Inspiration: Lana Del Rey

Jack and Hope hesitantly walked up to Freddy's the next day.

"I am seriously considering a career change." Hope said with a sigh.
"I know." Jack said. "I'm sick and tired of this shit."
"Why don't you go ask Mangle if we are back to our normal jobs today? I'll wait in the dining area, where nobody is going to be bangning."
"I will."

Once in, Hope turned off to the dining room, and Jack was off to Mangle's office. He didn't bother to knock, because he figured Mangle would be in there, and she wouldn't mind. Though, when he opened the door, he immediately shut it.

He felt his cheeks getting warmer instantly as he shut the door.

"Is this the kind of stuff Hope has to go through?" he thought to himself.

As he was getting a newfound respect and sympathy for his friend, Mike and Mangle came out of the office, but their clothes were still messed up.

"Ever hear of knocking dumbass?" Mike said, agitated.
"I-I'm sorry!" Jack began. "I thought Mangle would've been alone, and not doing you!"
"It's honestly my bad here." Mangle said. "I shouldn't have been screwing around here again. So now that you know what we look like more undressed than we are now, what did you want to talk about Jack?"

But before Jack could answer, Mike interrupted, "Now that you know who I really am, don't talk about okay?"
"Uh…" Jack stuttered, "Sure thing. I won't tell a soul. Now Mangle, are Hope and I waiting today? No sudden position changes?"
"You two are!" she said ecstatically. "Sorry about yesterday, things just got really hectic. My apologizes again for leaving you alone on the security shift and you had to run into… that problem. But, things will be back to normal today! Our new hire is here for the shift, and Jeremy should back today."
"Alright thank you. Yeah, who knew that purses could be used as weapons? She's banned right?"

"She is banned. That woman won't be back at all. Hopefully she never reproduces. People like her make me sick. I have to go fix up before today starts. See you around!"
"Bye Mangle! Bye Mike!" Jack said.

As the two started to walk out of the building, Jack headed back to the dining area to tell Hope. On his way there, he was wishing for a normal day: drama free, and just doing his job.

This is Freddy's though, and a normal day is never on the menu.

Hope walked through the dining room wiping down each table. At least she knew nobody would do anything in here since it was so open. She looked up as the door opened to see Goldie walking in.

"Hey Goldie! Do you want some help in the kitchen? I've almost finished wiping up these tables." Hope said walking up to the chef.

"Sure. I could always use some help with the prep work. Let's go." Goldie and Hope walked towards the kitchen quietly. Goldie was completely silent, which was odd, because the two of them usually talked incessantly. Hope wanted to ask more about Chica, but thought better of asking about her directly.

"Hey Goldie?" Hope asked quietly, breaking the silence, "What was your problem with Foxy anyway. He seems protective of Chica. Surely he wouldn't hurt her, right?"

Goldie looked at Hope and shook his head, "Oh you have no idea. If I remember correctly, Foxy has banged at least half of the waitresses, a couple of the waiters, most of the people who have worked in the kitchen over the years, there was that bit where I thought he was with Mark, but I'm not 100 percent sure of that one. I know BB follows him everywhere so there's a chance that happened. Oh. And he asked me to fuck with him. Yeah. Foxy is a manwhore, and Chica's dealt with enough of those for a lifetime."

Hope stopped for a minute staring at Goldie. "Foxy is bi." She said confused.

Goldie nodded.

"And he fucked half of the employees."

"Yup."

"He fucked BB. The fifteen year old."

"Yeah. Most likely."

Hope simply stared at Goldie. "Maybe we should get to work." Goldie said leading Hope to the kitchen.

Jack was surprised to see that Hope wasn't in the dining room when he got to it. Though he figured she went to go help Goldie with the pizza making. He looked over at the clock, and it was close to opening. However, as he took a seat near the front, he noticed that the two head waiters weren't here yet.

"Freddy doesn't like to be late." Jack thought. "And Bonnie is always behind him. I wonder what happened?"

His question was answered when he saw Bonnie walk into the pizzeria, all teared up. He walked into the dining room and Jack stopped him.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Jack asked with concern for the waiter.
The purple haired waiter looked up, eyes bloodshot, "I-It's nothing. C-can we just g-go to work?"
"Absolutely not." Jack said. "You're going to tell me what's wrong, and then we can get to work."

