I do not own Harry Potter. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

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I was taken to the hospital wing and placed in a comfy bed. "Has she truly lost her mind?" Lexi asked Madame Pomfrey.

"You wish, but no, I've not lost my mind, my mind just got crazier and more fun," I yelled out to Lexi as I sat up in the bed.

"Oh god she lives," Lexi said with a fake groan and I frowned even though I knew it was fake. Lexi sighed and pulled me into a hug. However, Madame Pomfrey quickly separated the two of us.

"My Lexi Lexi," I yelled like a two year old and Madame Pomfrey glared at me as she ushered Lexi out of the room.

"Undress," Madame Pomfrey ordered and I laughed.

"Oh you want to see my sexy body do you? You're a naughty nurse," I teased and Madame Pomfrey smacked me with her clipboard.

"Son of a flying frog that hurt," I yelled and quickly ran behind a curtain and undressed. I decided to look in the mirror in the curtain area before stepping out. I gasped when I saw the little gold and black diamonds and swirls on my wrists, the sides of my neck, and on my ankles.

"Hey I like it, nice coloring and oh my god my eyes are still blood red, that's weird," I said as I looked at my face in the mirror. My longer hair looked cool and I was doing silly things with it before Madame Pomfrey yelled for me to come out.

I quickly grabbed a towel and wrapped it around my torso so it would cover everything. The markings were in plain sight so I have no idea why Madame Pomfrey was glaring at me for not listening totally to her demand. My eyes widened when I saw Severus, Dumbledore, and McGonagall in the room.

"You were going to have me walk out naked in front of Dumblybear, Sev, and Professor McGonagall, that's so wrong Madame P," I said as I held the towel around me.

"Madame P," McGonagall and Madame Pomfrey whispered and I laughed and ran over to Severus. I gave him a side hug before standing before Dumbledore.

"Am I in trouble?" I asked with a pout.

"No, but I would like to know if you are what I believe you to be. I have read legends about in every thousands of years there is a girl that is blessed with the power of the snake goddess and therefore becomes the snake goddess. Tiffani, are you the snake goddess?" Dumbledore asked.

"Hmmm yes, congratulations on guessing correctly, you get a brand new shiny sports car with a dolphin on the hood, yay," I said happily before sitting on the bed.

"Goddess," Voldemort's voice said in my mind. I jumped a little bit and then gave a small laugh at Severus's and Dumblybear's questioning looks.

"I saw a bug," I said and pointed in some random direction, which happened to be at the window.

"Hey Voldy Woldy, what's up?" I said in my mind back to Voldemort.

"Voldy Woldy, use my name if you don't mind," Voldemort said trying to stay calm, but failing.

I laughed silently in my head and said, "I'm sorry your majesty, but following rules has never been one of my strong points. So how is your day?"

"Killed a few sniveling muggles, plotted some evil things against some people I hate, tortured a few of my followers, the usual," Voldemort said nonchalantly.

"Bad boy, very bad boy," I said in my mind and frowning at Voldemort. "Not all muggles are sniveling creatures. I must say that planning evil things and torturing people is fun though," I said with a nod.

Voldemort sighed and then he let out a laugh. "I think you will be joining me soon snake goddess," Voldemort said, my eyes closed, and I shook my head.

"What do you mean by that? Oh no, do you want us to join at the hip, no I don't want to do that. I refuse, ewe. That's just sounds weird," I said and hugged myself.

Voldemort let out a small growl and I growled back at him. "Ha, ha my growl was cooler," I said in my mind to him. He hissed and then promised me that I would be near him soon. I just rolled my eyes as he broke the connection.

"Loser," I muttered before jumping in surprise when loud banging sounded on the door of the hospital wing.

Dumbledore flicked his wand and the doors barged open with the twins running into the room and over to me. They stopped before they reached my side. I felt my cheeks heat up as they stared at me in only a towel. I hugged the towel tighter to me and threw a pillow at their heads.

"I'm not a beautiful portrait or anything so quit staring," I said, as I looked away a little worried what the twins would think of my new markings. I pulled the cover up around me and hid my body up to my neck.

"Beautiful," I heard Fred whisper.

"Very," George added and I heard Severus give a cough.

"I think we should let Tiffani get dressed in privacy. The questions we wanted to ask have been asked and there is no need for her to sit in the nude around all of us," Severus said and I gave him a thankful look.

I'm not ready to be this bare around George and Fred at the moment. "I'll talk to you two later," I said to George and Fred as they walked out of the room, well they were more like pushed out of the room by Severus. I laughed and shooed every else except Madame Pomfrey out of the room.

I ran behind the curtain and slipped on my clothes before looking at my now permanent red eyes. "I miss my hazel eyes," I said and then I frowned when I noticed my glasses were off. "Wait a second, I've had my glasses off this whole time and I'm seeing perfectly now. Weird, yet awesome," I said and yelled the last part before running out of the hospital wing of the school.

Madame Pomfrey yelled at me to come back, but I hate anything with the word hospital in it. They freak me out. I ran outside and smiled as I saw Harry, Hermione, and Ron with their backs to me.

I snickered before running and jumping on Ron's back. I would have jumped on Harry but I did not want to hurt him with my touch again. I squealed in delight when I saw Bill walking onto the Hogwarts campus. Lexi was wearing a cute and casual outfit of jeans with a cute shirt and cute sandals. Her hair was pulled back partially and she was wearing a little bit of makeup that brought out her eyes.

"So cute," I said when Bill and Lexi gave each other a kiss on the cheek before walking through the gates and apparating away from the campus. "Wait a second, she left me. My soul mate is cheating on me, how could she?" I wailed and then my wailing stopped when Ron pushed me off his back.

"That hurt," I said as I stood up and rubbed my butt. I jumped in surprise when I felt two hands on my butt beside my own.

I turned around quickly and glared at the twins. They laughed and ran off as I ran after them. "You two are so in trouble," I yelled as I chased them.

"But we really care for you Tiffani, don't hurt us," Fred yelled as the twins ran ahead of me.

"You do?" I questioned surprised at how truthful he sounded even though he was running away. I paused in my steps as I felt happiness enter my heart as I felt a small tear slide down my cheek.

"Why'd you stop running?" George asked confused as he and Fred stopped running. They slowly walked towards me thinking I was going to attack them until they saw the tear sliding down my cheek.

"You really care about me?" I whispered looking up at them with more unshed tears.

They wore surprised faces before quickly pulling me into a tight and caring hug. "Of course we care for you Tiffani," George whispered as he placed a kiss on my lips.

"We care about you more than we ever thought we could," Fred whispered as he pulled me into a kiss after George.

"Even though I'm some snake lady now?" I whispered as the twins looked at my fangs and my red eyes.

"You're a very sexy snake lady and we love it," Fred and George said at the same time. I laughed and hugged the two guys in my heart before wondering how Lexi's date is going.