Omg. I. Feel. Like. Shit. I have some nasty ass flu thing, and have done since about a day after I last updated. Thats why it took so freaking long! I just couldnt focus. On the plus side I wrote another ItaSaku fic. Its pretty good, so look out for that in the next few weeks once I've checked it. Hope you like this. The last bit is a little weird, but I don't care.
Peace out.
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Deidara blinked awake, squinting into the light. He really should learn to close those damn curtains. Every single bloody morning he woke up to that. There was one good thing though. He felt the body holding onto his shift, the light having apparently woken him as well. He felt himself pulled against the muscled chest. He smiled slightly, leaning his head back against Itachi's shoulder.
"How are you feeling?" Itachi murmured in his ear. He always asked that. Deidara smiled, nodding. He loved that some cared for him. It was such a new feeling for him. "Are you ready for today?" Deidara had to think for a second, but then he remembered what today was. Today was the day Pein was going to contact his father again. The day he found out of this had all just been a cruel trick to make his think he was happy.
"I guess." He mumbled. Itachi moved one of the hands on Deidara's waist up to comb gently through his hair. Deidara let out a low moan. He loved it when he did that.
"Do you think your father will pay?" His voice betrayed his concern.
"No, un." Deidara sighed. "He's a cunt." Itachi laughed, burying his face into Deidara's neck.
"I thought I said not to swear." He chided lightly.
"Blame Hidan, un, I didn't know half the swearwords I do now until I met him." Itachi chuckled again.
"I suppose we should get ready before Pein arrives." Deidara moaned, turning to face Itachi.
"Do we have to, un?" He whined. He was too comfortable to move.
"Yes. Now get up." Deidara shook his head, pulling the covers over the top of him.
"No." Itachi sighed.
"You leave me no choice." He scooped Deidara up, making him yelp and cling on for dear life.
"Hay! Put me down!" Itachi merely smirked, carrying him out of the room into the bathroom.
"I don't think so baby."
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Pein sat, listening to the ringing phone, watching the faces of the men gathered there. "Hello?" A voice asked.
"Governor Yamanaka, good evening."
"You again!" Yamanaka growled. "Have you killed him yet?" Pein noticed Itachi's arm tighten around Deidara's waist.
"I believe I made it clear nothing would be done until I had your final word on the matter."
"So my son is still alive?"
"For now. Now I will give you one more chance Governor Yamanaka. Step down or the boy dies."
"I won't step down for him."
"Why not?" Pein asked, sounding shocked.
"Why should I? He's nothing to me." Deidara pressed his head into Itachi's shoulder.
"Does blood mean nothing to you?"
"Not when my power is threatened." Pein nodded to Deidara, a cue for him to start his part.
"No, let me go!" Deidara cried out, giving his best impression of being terrified. His dad wouldn't know the difference. Hidan stifled a laugh, earning a glare from the blonde.
"Deidara, sadly your father had decided your time is up."
"No!" Deidara yelled, smiling himself now. "Please, I'll do anything!"
"That is something I'll have to consider, but why doesn't your father tell you himself what has happened." He made sure Inoichi heard a phone being passed over.
"Dad, please say he's lying, un!" Deidara begged, taking a hugely dramatic pose. Hidan had to leave the room to stop himself from laughing.
"I'm afraid it is."
"Why?" He asked, voice wavering. "Why do you hate me so much?"
"Because Deidara, you are a disappointment to me. This is how it must be."
"No! Dad! Please, I'll do anything!"
"Too late Deidara."
"No!" Pein smirked, taking the phone back.
"If I do decide to kill him, you'll receive his body soon." Pein said, smirking as Deidara yelled in the back ground. "Goodbye Governor Yamanaka. I hope you made the right choice." He put the phone down, looking at the others.
Deidara took one look at Kisame and burst out laughing. This made Pein smirk. How that kid could be so…happy after his father had pretty much signed his death sentence. Of course he wouldn't kill the boy. He had grown as attached to him as the others had over the past week, and he kept Itachi quiet. Hidan came back in, holding a beer.
"Anyone fucking want one?" He asked, holding it up. "Fish fuck?" The blue haired man nodded. "Emo fuck?" He nodded as well. "Brat fuck?" Deidara nodded, but Pein cut across.
