Guys, seriously, I had to put the ransom in here, cause we can't just have a story of sex. Okay, rant gone. To apologise for going against your choice, I added smex in this one:P

Peace out.

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Inoichi sat at his desk, listening to the suggestions from the men around him. He honestly couldn't care less about the boy. What he did care about was his reputation. He needed to make some show of worry and search for the press. That was why these men were here. They would know how to get his sona fix of the press and still keep him away long enough for Inoichi to milk it. The phone on his desk began to ring. He held up a hand to stop the men talking and picked it up. "Hello?"

"Governor Yamanaka, good evening." An unfamiliar voice said.

"Who is this?"

"My name is not important. What is important is the fact I know where your son is." Inoichi's finger leapt for speaker phone, and the dark voice filled the room. "The fact is Governor, I can cause a lot of hassle for you, hassle in the form of me now having total control over the boy."

"Where is my son?" The man chuckled darkly.

"Say hello Deidara." The voice spoke so sinisterly Inoichi felt himself shiver, but the next voice made him shudder violently.

"D.d.?" Deidara's voice stuttered.

"Deidara?" He sounded so scared it almost made him feel sorry for him.

"Dad, please, get me out of here!" He begged.

"Have they told you what they want in return for letting you go?" No words of comfort. No caring comment to reassure him. Just a simple instruction. His son wasn't important enough to him to warrant anything else.

"They say you have to resign, un." Inoichi sighed. He was afraid of that.

"Sadly I cannot."

"What?! Dad, no! Please, un!"

"I'm sorry Deidara. Put me back to the other man."

"No! Dad!"

"I said hand me back." He heard the phone change hands.

"I must say Governor Yamanaka that was harsh, even by my standards." The voice chuckled. "Poor little Deidara is crying down here."

"I will not leave office just for him."

"I must remind you Governor Yamanaka, your sons life rests on this decision. I will give you one week to reconsider. Beyond that, consider your son dead." The line went dead, and Inoichi looked round at the men staring at him. He ignored them, just as he had his son.

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Deidara stood, perfectly aware he was being watched by the others. They had finally let him out of his room, but he had to have someone with him all the time. Guess who they picked to get that job. Said guard stood, trying to grab his arm as he walked out of the room, but Deidara pulled away, breaking into and run. He sprinted from the living room, into the hall and began taking the stairs two at a time.

"Dei!" He heard Itachi call after him, but he ignored the call, slamming the door of his room. He felt so…betrayed. To refuse to save him, just like that? It was unbelievable. Pein had said they would kill him! Tears pricked in his ocean blue eyes as he flopped onto the bed. Was he really that worthless? Could he really mean so little to the world that his own father didn't care enough to save him? The tears began falling thick and fast, and Deidara resigned himself to them being unstoppable. He was clearly worthless.

Why should he bother to stop them?

oxoxoxoxo

Itachi glanced round at the stunned group behind him, wincing when he heard the door slam shut upstairs. "What a fucking cunt." Hidan finally breathed out. "I vote we fucking kill him."

"Poor brat." Kisame sighed, looking up at the ceiling.

"You understand my reasons for removing him from office now?" Pein sighed. "If he will betray his own son as such, he will do the same to his state. The state we run most of."

"Yeah." Kisame nodded.

"But how are we meant to get him out if he doesn't care about his own son?" Itachi asked, not taking his eyes off the stairs. Pein smirked.

"That little conversation we had?" They all nodded. "It is recorded, ready to be released to the press along with whatever information I can gather from Deidara. If I cannot force him to step down through threats, I will have to force him out through enough bad press." Kisame grinned.

"Awesome!" Kisame said, standing. "Itachi, you gonna go talk to the brat or should I?"

"I'll go deal with him." Itachi sighed, starting up the stairs. He stopped outside the door to the room he had started staying in every night. He paused, listening to the small noises from inside. It sounded like crying. He sighed. His poor Deidara. Opening the door Itachi stopped again. Deidara was laying on his back eyes fixated on the ceiling, tears streaming down his face and mixing with his blonde hair. It had pooled around him like a halo. "Dei?" He didn't look round. Itachi sighed, walking over and sitting next to the teen. He gently ran his fingers through the golden locks, watching the reaction. "Baby?" Deidara shook his head, sitting up.

"Why am I so worthless?" He asked, voice shaking.

"You aren't worthless." Itachi growled, pulling Deidara to him. The blonde refused to meet his eyes, looking at the floor. "Look at me Deidara." He didn't. "I said, look at me." Itachi pulled his face round to look at his. "The opinion of one person does not matter."

"My own father doesn't care, un. Why should anyone else?" Deidara said, voice cracking as more tears flowed down his pale skin. Itachi let out a small growl, leaning forwards to gently kiss at the tear tracks. He would kill that man for making his Deidara cry.

"We care." He punctuated his words with a kiss. "Because." Another kiss landed on the blondes cheek. "I love you." Deidara's eyes had fluttered closed under the attention.

"Love, un?" Deidara breathed, not opening his eyes lest he break the spell.

"Yes baby." Itachi breathed, kissing each of his eyes. "I love you." Deidara gasped, letting Itachi push him back down onto the bed.

