Disclaimer:Hello everybody!
I would like to thank people for not being jerks, flamers, fuckers, and haters.
And just so you know if you hate on this story and you don't have an account that makes you a coward cause you know you couldn't do that with a real account and you can keep hating with an anonymous account.
So don't be a coward and hate.
Okay so I don't own anything except my OC's.
We see a nice green hill, with nice flowers and bunnies prancing around. Then we see a tiny hole going down deep into the earth. Going past worms, moles, Miley Cyrus ("Wait, what?), till a bright light shows. We see a large earth worm composed of solid granite with ruby eyes, swimming in lava. On it's back are the smashers, Bryone and Bryanna.
Bryanna then says"Welcome back everyone. Hope you all had a great time."
Bryone then says with excitement"Well TMC's was on the 24th and that's good!" Kirby blows a noisemaker with a cake hat.
Bryanna then says"Well time to get to our dares." Bryone then adds,while leaning"Right sis." However Bryone leans to much and falls in the lava and screams in pain. Everyone laughs at his misery. However a hand sticks out and grabs Bryanna by the collar and drags her in. Everyone continues to laugh at them.
When Bryone and Bryanna get out of the lava Bryanna says,"Okay our first dares come from GamerFan64."
More TORTURE!
Kirby: Turn into a human.
King Dedede: Challenge Palutena to see who's better at breaking the 4th wall.
Meta Knight: Fight Dark Pit and Dark Meta Knight at the same time.
Bowser: *brings out giant cannon* TASTE GIANT LASER!
Marth: How do you spend time with Kirby other than trying not to be dinner.
Ike: Did you get those muscles from Knuckles? (Sonic Boom ver.)
Luigi: Make a scarier death stare and if they still laugh, use WEEGEE stare then!
Megaman: Have you and Pacman talked about your counterparts from the other fighting game?
Pacman: THE HYPE IS SO REAL!
Mewtwo: Don't worry. You might be included in DLC or something.
Sonic: Here's a baseball bat. Now fight the Scout (TF2)
Villager: Make everyone scared of you and try to use your axe on them.
Wii Fit Trainer: Try to make Dedede exercise.
Can you put my OC Kooper in the story? His description is in my profile.
Bryone then says with excitment "Sure we can add your OC." He then snaps his fingers and a yellow Koopa with dark glasses, a green shell and a scarf appears on top of the worm's head.
Bryanna then says to the Koopa"Hey Kooper." Kooper waves.
Bryone then says"Okay Kirby you're up first."
Kirby then opens his mouth, but before he speaks Bryone snaps his fingers.
Kirby is then transformed into a thirteen year old, pink haired guy. Bryanna then blushes and looks away while Bryone shouts in shock"Good greif, he's naked!"(10 cookies if you get this reference.)
Kirby then blushes while Bryone snaps his fingers and Kirby is wearing red shorts and a Minecraft T-Shirt.
Bryanna then says, still blushing, says"Okay Dedede, Palutena 4th wall breaking fight. Go!"
Palutena then asks"Why, this is just a meaningless work of a fan." Bryone then raises up Palutena's hand and shouts"Winner!" After this Bryone then says"Okay Metaknight, fight Dark Pit and Dark Metaknight." Bryanna then snaps her fingers and Metaknight disappears and a TV appears with the fight on screen.
Metaknight simply starts a fight between the two,(Dark Pit won that fight by the way.) and then Metaknight slices Dark Pit's wings off. Then he just deep fries them and walks back. While everyone simply stares at the screen in horror, Metaknight walks in.
After Bryanna recovers from shock and then automatically looks at Bryone. Bryone looks like he is in pain. Bryanna then asks Bryone"Are you okay." Then Bryone says"Not gonna quote the meme." He says this again,"Not gonna quote the meme". Then he says while Bowser is being shot at by a laser"I'm a firen ma lazars!" Bryone then fires lazers at Bowser.
While that is happening Bryanna asks Marth"So how do you spend time with Kirby." Marth then replies"I don't." Kirby then makes a sad face.
