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Bryanna:Hello.
Bryone:He...
Anvils fall onto Bryone's head and he goes down.
Bowser:Da fuck!
Bryone gets up.
Bryanna:Oh my god Bryone are you okay!?
Bryone:Who the hell is Bryone?
Bryanna:That's who you are.
Bryone:No i'm Zabur.
Bryanna:Damn you SakuraDreamerz!
Peach:What's wrong with her.
Mario:And what's wrong with Zabur.
Bryanna:SakuraDreamerz was the one who did it to Bryone for you guys, and the last time Zabur got out, he found Atlantis and then blew it up!
All the Smashers gulp.
Zabur looks diffrent then Bryone, he has purple eyes and white hair. He, for some reason, is wearing a blood red suit.
Zabur:It's good to be back.
Bryanna:Okay lets do this. Okay Megaman and Sonic brawl, two lives, final destination and only Pokeballs, Assist Trophies, and Smash Balls can be used.
Sonic:Okay.
Megaman:On one condition.
Bryanna:What?
Megaman:How come Bryone can't get damaged normally, but he got knocked out from an anvil.
Bryanna:Me and Bryone aren't immortal until we finish our first lines, which is why Bryone got damaged, since he didn't finish saying hello.
Megaman:Okay let's do this.
Bryanna snaps her fingers.
Megaman and Sonic are on the Final Destination.
Announcher:Go!
Sonic uses his homing attack, but Megaman dodges by using Rush.
A Assist Trophey appears and Sonic grabs it.
Suddenly Shadow appears and Megaman slows down.
Sonic then uses his homing attack to give Megaman massive dammage.
Megaman then uses his saw blades to spam attack Sonic.
They both have 170% damage, when a pokeball appears.
Megaman grabs it and throws it at Sonic.
It hit's Sonic and when it lands a Kyogre appears.
Kyogre then blasts Sonic of the screen, making him lose his first life.
Sonic then reappears and then uses his homing attack to hit Megaman.
That attack almost launches him off, but he lands on the edge.
Megaman uses the leaf sheild but Sonic uses his homing attack to dodge it and hit Megaman off the screen making him lose his first life.
When Megaman returns a Smash Ball appears.
Megaman uses his blaster to attack it.
It launches it near Sonic and he uses his homing attack to hit it.
It breaks and suddenly he starts to glow gold with seven emeralds surrounding him.
He then dashes into Megaman and he losses his life.
Announcher:And the winner is... Sonic.
Bryanna:Ok next dare is for Bryone but he's not here.
Zabur:Ok next dare is for Link.
Link:Yes.
Zabur:Kiss Zelda.
Link and Zelda blush but Link kisses her.
Zabur whistles.
SakuraDreamerz appears.
SakuraDreamerz:Hi.
Bryanna:You.
She then turns her hands into guns.
SakuraDreamerz:What happened?
Zabur:I did sweet cheeks.
He winks at her.
SakuraDreamerz:Perv.
SakuraDreamerz:Toon Link here's vial of dancing ants and jumping beans, oh and how's Linebeck.
Toon Link:He's good.
SakuraDreamerz whispers to Toon Link:Put the vial down Gannonderp's pants.
Toon Link puts them in his pants.
Gannonderp:Itchy Oi.
Gannonderp explodes and his guts go onto the floor.
Zabur eats his guts off the floor.
Bryanna:You disqusting son of a bitch.
SakuraDreamerz:Hey Snake how many laungauges do you speak.
Snake:Over 9000!
Vegeta comes out and beats the shit out off Snake.
Zabur starts to twitch and he starts to form a tornado aroound himself and then he looks like Bryone.
Bryone:Da fuck happened?
Bryone:And why is it that my breath smells like Gannondouch's guts?
Bryanna glomps Bryone.
Bryanna:Your back!
Bryone:Umm Okay.
Bryone sees Gannondorf's head and snaps his fingers and he's back.
