I do not own Harry Potter. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

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Sunday was very dull. I was showed all of the different things in Severus's classroom. He told me all of the things I would be doing to help his classes. I frowned when he did not want me trying to help with any dangerous upper classmen potions. I protested a bit about him not letting me do anything cool, but he just ignored me. Lexi was learning what all she would be doing in the library and with McGonagall.

I let out a big breath of relief when we walked into the great hall for supper. Umbridge gave me a glare and I just ignored the dumb toad woman. She looked a little freaked by my red eyes and that made me smile. "I should parade around the school in my bikini tomorrow and really push her buttons," I thought when I sat down between the twins.

"What's with that smirk, Tiffani?" Fred asked as he gave my cheek a kiss.

"Yes, what is our mischievous girlfriend plotting?" George whispered and gave my neck a small kiss.

I shivered at the feeling and then said, "I was thinking about parading through all of the halls and Snape's class in my bikini so I can piss of Umbridge."

The twins went silent and smirked before saying, "You can't do that."

"Why not?" I asked with a frown at the twins.

"Because we only get to see that," they said together and hugged me. Lexi started laughing and I sighed and ruffled their hair.

"My silly and possessive men," I said and they just hugged me tighter with a few laughs.

Our happy moment was ruined when I felt someone use their magic to separate the twins from my sides. I smelled the aura of the magic and I glared at Umbridge. She just smirked at me and I heard her whisper, "What a filthy whore."

My mouth dropped before I felt two snakes appear in my hands. I smirked down at them. They were two beautiful cobras. "What can we do for you snake goddess?" the snakes hissed.

"Do you see that ugly pink toad up there?" I whispered in Parseltongue. The snakes nodded and I smirked. "Go ruin her afternoon, but don't get killed. I give you permission to bite her if you want to," I whispered in Parseltongue. The snakes let out happy hisses and I saw Harry glaring at me.

"You can't do that. She'll be killed," Harry whispered.

"Oops," I said as I the snakes were already at Umbridge's feet.

"Tiffani, what did you do now?" Lexi asked me in an angry whisper.

"Nothing, nothing at all," I said before giving the twins a kiss on the cheek and storming out of the great hall. I hate being told not to do something that I thought would be amusing. Umbridge would not die from the snakebites. I summoned two cobras that did not have any poison in them anymore. Of course, no one takes the time to ask about that. They only start thinking I'm some crazy killer now that I've become the snake goddess.

I walked outside of the castle and ignored my growling stomach. However, I paused and started laughing when I heard Umbridge screaming in fear. "Oh how I should have stayed and watched that," I thought when I realized that no one had stopped the snakes. Harry was upset I was going to do that to Umbridge, but he obviously did not care that much for her if he let the snakes get her.

"Stupid golden boy," I thought as I sat beside the black lake. A water snake slithered out of the water and up my arm. I smiled at it and enjoyed the silence of the night. However, that silence was broken when someone decided to start talking to me in my mind.

"Voldy Woldy, what do you want now?" I asked in a tired sigh as I lied back on the grass and looked up at the stars.

"Quit calling me that," Voldemort yelled in my head and I flinched at the volume of his yell.

"Well stop acting so flipping high and mighty. It gets on my nerves when people think they are better than everyone else is, so you can do magic, woo hoo, you kill people, yippidy doo da day, and you want to rule the world. You know, people have tried that and failed a lot," I thought back to him annoyed as I wished I could jump to wherever he is and smack him with a frying pan.

Voldemort was silent before grumbling something and saying, "Where are you?"

"I'm on planet Venus where the women are genius," I said and started laughing at the rhyme.

Voldemort hissed before letting out a long sigh. "Something is wrong with you," he said and my laughing stopped. I've had way too many people tell me that. They might say it in different words, but so many people tell me that. Most of the time I just laugh it off and agree, but sometimes I just get tired of being told that.

"So what if I'm weird? If everyone thinks, I'm so weird than they should just stay away from me. I guess everyone just sees me as their clown jester. Whatever, I don't care. I've stopped caring about everyone else's opinion. If I'm weird, than good for me. I enjoy being different," I thought as I let the water snake go back into the water before walking into the forbidden forest.

Voldemort was very quiet before whispering soothingly, "It's alright snake goddess. You're more powerful than you probably know. You shouldn't worry about anyone else. No one can truly accept you for who and how you are, but I can."

"You're wrong," I said in Parseltongue out loud and in my mind to Voldemort. Images of the twins and my best friend flashed through my mind and I smiled a bit. "There are people that care and accept me for who I am. One of them may call me crazy and demented at times, but she still cares. I'm not alone so don't try to give me that whole I care for you and no one else so join my side," I said to Voldemort in my mind.

Voldemort sighed and I heard him grit his teeth again. "I'm Switzerland, I'm neutral," I said to him before breaking the connection and laughing.

I smiled as I easily started running through the dark forest. It felt so good just to run free amongst the darkness. The night air swirled around me and I smiled when I found a tall tree that was perfect for climbing. I quickly started climbing it and rested on a branch close to the top.

"Soul mate," I heard Lexi yell from far away.

"Tiffani," the twins voices carried to my spot in the tree.

"Tiffani, get back here now," Severus yelled angrily over everyone else. I could hear some concern in his angry voice though and it made me smile as a few happy tears slid down my cheeks.

I smiled up at the moon and thanked it for allowing me to have some people who truly cared in this world. I climbed down the tree and started singing a pretty song while running back towards the castle.

"Honey, I'm home," I yelled when I jumped out of the forest.

I was quickly engulfed in a hug from Lexi. Soon the twins hugged me. Severus looked relieved and I gave him a hug when I was free from the others.

"Why did you run off?" Lexi yelled and I saw that there were a few tears on her cheeks. I gasped and quickly hugged her again.

"Well I felt attacked earlier and I didn't like it so I ran out to get some fresh air, but I'm better now. Sorry, I made you worry," I said and then ran back over to the twins.

"We were so worried," they whispered as they hugged me between them.

"I'm sorry," I whispered and they just kept hugging me. I relaxed in their arms and wished that nothing would make me leave this spot.

"I don't know who is doing this, but they are in trouble," I heard Umbridge's voice yell throughout the whole castle. I hid my face in George's chest to smother my laughter.

"You did the snakes?" Fred asked and I nodded not looking up so my laughter could still be muffled.

"Bloody brilliant," George said and I busted out laughing and not able to muffle it anymore. Fred smirked and quickly pulled me into a kiss to muffle my laughter.

"Get a room," Lexi said as she stood by Severus with a sigh. Severus was looking anywhere but at us.

I pulled away from Fred with a smirk and said, "Can we go to our room?" Lexi looked at me like I was a fool and she quickly started heading up to the castle.

"No you can not," she yelled and I laughed before George pulled me into a kiss.

"Hate to ruin this, but get to your own separate rooms, now," Severus said and I laughed. I gave the twins a quick hug before yelling good night and running to my room. Lexi was already there and she sighed when she saw that I was alone. "I love you soul mate," I said happily before stripping out of my clothes and putting on my pajamas.

"Good night," we said at the same time before sleeping.