I do not own Harry Potter. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

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"You are going to have to follow my every direction in class," Severus said. I patted his shoulder and jumped off his back when we were off the stairs.

"I know that Sev. Trust me, I do not want to turn into some purple flying frog that sings opera in one of your classes one day," I said and he just gave me a confused look. Lexi sighed and pulled me away and told him that I spout out stuff like that all the time, which I do.

"Wait a second, if we are going to be living here then we need clothes," Lexi said and I looked down at my own attire.

"I second that motion, let's go shopping Severus," I said to Lexi and then smiled at Severus. Severus groaned and I laughed and grabbed his arm. Lexi laughed and grabbed his other arm. We dragged him out of the school and out of the gate. He sighed before apparating to London.

"Wait we don't have any money," I said dumbly with a sad look.

Severus sighed again and said, "I'll buy what you need, but you'll have to pay me back somehow."

"Thank you so much Sev," I said and hugged Severus. "Alright, first shop is going to be Victoria's secret," I said and Lexi blushed.

"No Tiffani," she said and I just looked at her.

"We need some stuff from there. You know we do," I said before grabbing Severus's hand and then grabbing Lexi's hand. "Let's go you two," I said and we headed over to the nearest Victoria Secrets.

Lexi sighed and went off to her favorite section and I went over to the lacy underwear and bras. Severus followed me and I just laughed at his slightly blushing face. "Come on Sev, it's a store like any other," I said as I looked for my size of underwear.

Sev held up some lacy thongs and mumbled about them being slingshots for children instead of underwear. He turned to me and asked, "I just want to know one thing. Who is Victoria and why is everything she wears on display for everyone to see? Not much of a secret if you ask me."

I looked at him dumbfounded for a moment before laughing. I saw him frown as he placed down the underwear and I hugged him while laughing. "It's ok Sev. It's ok. Victoria is just part of the name of the store and it's not really a secret. It's just a sexy name for the store, that's all," I said while letting go of Severus and patting his chest.

"Weird muggle store," Sev muttered before I walked away from him and grabbed some bras, a set of warm pajamas and cool pajamas, some underwear, and some sexy pieces that shall not be described. I met Lexi and Sev up at the register and Sev paid.

He seemed very relieved when we left the store. Lexi took us to the next shop, which had a lot of different clothes. Lexi and I grabbed a ton of stuff that we would need. Sev paid and then we headed to Diagon Alley. All of bags were shrunken so we could put them in our pockets.

Lexi and I were amazed by a ton of the stuff we saw at Diagon Alley. I was in the pet store when Sev and Lexi found me. "Tiffani, come on let's go I'm hungry," Lexi said and I heard her stomach growl. My stomach growled too, but I was very entranced by the snake I was looking at. It was gold with black diamonds on its back and head.

"It's beautiful," I said as I smiled at the snake.

"Thank you," the snake said and I gasped and jumped back.

"Oh my god, did I just speak to a snake?" I squeaked out.

I looked over at Lexi and Sev in shock and they nodded. "You speak Parseltongue," Sev said and I looked back at the snake and smiled.

"I wish I could have you as a pet for my birthday," I said to the snake. The snake slithered close to the glass.

"You do seem interesting, snake mistress," the snake said.

"Lexi, will you get me this snake for my birthday?" I asked my best friend with a pleading look.

Lexi looked at me like I was stupid. "I don't have any money," she said.

"Oh right, dang, well I'm sure I'll get a snake one of these days for a gift. Alright Sev, we should go back and get some food. I keep hearing your stomach growl. I fear you're going to eat me," I said and laughed at Severus's expression.

Sev just gave a small chuckle before grabbing Lexi and I again. I waved goodbye to the gold snake.

My eyes widened when we arrived at Grimmauld Place and the wonderful smell of food came to my senses. "Mrs. Weasley you make me happy," I yelled as I ran into the kitchen with a hungry look on my face. I smiled when I saw the food on the table. Three seats were empty and I quickly took a seat. However I blushed when a very loud noise erupted from underneath me.

I quickly stood up and removed the cushion from my seat. I laughed when I saw a whoopee cushion in the chair. I looked over at the twins and said, "Is that the best you got?"

They smirked at my challenge and I winked at them. "I know you guys can do much better than that. However if you cut my hair than I'm kicking your butt and I have full right to torture you," I said with a nod.

Lexi was happily flirting with Bill and he was very happily flirting back. I could tell that he was holding back a bit and I was going to have a talk with him about that later.

The twins just smirked at me again before going silent and eating. I was a little disappointed that they went quiet, but I'm sure their minds are formulating some way to truly get me. "Oh let them think all they want. They can bring it. I'm not afraid of anything," I thought and smirked.

I smiled at I went to eating the delicious meal that Mrs. Weasley made. I finished quickly, but I stayed at the table. When Bill finished eating, I stood up and dragged him out of his chair and out of the room. He's taller than me and bigger, but I got him out that room.

"We need to talk," I said as I dragged him upstairs and into a bedroom. I shoved him onto the bed and then locked the bedroom door and stood in front of the door with my arms crossed.

"About what?" Bill asked confused.

"About you and Lexi," I said and I leaned against the door. "I'm happy you two are flirting more and all of that, but I see resistance in your eyes. Why are you holding yourself back from her?" I asked.

"Our age is too far apart," Bill said sadly. I sighed and hit him on top of his head, not too hard, but hard enough to get him out of his melodrama mood.

"That doesn't matter to her. If it mattered then she would not have even flirted with you. I know my best friend and I know that she likes you. She likes you more than any other guy I've ever seen her flirt with. Quit being a big dummy and open up to Lexi more. She won't reject you because you're older, so let her get to know you, all of you Bill," I said seriously with a smile on my face.

Bill sighed and then smiled at me as he stood up. He pulled me into a hug and my eyes widened. "Rape," I yelled playfully and got out of his arms. He looked at me shocked and I just laughed. "Just kidding," I said and then hugged him before I stepped away from him.

Loud banging sounded on the door and I heard the twins yelling at the door. My eyes were wide in surprise.