phone.

"What was that about?!" Tsuna said. "Pack leaders must converse with potential pack members and existing pack members." Reborn said as he got up and walked to the door.

But before he left, he said a couple of words.

"Oh, and be at the amusement park by ten." Reborn said and then left.

"This cannot be good." Tsuna said.

-TBC-

Ryu- Kufufu. You probably thought I was going to end it there.

Black Dragon- (Hits possessed author and knocks Mukuro's soul out)

Ryu- Since it's vacation for me, I decided to write more.

Black Dragon- Did you even notice?

Ryu- Yes.

Black Dragon- ......

Love Plans

The next day, Tsuna woke up normally, and on time too. Reborn wasn't even at the breakfast table when he got downstairs.

He could finally eat a full breakfast without worrying. Everything seemed to go well until he got to the amusement park.

Thinking he was just going to meet up with Dragon, Gokudera and Yamamoto, he didn't expect to see Mukuro and his gang, Haru, the three kids he found, Kyoko and someone, and someone he thought he wouldn't ever see at a amusement park, Hibari Kyoya.

Though he didn't have any time to think when Yamamoto came up to him.

"Yo Tsuna. It's cool you got us the whole amusement park free and to our selves." Yamamoto said "Of course he could do that, he's the pack leader you idiot." Gokudera said.

Thinking back to yesterday, Tsuna remembered what Dragon had said.

"Don't worry, there are other's like you. Such as the half cat half dog boy."

'I wonder if I should tell him.' Tsuna thought, but he didn't think any more because two people suddenly appeared.

One Tsuna knew very well, the other, not so much.

"Welcome to Namimori Theme Park, please enjoy your visit here." Reborn said, well, Reborn in a train conductor outfit said.

"If you need any assistance, feel free to ask." A man that Tsuna did not know said. Though it seemed Mukuro knew this person, because as soon as everyone turned their backs, Mukuro wrapped an arm around the man's waist.

"Kufufu. Your illusions seem to have gotten better, but you still cannot fool me." Mukuro said and then the man disappeared to be replaced by Dragon.

But it seemed revealing Dragon was not enough, so Mukuro began to lean down to kiss Dragon when suddenly a tonfa came flying at Mukuro. Mukuro suddenly got a trident from the color he was wearing and blocked the flying projectile.

"I will not tolerate sexual harassment." Hibari said. "Kufufu. I guess your safe for now D-" Mukuro said, until he noticed that Dragon was no longer in his arms.

"Okay, everyone will need to be in pairs, so, please draw from this box." White Dragon said as she got out a box from out of no where.

The smiles on Dragon's and Reborn's face told Tsuna that they were planning something, but seeing the situation, Tsuna had no choice.

When Tsuna looked at his slip of paper, there was a skylark on it with the number eighteen on the bottom.

"Um, what does this mean?" Tsuna said as he showed Dragon. When Dragon saw it, she smirked, which Tsuna did not like.

"It means a person. Skylark plus the number 18 is Hibari-san. Swallow plus the number 80 is Yamamoto. A cat plus the number 59 is Gokudera. A strawberry short cake is Kyoko-san. A sun and the number 33 is Kyoko's brother, Ryohei. The bull is Lambo. The star is Futa. The majong pieces is I-pin. The pineapple plus the number 69 is Mukuro. Pineapple plus the number 96 is Chrome-san. Yo-yo is Chikusa. Dentures is Ken, and fruit cake plus 86 is Haru-san." Dragon said.

Tsuna was surprised at two things, one, he was paired up with Hibari, and two, this personality was unfamiliar to him.

"Oya, Sky Dragon is out, how rare." Mukuro said, and this earned the box being thrown at him. "Okay, have fun guys." Dragon said as she ran away very quickly.

Mukuro pried the box from his head, as the first try, he dodged, so Dragon slammed it onto his head. Then he looked around for Dragon.

"She went that way Mukuro-sama." Chrome said as she pointed. "Thanks you Chrome." Mukuro said as he walked in that direction. Chrome followed because she was paired with Mukuro. Ken and Chikusa followed because they were paired and they were loyal to Mukuro.

Yamamoto and Gokudera were paired, so they went in one direction. Futa was paired with Kyoko, so they left together. I-pin was with Haru, and Lambo was with Ryohei.

All that was left was Hibari and Tsuna. There was silence, but Hibari broke it.

"Come on Herbivore." Hibari said as he began to walk off. "S-Sure." Tsuna stuttered.

Reborn watched them leave, but was soon joined by Dragon.

"All according to plan." Reborn said. "Yup." White Dragon said. "Mukuro is coming this way." Reborn said.

"Eep!" White Dragon said as she ran away.

-TBC-

Ryu- Okay, now it's really over.

White Dragon- Next chapter will be very special.

Ryu- Yes it will be. By the way-

Black Dragon- Mukuro is right behind me, isn't he?

Ryu- Yes

White Dragon- (Disappears)

Mukuro- Oh darn, well, at least I still have another "Dragon" to play with.

Ryu- (Disappears)