Jack guided Bonnie to where he was sitting, and sat in the chair next to him. Bonnie turned to face Jack, and he sniffled.

"So what happened?" Jack said.

"It's Freddy." Bonnie said, fighting back tears, "We had a f-fight and broke up last night. It started over his performance, which has not improved for shit, and then it escalated. You know what he said to that? We should have a baby. He said a child would make up for everything. We aren't even married! And you know what he said to that? That we love each other so much, that marriage doesn't matter in this case. I was in shock. I told him that we don't even have a lot of money for a baby, and no way in hell would I put my body in that hell for nine months. He was so hell bent on having one, he volunteered to bottom and carry the baby! The fucking nerve! So at the end of our argument, we broke up! I don't even know how to go on right now. We did everything together, and we are the head waiters! This is going to be hell on Earth now."

Jack could feel his eyes begin to water. That's extremely sad! Though, he could swoop in and get Bonnie to be his. Wait. He shouldn't do that. Why did he even think that?

He then got up and hugged Bonnie. "It'll get better, and maybe you two can sort things out. Even if you have to take a break for a few months, and come out just being friends, it'll be better than this situation."
"Yeah. Maybe." Bonnie said. "Thanks Jack for being here. I know it's only your third day and you've been through a lot, but this means so much."
"It's no big deal." Jack said with a smile. "You need someone here to stand by you, and if Freddy isn't going to do that, I can, if you want."

"I think that would be nice."

The two just sat in the embrace, and then Bonnie started to lean into Jack. First, he started kissing his face. He didn't care, though when Bonnie's lips found his, it was the best feeling ever, and to go with the cliche, it felt like fireworks.

In the middle of the kiss, they parted when they heard what sounded like squealing. The two looked around, and after seeing no one, they resumed their kiss.

Goldie rolled the pizza dough as Hope spread the toppings over the pizzas. They had a quietly working machine going pumping out pizza after pizza to be thrown in the oven when the time came.

"Hey Hope?" Goldie asked as he continued working the pizza dough.

Hope looked up from her work spreading sauce and cheese on the pizzas, "What's up Goldie? Are we done with the prep work?"

"Uh, yeah. I had a question for you though. Can I tell you a secret?" Goldie asked nervously.

"Sure. I won't tell. What do you wanna tell me?" Hope asked gently.

"Well, since you said you know what it's like to have friends who act like Chica and Foxy… Um. Did you have a crush on one of those friends?" Goldie asked blushing bright red.

Hope's cheeks blushed pink and she looked away from Goldie, "Uh, yeah. I kinda did. Once I saw that they were like that with each other though… I realized it wasn't worth it. If he was happy so was I. You have a crush on Chica don't you Goldie?""

"Yeah... Well I did. I don't know if she's even my friend anymore. I was gonna ask if getting over that crush ruined your friendship. I feel like now that I see Chica more clearly, and can point out when she's wrong she will hate me. You saw what happened yesterday. Even though I don't like her like that anymore I still want her as a friend. What do you think?" Goldie asked sounding worried.

"Oh Goldie," Hope said shaking her head and hugging him and giggling, "Of course you two can still be friends. You had me so worried! Yes. Yes! You guys can definitely still be friends. You just have to get used to the different feelings!"

"Thanks so much Hope! I was really worried." Goldie hugged Hope back. After a moment they pulled apart blushing.

"I uh, I ought to get out there and get ready for the lunch rush." Hope said as she ran out of the room with her cheeks burning bright red. She walked quickly towards the dining area retying her apron and trying to hide a blush. As she walked by the backstage area she heard a voice call her name. She turned around to see Toni gesturing for her to go backstage.

"Hey Hope - Are you blushing?" Toni asked.

"No!" Hope said defensively, growing even brighter.

Toni smirked, "Oh I'm sure you're not. You were coming from the direction of the kitchen right? A certain blonde haired chef make a move?"

"Chica did it right! She finally got rid of slick old Foxy?" Carrie said jumping up and down excitedly.

"Little C, I'm sorry to say that no one, and I mean no one, agrees with your crack pairings. I was talking about her and Goldie. Yeah, the Alliance definitely noticed how often you're in the kitchen. Why do you think Mangle sent you in there yesterday?"

Hope's cheeks went bright red and she couldn't talk. The Alliance? Shipping? What is happening here?