SakuraDreamerz:Bowser LOOK OUT RUNAWAY PIANOS!
As she says that a hoard of piano's come and topple him.
SakuraDreamerz:Ok bye.
She disappears and barely misses a frying pan.
Bryanna:Damn I missed.
TMC:That's it I'm changing the formula.
TMC then punches Fox in the face.
Bryone:Okay here are MidnightPulse987's dares.
Was I the only who actually sat down and sang the "12 days of Christmas (smasher style)"?
Dare: Mario- Steal Sonic's shoes and throw them into the water, then taunt Sonic saying "You Can't Swim!" and there are absolutely no consequences.
Dare: Sonic- In the rare circumstance of Mario throwing your shoes into an ocean, you get a smash ball, turn Super Sonic then go crazy on his bitch ass!
That is all.
Bryanna:Mario steal them.
Mario steals Sonic's shoes and throws them into the ocean.
Mario:You Can't Swim!
Bryone:Sonic catch.
He throws him a Smash Ball.
Sonic smashes it and turns into Super Sonic.
Sonic:Die you Bitch!
He kills Mario.
Bryone sighs and snaps his fingers and Mario's back.
Bryanna:Okay now for a veteran darer, EnderDragonfly55.
I'm sick:/. So Toture for the smashers.
kirby, : *throws in pit of fan boys and girls then waves goodbye*Have fun.
kirby: I know fan girls and boys attacked you. So have some cake(INSERT A CAKE IS A LIE JOKE HERE!)*said cake shall disappear right about before being eaten*
Meta:*takes mask,cape,and armor*SEE META KNIGHT IS JUST A PUFFY PUFF BALL!
dedede:GO ON A DIET,AND WELL YOU DO THAT GO ON A 800000 HOUR JOG!
Vegeta:*puts a tape recorder with goku saying"ITS OVER 9000!"that keeps repeating * I wonder whos saying that...
Link:*throws a bottle at that lets go navi* Opps ,wrong bottle.
Zelda:Go kick bowser across the room while hes in his shell.
Ganondorf:*throws book from THE WOST ZELDA GAME EVER at*
TL:*snaps fingers and is in palete swap thats purple*
Mario:*snaps fingers and has palete swap that looks like wario*
Luigi:*hands a million super stars*
Peach:*holds fake mic to and acts like was from news*So peach,how many times do you think you've been kidnapped,then saved by the same old plumber?
Princess with the luma(CAN'T REMEMBER NAME):Sing "let it go from frozen",either that you can let your luma play the gutiar.
pokemon trainer:*snaps fingers and is in team rocket outfit**I throw a pokeball with novien* NOVIEN USE WING ATTCK*novien lanches pokemon trainer* Hmm looks like team rocket has blasted off again. He'll be back. I think...
loucario:*hands mega stone*Mega evolve now.
Pikachu:Tell me this. Wheres ash ketchup.I mean ketchem.
Mega man:*gives super secret hadokon weapon(no clue if thats spelled right)*No idea what your going to do with that.
Wii fit trainer: I say go on a break,and be lazy for once.
Villager:*hands three gold nuggets* What are you going to do with this?
Sonic:*spawns eggman* You 2 have to be nice,or go to the pit of fan boys and girls.
Everyone:MERRY CHRISTMAS,AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!*presents randomly appear for everyone here*PEACE!*poofs away*
Bryone throws Kirby into Fan Pit.
Fan Girl 1:I got his dinner!
Fan Boy 1:I got his tounge!
TMC:I got his brain and his eyes!
Bryanna:Here Kirby cake.
Kirby:Yay!
Bryone:That cake is a lie!
EnderDragonfly55 appears.
EnderDragonfly55 then takes all his clothes.
Meta Knight is naked and blushes while running into the bathroom.
*One Diet and 800,000 hours later*
A skinny DeDeDe is shown.
Bryanna barfs.
Bryone starts playing recording of Goku.
Vegeta:Please kill me!
Bowser eats Vegeta's head.