When Ike sees the question he hides something behind his back and says"Noooooooooo."
Bryone then reads the dare and laughs. Bryanna then asks with curiosity"What's so funny?" Bryone then passes Bryanna the paper and she slowly starts to laugh. the paper then flies out of their hands and Luigi picks it up. As soon as he reads this he angrily glares at Bryone and Bryanna, making them stop laughing and stiff up. Then everyone laughs at them and Luigi glares at them.
Megaman then angrily shouts"Of course we have, but we barely get any attention in them!" Bryone then gives Megaman a beam katana and says to him"Go nuts."
After 1 bloody scene later everyone is back, some with stiches,glitches, and Mario and Luigi in ditches.
Pac-man reads the comment and gets up on the head of the worm and starts breakdancing.
When Bryanna reads the next thing on the list, and asks"Speaking of the legendary, where is he." Bryone then points to the worm's tail. Bryanna then goes to Mewtwo and shows him the paper and he smiles.
Sonic then recives the bat and says cockily"Alright, who's the unlucky sap that's gotta fight me." The Scout then appears and shoots Sonic while drinking some Bonk.
Bryone then snaps his fingers and Sonic is brought back to life.
Bryone then says"Okay Villager make everyone scared of you." "NO!" everyone screams."Okay, geuss you're done." Bryone says.
Bryanna then opens her mouth to say something, but Kooper says it first"WiiFitTrainer go make Triple D exercise." But just as WFT turns her head DDD is gone. Everyone sweatdrops and Kooper says"I got him." He then goes of after DDD.
After that embarrassing moment Bryone says"O..K? Let's just get on with the next dares."
I got a few dares!
Palutena: blindfold and french kiss pit
Roy: I am bringing u a surprise! It's your mother Ninian and father Eliwood! Also u get a cookie!
Kirby: be cute
All the villains: remember that dare Bryone had to do with the hand-tazers and the itch hint powder? Do that except they are 200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 volts, Each and u have to scratch 5 times per chapter, ends after 2 chapters
Megaman: replace your self with Starforce megaman for 3 chapters. He has to do all your dares. But that doesn't mean u r not awesome!
Megaman(now SFMM): trams out into Geo and I'm bringing your GF, Sonia(Harp Note)!
I will return...right after I figure out the password to my Fanfiction account. Bye! Oh, also Kirby, Bryone, and Bryanna gets a real 2 ton cookie!
As soon as Bryone and Bryanna read the first dare, Bryone chuckles and Bryanna blushes. Bryanna calls Palutena over and puts the blindfold on her. Then Bryone calls Pit over and tells Pit what he has to do. To say the least Pit's expression was a mix of embarrassment, surprise, and shock. Bryone snickers and then pushes Pit into Palutena and their lips crash together. At first they are both still but then Pit leans in, as they start french kissing.(Sorry don't know how far I can go.) Then after a few minutes Pit breaks the kiss and gets back in his seat. Then Bryanna removes Palutena's blindfold. Then she sits down.
Bryone reads the next dare and snaps his fingers and Roy's parents are there. They sit next to their son. After that silence Bryanna then says"Okay, next dare is for Kirby to be... cute." Kirby then says"Too late!"
Bryone then reads the next dare and smirks a smirk that could rival the chesire cat. Bryone then says"Villains up and center!" All the villains stand up. Then Kooper arrives with DDD covered in bruises. Kooper then throws DDD at the other villains and says"Dude put up a fight." Bryone then snaps his fingers and the villains then have tasers for hands. He then snaps again and he is holding itcing powder x20. He then pours it all over all the villains. The villains then all start to twitch. Then they start to scratch, except Gannondorf (Cause he has a brain. Seriouslly I'm pretty sure Bowser does not have a regular brain.) Bryone then frowns and then gives Gannondorf the paper and then Gannondorf frowns and starts scratching. Bryone then starts to chuckle while watching the villains in pain.