"Oh by the way Hope, Jack said you were available tonight after your shift so you're coming to the Alliance meeting with me, little C, Michelle, and Mangle." Toni said hiding a smile.

"Uh, okay." Hope said, then quickly walked out of the room to start serving her tables. As she walked into the dining area she ran into a very angry Freddy.

"Do you need help Freddy?" Hope asked nervously.

"Maybe you should be on time and ready to do your job!" He replied angrily.

At that Hope got angry, "I've been here for a long time helping Goldie get ready for the day, maybe you should stop fucking your boyfriend in the closet!" She yelled.

Freddy stood still his shoulders trembling, "He - he isn't my boyfriend anymore." Hope looked shocked and was even more so when she saw tears rolling down Freddy's cheeks.

"Hey Freddy, I'm sorry. I just got angry. What happened, I'm sure you guys can fix it?" Hope said gently, leading Freddy to the side.

"I-I well. What happened was Bonnie is angry over my performance… And I want to make him happy, but it's physically impossible. I wanted to tell him why, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. I ended up asking him to have a child with me and he said no. I w-wish my Bonnie would just listen. I love him so so much. I don't have the money to marry him because it's such a big expense all at once. If we had a child though, the expense is spread out. I even volunteered to be the one to carry the child for nine months, which would require a role reversal. I just want to have something with him. And instead I've lost him." Freddy was full out crying now.

Hope gently rested a hand on his back, "Freddy why is it impossible though? And couldn't you just wait to have a child?"

"My family has a history of problems. The older I get the worse my…. performance… will get. Also, the same medical problem causes me to have problems having children as I get older. I haven't told Bonnie that though. I know that the sex is important to him, and I didn't want to let him down. I know I should have though…" Freddy stared at the floor wiping away tears.

"Why don't you go to the restrooms and clean up. I'll take your tables for now. I think you should give Bonnie a little bit of time, and then talk to him about it. Alright? I'm here if you need me." Hope smiled at Freddy trying to cheer him up. She may not really like him that much, but what he really needed then was a friend, and she didn't want to leave him hanging. Freddy walked off towards the bathrooms and Hope headed to the dining room to get to work.

After the lunch rush, things settled down at Freddy's. Normally, only a few customers here and there come in at this point until the dinner rush.

Though as they made their way to the Supply Closet Jack couldn't help but feel that this was wrong. This was Freddy and Bonnie's spot, and Bonnie's just heartbroken at the minute. But, Jack dismissed it, and let the greed come to him, to finally have a shot with Bonnie.

As the two got into the closet, Bonnie immediately started to kiss Jack as he shut the door. It began as just light kissing, and like all things, escalated into a full on make out. Things also got a little touchy, the two going so far as a little groping.

Once it was all over, the two were sitting on the ground in an embrace. Bonnie was nuzzling into Jack's neck, and it made him blush.

Bonnie noticed this and said, "Oh! Sorry, if you don't like it I can stop."

Jack quickly replied, "Don't stop! I like it. It's just…"
"Just what?"

"It's just that I've had a crush on you since we met you the other day. I know it's kind of crazy, and a little insensitive, but I was hoping you would leave Freddy, so that this could happen."
Bonnie smiled. "You know, I thought you were checking me out the other day. Honestly, before I broke up, I thought I could date you, or do something with you. You're pretty and very kind."
"Thank you, you're very handsome yourself."

The two then giggled, faces pink as carnations. It seemed like things were going in favor of the head waiter and the new hire.

Jack glanced up at the clock, and started to panic.

"Bonnie, I think we should go." he said.
"Why? We've only gotten started." he said, starting to kiss Jack's face.
"As much as I want to keep going, it's almost the dinner rush! We need to go."
"Damn! Alright, let's go."

So the two waiters straightened up their uniforms and went back to their duties.

"So, to begin the meeting of Freddy Fazbear's Official Lesbian Alliance, I President Toni would like to introduce our newest member, Hope!" Toni smiled at Hope as she sat staring at the other girls in the room. The Alliance met, Hope was told, once a week in Party Room Four. She smiled awkwardly as all the members of the alliance looked at her.

"Uh…." She started awkwardly, "Is it always this formal?"

"Hell no!" Mike, also known as Michelle shouted, "Toni thought it would be funny if we acted all professional, but this is so boring!" Mangle gently placed a hand on Mike's leg giving him a look. He blushed and looked down.

