I do not own Harry Potter. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

Story start

Lexi and I walked to our room and I fell down happily on the bed. "I'm so sleepy," I mumbled as I collapsed on the bed. I was too lazy to get up and get my pajamas, so I took off my clothes except my underwear and threw them in the dirty laundry basket.

"Tiffani get up and put on some pajamas," Lexi said before going in the bathroom to change clothes.

"Oh bite me," I mumbled before falling asleep.

The weekend was tomorrow and it was going to be a day of exploring the castle and maybe driving a certain evil pink toad woman insane. Lexi entered the bedroom again and just laughed a bit before falling asleep.

The next morning, I woke up late at about lunch. Lexi was still asleep when I got up and took a shower. When I was done with my shower, Lexi was awake. She mumbled a good morning to me before heading into the shower. "Good morning," I yelled to her as I threw off my towel and put on some underwear. I pulled open the closet and pulled a black t-shirt with a bunny with blue wings on it. I slipped on some soffe shorts. I put on some socks and then put on my tennis shoes.

Lexi stepped out of the room and I told her that I would wait on her outside the room. I was going to do some stretches and there was more room in the hallway. I smiled as I entered the hallway and stretched my arms above my head. I stretched my chin down to my knees and then stretched with each leg. I stretched out my arms and then used the wall to stretch my legs up to my shoulder.

"Sexy," I heard someone call. I looked over with my left leg stretched up to my body. I laughed when I saw Fred and George standing at the top of the stairs. I put down my leg and ran over to the two of them.

"Good morning," I said and hugged the two of them.

"Get a room," Lexi yelled sleepily as she stepped out of room.

"I have one right there, you two want to go?" I asked teasingly.

"Don't you three dare," Lexi yelled and pulled me away from the twins. I let out a sad whine and then hugged Lexi.

"Can we go get a room?" I asked her in a sexy voice. Lexi looked at me like I was retarded and I felt myself being pulled out of Lexi's arms by two pairs of arms.

"Our girlfriend," the twins said and clawed at Lexi playfully.

Lexi rolled her eyes and mumbled, "It's too early for this." We all laughed before heading down for lunch. I slid down the banister of the last set of stairs and ran into the great hall.

"Ah evil pink toady moon, it burns," I yelled as I saw Umbridge bending over to pick up something. Her big evil butt was facing all of the children. I saw many kids flinching or crying in fear. I glared and grabbed a fork from a nearby table. The kid looked at me funny, but I just winked at him.

The twins gave me a confused glance as they went over to their table. "Don't you dare," Lexi whispered as she stood behind me at a small distance.

"The evil butt must die," I whispered before throwing the fork. I smirked victoriously as the fork hit the target, right in the center of Umbridge's right butt cheek.

"Ahhh," She yelled in pain and I quickly did a ninja roll behind a table. I was out of sight as I heard Umbridge say a few choice words before pulling out the fork. I smiled as I hid behind some people's legs when Umbridge walked by and left the great hall.

"Score for Tiffani," I yelled as I jumped up and ran over to the staff table. I hugged Severus and he sighed before giving me a pat on the shoulder. I frowned at him when he did not hug me in return. "You owe me a hug later," I whispered in his ear before seeing him nod. I smiled and then ran over to my laughing boyfriends.

Hermione looked like she was about to lay an egg. Ron was laughing with the twins and Harry was just staring at me. Lexi was hiding her laughter behind her hand. I pulled her hand away and her laughter rang out across the room.

"Crazy woman," I heard someone say from across the room. I jumped out of my seat after grabbing a chicken wing. I ate the chicken as I walked to where I heard the voice come from. I smiled when I saw a head of platinum blonde hair and steely grey eyes.

"So you think I'm crazy?" I questioned as I sat on the table in front of Draco.

Draco was at a loss for words before nodding his head. I laughed and placed the chicken bone on his nose. He balanced a moment in surprise before glaring and throwing the chicken bone towards me.

"That wasn't very nice," I said as I dodged the chicken bone and jumped off the table. I ruffled Draco's hair before smirking down at his seated form. "You need a stuffed animal or something to cuddle with so you'll get rid of all that pent up aggression," I said as I pushed my glasses up onto my face more. They had slid down my nose when I dodged the lethal chicken bone of doom.

Draco growled at me and pulled his wand out of his robes. I glared when he pointed it at me. "Alright forget the stuffed animal; you just need a good punching bag. What do you think you're going to do with that wand?" I said as I crossed my arms across my chest.

Draco glared at me and muttered a spell. I dived and hit the floor. I frowned when I felt a slight tickle on my skin. I was not fast enough to evade the spell. I slowly stood up from my dive. My body felt all warm and I looked over at Severus confused. I looked back at Draco and I heard him gasp.

"Red eyes," a girl whispered and I quickly grabbed a goblet and looked at my reflection. My eyes were indeed red, my hair was longer, and it was in smooth waves that reminded me of a mermaid.

"What in the world? I look like I just came from an Herbal Essences Shampoo commercial," I said as I put down the goblet.

"Tiffani, come here," Dumbledore called to me gently. I frowned as I felt my fingertips burning and my mouth hurt. I let out a small whimper when I felt my body burning. I looked down at my arm and saw little black and gold designs of diamonds and swirls forming on my wrists and the top of my hands.

"What's going on?" I whispered before I collapsed to my knees. My body was shaking like a leaf in a storm as my friends ran to my sides. Dumbledore approached me as I closed my eyes and held my head as a sharp pain raced through my mind.

"Who dares to connect to my thoughts without my permission?" a male serpent like voice yelled angrily into my mind.

"Shut up, I didn't do it on purpose. Why the hell can you talk with me in my mind?" I yelled back in my thoughts as I tried to stop my shaking.

"Wait, you are different, I can sense something different about you. You're a snake goddess. You're attached to all snakes and people that are connected with snakes," the male voice said.

"Well I'm not attached to everyone who can speak Parseltongue," I stated annoyed at how high and mighty the voice in my head talking to me sounded. I should throw him and lock him in a room of freshly painted walls. He will definitely be high and stupid then.

"That's true, but you are attached to all of the relatives of Salazar Slytherin and the serpents of this world," the voice said.

"Hang on a second; does your first name start with a T and your last name start with a R?" I questioned trying to figure out if my assumption on who I was speaking to is correct or not.

"Snake goddess, my name is Lord Voldemort," the male voice said and at that moment, despite the pain, I busted out laughing and smacking my fist on the floor. Everyone around me looked at me as if I was insane.