Here you go! You got a lil action in this one. Its not v. good, and I'm sorry it took so long, but my mouse broke.

Peace out.

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Deidara sat with his head in his hands not wanting to look up. He felt so stupid, so wrong. He had kissed a guy, and one that had kidnapped him at that! He had just proved what his father had always told him. He was an idiot. He heard the door open, but didn't look up. That exhilarating smell he carried spelled it out perfectly. It was like a mix of mint and for some odd reason rose. The thought of Itachi using rose perfume would have been funny to him had he not felt so damn stupid. A hand landed gently on his back, making him look round, eyes watering slightly. "Deidara?" Itachi asked, looking genuinely concerned about him. This was something Deidara wasn't used to. No one had ever really, genuinely cared for him before.

"What, un?" He asked, turning away.

"What's wrong?" Deidara bit his lip for a second, but then broke down. He pushed his head into his hands again, tears leaking out.

"I'm so stupid, un." He mumbled, shaking his head. He gasped when Itachi pulled him into a tight, possessive hug.

"No you're not." He said, running fingers through the long blonde hair.

"I am, un. Everyone always says so." He mumbled turning so he could rest his head on Itachi's shoulder. Itachi pulled him to sit in his lap, never giving up the possessive grip he held on him.

"What everyone else says doesn't matter anymore." He assured the blonde, kissing the top of his head lightly. Deidara took a sharp breath. He felt so undeniably safe in the mans arms he couldn't bring himself to follow his instinct and push the man off. They sat like that for a while, content just to sit there, but a shout made Itachi sigh. "I have to go." He sighed, going to stand, but Deidara yelped.

"No!" He gasped, holding tightly to him. He didn't want him to go. He couldn't let Itachi leave. Itachi made him feel so safe, something he had never felt before. "Don't go, un." He begged, fisting his hands in the black shirt he wore. He heard Itachi chuckle.

"I have to, but wait here, I'll be back in a moment." Itachi stood, trying to pull away from the blonde. "I won't be any more than five minutes." He assured him, leaning down to kiss him gently. Deidara's hands grudgingly released him, allowing the man to leave the room, locking the door behind him. Deidara again sat with his head in his hands, looking despairingly at the floor. God, he really felt stupid now.

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Itachi reopened the door. The yell had come from the microwave exploding when Kisame and Hidan had been trying to cook dinner. Maybe he shoulsnt have left them on their own for so long. Deidara was curled in a ball on the bed, reading an old magazine. He smirked. Well when needs must he supposed anything would do. He shut and relocked the door, walking over and sitting next to him. Deidara blushed and sat up, closing the magazine. "Interesting?" He asked with a smirk.

"Not really, you just didn't give me much else to do, un." Itachi moved closer, making Deidara blush and lean back slightly.

"I think I might be able to find something we can do."

"Uh, Itachi, wait." He put a hand on Itachi's shoulder, aiming to push him back, but Itachi was too fast. He grabbed the hand, pushing Deidara down onto the bed and climbing on top of him. "Itachi, what are you doing, un?" Deidara gasped as he was held down.

"I thought that would have been obvious." Itachi cooed, moving his mouth down to nuzzle at his neck.

"W. shouldn't, un!"

"Why not?"

"We…it's not right!"

"You didn't have any complaints before." Itachi smirked, starting to suck and nibble over his pulse.

"Oh god." Deidara gasped, as Itachi's hand slid up his shirt, starting to play with one of his nipples. Itachi smirked into the teens neck. He was so easy to break.

"You like that huh?" He breathed, moving up the blondes ear. Of course Itachi could tell the blonde liked it. He could feel the his erection through his trousers. For a second Itachi considered just taking the boy right then and there, but decided against it. He didn't was to rush the blonde. His hand slid down and his fingers brushed against the sensitive skin. Deidara groaned, arching his back slightly. "Do you want more?"

"God yes." Deidara moaned, hands gripping round the back of Itachi's head. Itachi smirked, flicking the button of the trousers open. Deidara lifted his hips to let the man slide his trousers and boxers down. Itachi smirked at the proudly standing erection, wrapping his hand around the shaft and slowly drawing up. "Uhg." Deidara moaned, arching up. "Stop teasing, un." He breathed.

"What was that?" He murmured into the blondes ear. "I can't hear you."

"More Itachi!" He gasped. "I want more!" Itachi smirked wider, speeding his movements up. He delighted in the moans he elicited from the blonde. The blonde wouldn't last long. It was probably a good thing he had chosen to wait before sex. He wanted Deidara to last longer for his first time. "Oh god, Itachi!" Deidara yelled, arching up and gripping onto him as he came into Itachi's had. The Uchiha smirked, watching the blonde fall back onto the bed, sweating and panting. He would need to go to the bathroom and finish himself off soon. He stood, intending to do just that, but Deidara pulled him back down.

"Deidara, unless you want to help me, I'm afraid I need to go." He smirked, but Deidara's face was deadly serious as he pushed Itachi down, shakily undoing the button of Itachi's jeans and pulling them down. He was hugely glad he had decided to negate underwear that day. Deidara was blushing as he leant down. Itachi's eyes widened slightly as he realised what the blonde was doing. The warm wetness surrounded him, making him groan and grip the sheets. Deidara began licking and sucking Itachi's huge member (lets face it, he has one).

Itachi, unlike Deidara, didn't make a lot of noise, just panted heavily as the blonde bobbed up and down. Itachi fisted a hand in the long blonde locks, making him move faster and faster as he reached his climax. "Urg, Deidara!" He grunted, coming into his blondes mouth. He watched with heavy lidded eyes as Deidara drank him all up.

Dirty little bitch.

He smirked, pulling the blonde up to him and holding him close. "My my Deidara, you seem to be rather skilled at that." The blonde blushed, leaning his forehead on Itachi's shoulder. He smirked, pulling the covers over them and kissed him lightly, tasting himself on the blondes lips. They fell asleep like that, Deidara cuddled into Itachi's protective embrace. The best position for them.


Okay, options.

1) Smex in the next chap!

2) More sweetness!

3) Making the ransom call!