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Deidara wrapped his arms around Itachi's neck, pulling him closer. Itachi loved him. Someone loved him! He could hardly believe it. But the mouth now attacking his neck confirmed it. Deidara couldn't help but groan as the man began sucking just above his pulse. "Itachi." He moaned, loving the attention. Itachi's hands began sliding up beneath his shirt, rubbing and caressing his nipples. Itachi, apparently satisfied with the love bite now inflicted on the blondes neck, moved up to capture the parted lips in a heated kiss.

Tongues battled, ending inevitably in Itachi exploring Deidara's mouth thoroughly. The blonde felt himself get hard under the touch, thrusting up to create a delicious feeling of friction between them both. Itachi moaned into his mouth as their erections brushed. "Itachi." Deidara panted. "I want you, un."

"What?" Itachi asked, looking down at him in shock. "Are you sure?" The thing was, Deidara was sure. He had never been more sure of anything in his entire life. He loved Itachi, and wanted Itachi to have all of him, if that's what he wanted.

"Yes." He breathed. Itachi nodded, not one to argue with an offer of sex, starting to move his hands lower.

"It will hurt." He warned, leaning down to kiss his cheeks again. Deidara nodded. He had been told by one of his friends, who was gay, how much it hurt.

"I know, un. I don't care." Itachi nodded, skilfully undoing the blondes trousers and pulling them off in one swift movement. Deidara grunted slightly as something slipped inside him. It didn't hurt, it just felt uncomfortable. Itachi began moving his heart back and forth, sliding his finger in and out. Deidara suddenly realised they were both totally naked. When had that happened? Itachi was very, very skilled at that. All thoughts of their lack of clothes were cut short by another finger sliding into him.

It ached slightly, but Itachi leant down, nibbling at one nipple. His lover began scissoring his fingers, stretching Deidara's entrance. The tip of one finger brushed on a certain point inside him that made him arch and moan. Itachi smirked down at his panting form.

"Did you like that baby?" He teased, repeating the movement and earning the same response as before. "Let me hear you Dei."

"Yes, un." Deidara panted. "Oh god yes Itachi." Itachi began moving his hand again, relentlessly molesting the certain spot inside the blonde that made him moan. Deidara let out a grunt of protest when Itachi slid his fingers out. The feeling of emptiness was quickly lost when something much larger was pushed into him. The blonde whined in pain, pressing his forehead into Itachi's shoulder.

"Hush now." Itachi soothed, keeping his bottom half as still as possible while gently kissing the top of Deidara's head. "It's alright baby." The pain slowly began to ebb away, leaving Deidara feeling pleasantly filled. He wiggled, showing the man on top of him he was ready. Itachi got the signal, starting to slowly pull out and slide back in, changing position each time, apparently searching. His search ended when Deidara let out a loud moan, arching up when the tip of Itachi's cock brushed against the point in him that brought more pleasure than should be legal.

"Faster." Deidara panted, gripping onto Itachi's back. Itachi smirked, pulling out and slamming back in, hitting the spot dead on. He reached down, hand wrapping round Deidara's neglected member and pumping in time with their fast pace. Itachi was grunting and groaning with each thrust, and Deidara was moaning loudly. They could hardly be going unnoticed, but Deidara didn't care at all. "Oh god, Itachi!" Deidara was so close, legs now wrapped around Itachi's waist. He met each thrust, starting to see stars as Itachi's groans grew louder. "God Itachi…I'm so close!" He gasped, nails digging into the smooth skin of Itachi's back.

"I know baby, I know." Itachi grunted, leaning down to talk in his ear. "Come for me Dei." Deidara didn't need any encouragement. He arched to a supposedly inhuman angle, crying out and releasing over Itachi's hand and their stomachs. Itachi groaned as Deidara's muscles contracted around him, coming into Deidara after a few more thrusts.

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Itachi collapsed forwards on top of the blonde, panting heavily. His mind was totally blank for a few moments, until he gathered the strength and willpower to roll off his Deidara and pull him onto his chest. Deidara nuzzled into his chest, hair splaying over Itachi's chest.

Itachi watched as he quickly fell asleep, breathing growing calm and deep. Itachi cocked his head to the side, studying his blonde carefully. He was surprised the Deidara had decided he was ready. He had wanted to wait until the blonde was a little older before he took him. He didn't mind of course, but still. Itachi knew he loved the blonde, and decided he would never let him go. It didn't matter if Yamanaka paid up.

He would still keep Deidara here with him, where he belonged.

He looked up when the door open, smirking when he saw Kisame. Kisame pointed to Deidara, mouthing something that Itachi understood without getting the words. He nodded back, and Kisame had to stifle a laugh, turning and closing the door behind him. Itachi fell asleep, listening to the shouted laughs from below. Let them laugh. He had all he needed right there.

Okay, what happens next? Only one choice per person loves, sorry:(

1) Inoichi pays the ransom! - Saving his face by saving his son!

2) Inoichi refuses the ransom! - The tape is released! Press vs Politics!

3) Inoichi refuses the ransom! - The tape is released! Hit men and a cross country race to get themselves and Deidara out of the country!