"Awww, Mikey, you're no fun! Anyways guess what I learned! My crack pairings are a reality, so take that Toni!" Carrie said excitedly. Everyone in the room, including Hope, looked at Carrie in confusion.

"What do you mean little C? None of your ships are canon." Toni said sounding extremely confused.

"As a matter of fact my OTP is canon thank you very much! I saw Jack and Bonnie kissing! So take that. It totes happened, no lie! I saw it!" Carrie was now bouncing up and down excitedly. Everyone else in the room just looked confused, well, all but one.

"You saw Jack kissing Bonnie?" Hope said in disbelief. Carries high pitched squeal and nod was a good enough answer for Hope and the alliance as everyone started talking quickly and all at the same time.

"Hold it!" Mangle yelled over the chatter. "What does this mean for Freddie and Bonnie?"

"Your ship has been sunk so hard!" Carrie shouted gleefully. Everyone in the room, with the exception of Toni glared slightly at her.

"Well. I guess that ship is on the rocks. Let's see how little C's pairing works out. Who knows? Maybe she could be right on pairings this time." Toni said calmly.

"Anyways, next order of business, seeing as Carrie ruined our plans to give Hope a nice welcome, let's try that again. Welcome to the Lesbian Alliance meeting Hope. Would you like a Diet Mountain Dew?" Mangle said kindly.

"Sorry!" Carrie said. "I love your blue jeans by the way!"

Hope couldn't help but laugh, "It's alright Carrie. And no thank you Mangle."

"So," Mike said quietly, "While you're here…"

"Spit it out Honey, she isn't gonna guess." Mangle said urging her girlfriend to speak up.

"Well, I was just wondering… Toni said you aren't full out lesbian, you're bi. So I was curious, what's up with you and Goldie?" He looked nervous as he asked Hope about her relations with the chef.

"I. Uh. Well. He-he's nice. Um. Yeah, He is, uh, he's pretty cool." Hope said with a stutter and blushing bright red.

"Ah girls. That's code for, 'Damn he is a sexy motherfucker and I love him.'" Toni said with a smirk. Hope's cheeks grew even brighter and she didn't know what to say. In a wild effort to get the attention away from her she blurted out,

"Well Frank is fucking Mark and Mark's the bottom! They do it in the Prize Corner like it's their fucking job!"

Everyone looked at her, jaws dropped.

"Frank and Mark!?" Carrie shrieked. "That is totally not true! Frankie is straight!" And with that all attention shifted to Carrie.

"Sweetie," Mangle said kind of shocked, "If you think Frankie is straight then I've got some bad news for you. "

"Frankie and badass Mark from the prize corner though…." Mike said in a confused tone.

"Back way the hell up," Toni shouted, "Frank isn't the bottom!? He has a lot to explain tomorrow." Toni's straightforward approach quieted the shocked group.

"This is worse then when we discussed Foxy's manwhore behaviors." Mangle said calmly.

"Foxy is a manwhore?" Hope asked, curious to see if the alliance agreed with Goldie

"Big time." Mike said loudly with an irritated expression. "He has attempted to get each of us in bed, more than once. Then there was that thing with BB. Boy, did we have a chat about that. Creepy much? The kid is 15, no way in hell should Foxy be going after him. Then there was that orgy with the waitresses and those few times with the waiters. Not all of them i mean, but like probably 10 out of 15 waitresses were involved? And about three or four of the waiters were involved with Foxy some time or another. There were rumors he was actually with Mark currently, but I guess not now. I know for a fact though him and Chica are a thing. Poor girl." Hope could tell Mike definitely did not like Foxy, and at this point, she didn't like him very much either.

"He is such an ass when it comes to relationships," Mangle said angrily, "But I can't fire him because he's the boss' kid or relative or something."

"Huff, I hate him! Oh did I tell you guys though? I came up with a new sex move based of Foxy. It's called the 'A Bam and Abandon.'" Carrie said with an angry laugh.

"Oh!" Toni's eyes lit up a bit, "That reminds me. When me and Carrie were experimenting the other day we found this super awesome position! I should totally show you guys, Mike, Mangle, you two would love it!"

And with that, Hope stood up, "I, uh, have to go." And dashed out the door thinking,

Lesbians are amazing, but so very, very weird.

Props to whoever catches the references!