I do not own Harry Potter. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.
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I kept my cup to my lips when I felt two arms descend on my shoulders. "A sweet little virgin huh?" Fred said and I swallowed my tea.
"Got a problem with that?" I asked as I set my cup down on the table.
"No problem at all," George said as I felt someone twirl a strand of my hair around their finger.
I shrugged and took another sip of tea. I almost spit it out though when I felt two warm breaths on my cheeks. I quickly swallowed my tea as I felt two soft lips on each of my cheeks. I set down my cup and a few coughs escaped my throat in surprise. The twins patted and rubbed my back as I stopped choking on the tea.
I wiped at my watery eyes and then poked both of them in the stomach. "Don't surprise me like that," I said as I sounded weird from coughing.
"But surprises are fun," Fred said with a pout and George nodded and pouted as well.
I shrugged and said, "Yeah they're fun, but I don't want to choke to death because of one. Think before you act next time, okay?"
They looked at each other and nodded before leaning down and kissing my cheeks again. I sighed and they laughed and smiled at me. On the inside I was doing the happiest dance anyone has ever done.
"I'm glad the clothes fit well," Hermione said trying to go back to a normal atmosphere between the two of us. Even though I knew pretty much everyone in the house was suspicious about us. I mean we did just fall into the living room unannounced and they do not know us. I do not blame them for being suspicious.
"So when is Harry going to arrive?" Ron asked and Sirius and Remus shushed him. I looked over at Ron and Hermione and frowned when I saw their unhappy faces.
"Oh is he a good friend of yours?" I asked sympathetically. They nodded but looked hesitant to answer. I stood up and hugged them both. "It's alright. I'm sure you'll see your friend again soon. I hate when I'm away from my best friend Lexi. So when I see her I always attack her with a hug. You should give Harry a hug when you see him," I said and then walked over to Lexi and hugged her.
Lexi sighed and hugged me back and then went back to talking with Bill. I pouted and hit her on top of the head before running into the living room and sitting down on the couch. "Ooh bouncy," I exclaimed and I heard laughter from the kitchen at me.
"Oh shut up, I like the couch," I yelled before lying down on the couch. I smiled as it was really comfortable to lie on.
"Girl what are you doing?" Severus asked annoyed as he entered the living room with Lexi at his side. I looked around over the top of the couch and saw Bill staring after Lexi.
I looked over at Severus and said, "I'm sitting on a lovely couch that is very comfortable. What are you doing? Do you want another hug? You know, it's not good to have such a stony face all day. You should smile more."
"I don't smile," he said and motioned for Lexi to sit down.
"Tiffani, how much sugar did you eat today?" Lexi asked.
I smiled and cuddled up close to my best fried and said, "Not too much."
Lexi laughed and shook her head but then she frowned as the adults entered the room to question us. Bill was Lexi main focus and my focus was back on the kitchen wanting to be hugging the twins again. Lexi is an awesome cuddle buddy, but she does not want to cuddle now that it is time to be serious. I'll be serious when I'm dead and in a coffin. Other than that time, I'm going to be silly and partying up life and the afterlife.
I frowned whenever Severus and even Sirius gave us a glare. I crossed my arms over my chest and looked over to Mrs. Weasley since she was the sweetest in the room at the moment.
"How did you really get here?" Severus asked icily.
Lexi went to explain, but I did not like how everyone was glaring at us except for Mrs. Weasley. I was not going to let anyone be harsh with us and especially not with my best friend.
"WE already told you that we were sitting in my living room watching a movie. We made a wish that we would appear here and be in this world. All of a sudden the movie freaked out and stopped working. I hit the machine to make it work and then a big green vortex appeared out of the television. The vortex grabbed me. Lexi tried to pull me out, but she got pulled in. My clothes got shredded off me from the force of the vortex and then we appeared here in front of all of you. If you think we are some wizard spies or something like that then you are wrong. We don't have magic. We're just muggles that have been brought here for some reason I guess," I said with an aggravated and truthful look.
"Well if you are muggles then how were you brought here by magic?" Severus asked.
"I don't know. All I know is that we were brought here by it and that's all," I said and then I leaned over to Lexi. "He's so grouchy. I think he needs to get laid," I whispered to her. Her eyes widened before she busted out laughing.
"You're horrible Tiffani," she said. I smiled and stuck out my tongue at her.
"You know you love me," I said and she laughed again at me.
"Sure I do," Lexi said with a playful roll of her eyes and then she smiled at me when I pouted. I smiled when she hugged me.
A cough broke our happy moment and I looked up at Severus who was still looking at us not believing us.
"What?" I growled out annoyed that the happy moment was broken.
"Show us your arms for any dark marks," he said I sighed and rolled up my sleeves.
"Severus, we already gave them veritaserum so we know they are not lying," Mrs. Weasley said with a frown at Severus.
I glared at Severus and showed him my arms and Lexi did the same. When Severus nodded but kept his stony expression I stood up and pointed at him. "You sir need to get laid and maybe then you'll smile," I said and then walked into the kitchen.
I busted out laughing when I heard Severus cough in surprise and some of the other adults started snickering. Sirius was full out laughing when he entered the kitchen and pulled me into a side hug. "That was bloody brilliant," he said and I smiled up at him.
"Thanks, I know," I said and then sat down between the twins at the table. I smiled at them and ten glared at the tea, which had had the veritaserum in it. I do not like being tricked or lied to, but I guess it is understandable in this case.
"What did you say?" the twins whispered to me. I smirked and whispered into each of their ears what I had said to Severus.
They were silent before smirking and then hugging me as they cracked up laughing.
"You have a very strange friend," Bill said to Lexi as they entered the kitchen. I stopped smiling and looked over at him.
"I know, but she's my best friend and I love her no matter how she is," Lexi said defending me and I smiled at her.
"I love you Lexi," I said and she smiled and said she loved me back.