The paper then flies in front of Megaman and sees his dare and yells "Ya mother fuckers! I'm out peace!" Megaman then is teleported away and his starforce incarnation appears in his place. He then says awkwardlly"Um hi." Then everyone(excluding the villains.) said"Hi."
Bryanna then reclaims the paper and says"Okay Megaman, your gf is coming and you have to transform into Geo, whatever that means." Megaman then transforms into Geo and Bryanna snaps her fingers. Then suddenly Sonia appears next to Megaman. They both then blush.
Bryone then says inside a pie, on a fly, on a turkey on rye(Wait, what?)"Next dares are from Naynay101"
SKITTLES!(Thats NayNay language for Hello!)
Ice Climbers:Climb mount Everest also,Popo needs to kiss Toon Link on the cheek.
Pit and Ike:Play seven minutes in heaven...hehe..
Snake and Samus:Play the pocky game(Look it up if you don't know what it is)
Snake and Sonic:Did you know hegdehogs eat snakes?
Pokemon Trainer:Jump off a cliff.
Everybody:Listen to Justin Beiber music..Im so evil.
After reading this Bryone then barfs and then jumps into the lava. Then he barfs some more, while in the lava.
While Bryone is doing... that, Bryanna snaps her fingers and teleports the Ice Climbers to the summit of mount Everest.
The announcer from spongebob then says "Three days later."
The Ice Climbers then land on the worms head and say "We're back!" Bryone then wakes up startled.
Then he taps Bryanna to wake her up as he says"Bryanna, hey Bryanna, wake up."
Bryanna then stirs and yawns. She then gets up and says tiredly"Okay next Popo has to kiss Toon Link." She then wakes up when she finishes. Then shockingly says"What! Who did this!" Bryone then whispers to everyone"I won't tell if you won't."
Bryone then clears his throat and says"Okay you two do have to kiss but only on the cheek." Toon Link and Popo then go next to each other and then Popo kisses Toon Link on his cheek and run away from each other at the speed of sound.
Bryanna then says"Okay now that that dare is over, let's get on with the..." Bryanna stops as soon as she reads the next dare. Her hair then starts to turn a bright glowing red and her clothes catch on fire. She then screams so loud that Zeus heard it full blast. Bryone then asks loudly"What's wrong Bryannna!" She gives him the dare. Bryone then goes to a fridge and take out an anvil with green stuff on it. He then says oddly politely"NayNay this is for you eat it. We'll tell you what it is when we get to the next chapter." Then Pit speaks up."So what's the dare?" Bryone then sighs and says"You and Ike have to play 7 minutes in heaven." They both faint. Bryone then smiles and gladly says"Looks like we'll have to skip that dare moving on!"
Bryanna smiles to and says"Right! Okay next dare Samus and Snake have to play the pocky game." She snaps her fingers and Snake and Samus are in front of eachother with a pocky(Basicly a stick) in their mouthes. They shyly inch closer to eachother while eating the pocky. Their lips meet and they kiss and then move away.
Bryone then says"Okay next little thing, hey Sonic, Snake!" They both look at him."Did you guys know hedgehogs eat, hey where did Snake go?" Sonic is then shown to be slightly fatter. Bryone then says"Huh, I geuss at least Sonic knew."
Bryanna then closes her mouth and says"Okay next, Red go jump of that cliff." Red then says"Okay." Bryanna then looks at him as if he had a penis nose and says"Wait what?" Red then jumps off the cliff, but Charizard catches him. Bryone then says"You sneaky son of a..." Bryanna interupts and says"Okay final dare is for us to listen to Justin Bieber." All the guys scream"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" The music then starts playing as all the guys are on the floor."
Bryanna then says"Okay that's it for now see ya next time bye."
Hey everyone I'm in highshcool now and sorry for such a long wait but just a thing next chapter will be a music themed chapter, so make sure the dares have some songs in them. Also that new leak is confirmed and I'm pissed that Mewtwo is not coming back.
Alright review and bye.