"No he doesn't."
"Ah what?!" Deidara yelped. "Thats so unfair!"
"You're too young." He folded his arms.
"Please, un?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"…please?"
"No Deidara." The blonde flopped back down into Itachi's lap.
"Why not, un?"
"You're too young to be having alcohol."
"Alright mom." Pein smirked at the sulking blonde. He had to agree with that. A very dysfunctional family, but a family none the less.
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Inoichi looked round at the policemen standing around. "Do you have them?" They nodded. He smirked. They had traced that call. "Send it out to the bounty hunters." They nodded again, hurrying out, leaving Inoichi to revel in his genius.
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Itachi lay on his back, looking at the ceiling, running his hand gently through Deidara's long blonde hair. The blonde himself was resting on his chest, half asleep. He loved lying like this. After the initial passion had gone, they had relaxed into a routine. They'd spend their days either wandering around the little town next to the cottage or messing around in the house, and their nights they'd have their fun then fall asleep in the position they were currently in.
It was morning, and both were just waiting for the other to move. Deidara jerked awake when the door was kicked open. Itachi grabbed the blonde, pulling him behind him to take him from the range of the guns now pointing at them. "Who the hell are you?" He growled.
"Itachi Uchiha, you are under arrest for kidnapping, attempted murder and…" He looked at the naked pair. "Sex with a minor." Deidara blushed, holding onto Itachi.
"Where's your proof?" He ground out, pressing back on Deidara. He knew that this would probably get violent, and if it did he wouldn't want his lover to get hurt.
"The kidnapped kid naked behind you." Another of the men smirked. "Yamanaka, get out of the bed and come here." Deidara shook his head.
"No, un." This totally threw the men. A kidnap victim refusing to be rescued?
"He won't hurt you anymore. We can stop him. Just come here."
"No." Itachi looked past them, spotting Kisame and Hidan, both armed. He knew what to do. Grabbing Deidara he forced the blonde onto the floor, hearing shots being fired. He grabbed for the gun hidden under the bed, turning on the men momentarily focused on Kisame and Hidan.
Deidara yelped as he began firing, but he had no time to pay attention to him. A silence fell with the last of the men. "What the hell was all that about, un?" Deidara asked behind him. Itachi turned to look at the teen, who had his back pressed against the wall. Itachi had to pause for a second before he could get his head straight. Grabbing a pair of boxers he threw the sheet to Deidara and stood.
"We need to get out of here." Kisame nodded.
"Get him fucking dressed." Hidan said, nodding to Deidara, who had shakily stood. He looked very pale, and was starting at the bodies on the floor. "We'll meet you outside." Itachi nodded, watching them go before turning to Deidara again.
"Dei?" He held out a hand to try and wake him up. The blonde jumped and backed away. This was made very awkward by the wall behind him. "Calm down baby." He sighed. "I won't hurt you."
"Why'd you kill them, un?" Deidara asked, voice croaky. Itachi sighed, moving forwards and pulling Deidara off the wall.
"They were trying to take you back to your father. I wouldn't let them." Deidara didn't resist much. At least he wasn't freaking out. He was probably in shock. Itachi grabbed clothes from the draws, dressing them both. They had to move fast.
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Deidara felt himself pushed into a car, again. This seemed to be a favourite thing for the three to do. Itachi climbed in after him as Hidan started the car. He could only assume they had already contacted Pein. "Seriously, un, what just happened?"
"Bounty hunters." Kisame growled, not looking back. "They were obviously after you."
"But they spoke to Itachi when they came in."
"It's how they work. Speak to the scariest one in the room first." Deidra fell silent. He had one other question he wanted to ask, but really couldn't bring himself to. He didn't think he'd like the answer. Still it echoed in his head, driving into his memory.
'Did they have to kill them?'
Voting time! Do you want me to:
1) Add in more characters? (Take them to some huge hide out with loads of others, so Itachi get jelous and we can have cameo's by our favs)
2) Go to a new country? (New scenes, sand sibs and a pet cat)
Only two I know, but like I said, I feel like shit and am currently fucked off my face :D