Chronicles of Christian
Global warming.
Everywhere we go global warming is in our face. Propaganda everywhere telling us to cut down on carbon emissions, recycle this, don't do that. We can't escape it. We believe it's in our dreams that we can escape the flea that is global warming.
So when I had a dream about global warming, you can understand that I was rather ticked off.
Except...
A big auditorium in some fancy cathedral in Washington D.C [do they have cathedrals in Washington? Cathedrals are purty]. It is Summerslam tonight.
Enter Jay.
In a fancy suit [nice].
With Adam next to him. [wahey buy one get one free- I like these dreams.]
My brain is skipping with glee at the delight of having so much pretty in one dream.
Jay steps up to a microphone and begins to speak...
"We all know global warming is a big issue today,"
Dear God subliminal messaging is affecting my dreams. CURSE YOU T.V.
So I'm in the audience of this long long long speech by Jay about how humans have caused global warming and we should all turn off our cars and stop driving lights and start buying local food and stop eating energy-efficient lightbulbs blah blah blah blah blah.
After what feels like an age listening to Jay drone on about global warming [at least he was in it and talking though- could have been Mick Foley. Excuse me while I glare at my subconscious], Jay turns to Adam [who looks ready to kill with boredom] and says...
"Adam, won't you tell these people what you think of global warming?"
To which Adam replies [while wearing an oh-so-stylish death glare]...
"Jay. Shut the fuck up."
And the dream ends :]
A/N: It may sound like I'm sick of global warming and don't care about it. I do care about the environment. I just don't like global warming propaganda being stuffed in my fave everywhere I turn by hypocritical parasites who have massive gas-guzzling cars and big houses uses tons of electricity, or by those whose electrical appliances and cars run on their own smugness instead of fossil fuels.
...yeah.