All the smashers gasp.
Bowser:What.
Bryone snaps fingers and Vegeta is back.
Vegeta:Thank you.
Bottle gets thrown at Link.
Navi:Hey.
Link:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Bryone:Bowser get in your shell.
Bowser gets in his shell.
Bryanna:Zelda.
Zelda kicks him and Bowser goes spinning into the Smash Ball Ray room.
Bryone:Oh crap, he went into the Smash Ball Ray room.
Luigi:What's a Smash Ball Ray?
Bryanna:It's a ray TMC invented so you guys can keep using their smash attacks until he punches a woolly mammoth in the face.
All Smashers:Oh Fuck.
The door to the SBRq room breaks and Giga Bowser comes out.
Giga Bowser:America! Fuck Ya!
Bryone:Hey Gannondouche catch.
Gannondorf:No not the book!
Gannondorf gets sucked into the book.
TL:Why Purple!
Mario:Why Wario!
Luigi is squished by the million stars.
Peach is seen wit a reporter on the news.
Reporter:So Peach,how many times do you think you've been kidnapped,then saved by the same old plumber?
Peach:I would have to say over 9000!
Vegeta appears and blasts Peach.
Rosilina:My name is Rosilina!
Bryone:Nope don't know the song next.
Red(A.K.A Pokemon Trainer):Aww man Team Rockect.
Noivern appears and hits him and he gets blasted off.
Bryone:He'll be back.
Lucario:Thanks.
Lucario mega evolves.
Mega Lucario:Behold my power!
Pikachu:He's in Johto with his mom.
Megaman smiles and aims at Fox.
Fox:What?
Megaman:Hadoken!
Fox is dead.
WFT(Wii Fit Trainer):Okay.
Villager smiles as he gets back every rare item he got.
Eggman appears.
Sonic jumps in Fanboy and Fangirl pit.
Bryone:Now that takes some balls.
Amy:Sonic Ahhhhhhhh!
Sonic:Noooooooooooo!
All Smashers:Thanks.
Bryone:Snaps and everyone who was dead came back.
Bryone:TMC's dares.
All smashers gulp.
Bryone is confused when he reads the dares.
Bryanna:What's wrong?
Bryone:He wants Mario and Luigi to preform the fusion dance.
Mario Bros:Whats the fusion dance?
Bryone teaches them the fusion dance.
Mario Bros:Fuuuuuu...
Mario Bros:Sioooooon...
Mario Bros:Haaaaaaaa!
They preform it perfectlly.
Maruigi:I am Maruigi.
Bryone:Okay.
30 Minutes later.
Mario and Luigi defuse.
Bryanna:Next dare is for Bryone to seprate Zabur from himself forever.
Bryone:How?
A machine appears.
Bryone:Oh.
Bryone gets in it and when he steps out there is a bottle with Zabur in it.
Zabur:Hey let me out!
Bryone:This is Zabur, he looks like a turd.
Zabur:Fuck you!
Bryanna:Okay next dare is for Vegeta, Kirby and, Yoshi.
Vegeta:What.
Bryone:Pie Eating Contest.
Bryone snaps his fingers and Vegeta, Kirby, and Yoshi appear at a table with pies.
Bryanna:Ready Set Go!
999,999,999,999,999 Pies later.
Bryone:Okay Yoshi fainted and it's just Vegeta and Kirby.
There is one pie left.
Vegeta and Kirby are fighting for it.
Vegeta:Mine!
Kirby:Mine!
Vegeta:Mine!
Kirby:Mine!
Vegeta:Mine!
Kirby:Mine!
Vegeta:Mine!
Kirby:Mine!
Vegeta then blasts Kirby's face and takes the pie and eats it.
Bryone:And the winner is Vegeta!
Bowser:Ha pay up you two!
King Dedede and Mario pay Bowser 100$ each.
Bowser:Yes!
Bryone:Okay, bye everyone!
TMC:Sorry for this being late but okay bye.