OMG! A-LEVEL'S R DONE UNTIL SUMMER! Although the fucktards didn't put me into my Law exam, which is not only annoying, but stupid as well. I got to do it neway, but only cause my law teacher was freaking out, lol. Nehoozies, here you go. All you Sasori lovers out there who dunt like this, I have a quick warning though: I hate Sasori. That is why in most ItaDei fics of mine, he will be the bad guy. Kay?

Also, I like my little HidanKakuzu sidestory, so leave it alone.

The basis for this story comes from SyaoranDazzleChic1's idea, which I fell in love with, so even if you had voted for Itachi saving him, I would have used it at some point anyway. Message to SyaoranDazzleChic1: Cheers babe, this is one for you.

Peace out.

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Deidara closed his eyes as he struggled. He had one option left. He snapped his foot up, slamming into the tenderest part of any man. Sasori yelled, letting go of his hands. Deidara took the opportunity to slam his elbow back into his nose and run. He ran for the bathroom, sprinting in and slamming the door. Once he was sure it was locked he looked round. There had to be something.

Then he spotted it.

Itachi's mobile! For once he was glad Itachi was a technophobe and refused to carry it. He grabbed the sleek black device up, going through the contacts until he found a familiar name. He pressed dial.

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Hidan jumped, looking accusingly at his pocket. Kakuzu sighed and rolled off him. "Fucking hell." He swore, taking out, but frowned at the name. "Itachi?" He mumbled. "That fuckhead never carries his phone…that must mean brat…but…" He was worried now. Answering it he was greeted by a panicked voice.

"Oh god, Hidan, you have to help me!"

"Calm the fuck down brat, what the fuck is wrong?"

"It's Sasori! He came into my room, and wsa just reading like I was told to, and he grabbed me and started throwing me around, and he pressed me into a wall, but I got him off and ran into the bathroom, but it think he's still outside and-" Deidara cut himself off with a small shriek. "Oh shit, he's trying to break in!" Hidan could hear thudding in the background. "Hidan you have to help me!"

"Hang on brat, I-" He stopped when there was a loud smash and a scream from Deidara.

"No! Get away from me!" The phone had obviously been knocked from his hand as he heard it clatter away.

"Oh fucking hell." Hidan grabbed his shirt and ran from the room, followed by a very confused Kakuzu. He saw a small crowd outside Itachi's room. "Move you fucktards!" He yelled, running through them. They jumped aside instantly. Hidan could hear Deidara's yells now. He had to hurry. He lifted a foot and slammed it into the door. It creaked and he repeated the action several times until it flew open. He made a beeline for the splintered bathroom door.

Sasori had Deidara on the floor, and was landing powerful punches on the teens face. Hidan grabbed a handful of the red hair, pulling him up and sending him crashing into the bath. Deidara had curled into a ball on the floor, making little sobbing noises. "Brat." Hidan breathed, kneeling and pulling him up to sitting. "Let me fucking see." He said, trying to gently manoeuvre his hands from his face. Deidara was shaking as he let Hidan reveal his bloody and bruised face. "He fucked you right up eh." Hidan sighed. He looked up. The crowd had moved to the bathroom doorway. "Is one of you fucktards going to get help or can I assume you're all fucking retarded?" He growled. A couple of them jumped and ran off. "Well?" He glared at the rest. "This aint a fucking show, make yourselves useful and play in traffic." Most ran off. Only Kakuzu was left. "Kakuzu, go get Itachi, he'll be fucking livid." Hidan said, looking at him apologetically.

Kakuzu didn't answer, just pushed himself off the door frame and walked off. "Come on brat." He sighed, knowing there was a lot of apologising to go later. "Lets get you off the fucking floor." He helped Deidara up, moving him past the wrecked door and over to the bed. Deidara was clinging onto him. He set him down on the bed, but Deidara didn't let go. Hidan sighed, sitting on the edge of the bed and hugging him. He didn't plan on telling anyone he was being so kind, he just couldn't tell the brat to get lost. He heard hurried footsteps coming down the corridor. Itachi rounded the corner.

"What happened?" He asked, narrowing his eyes.

"The brat rang me up and was fucking screaming. When I got here, Sasori was fucking whaling on him, check out his face."

"Where is Sasori?"

"In the bath." Kakuzu said from the doorway.

"He didn't fucking get up after I threw him in there." Hidan shrugged. Itachi nodded.

"Stay here. I will deal with Sasori then I'll be back." He walked into the bathroom, reappearing a few minutes later, dragging a groaning Sasori by the hair. This left Hidan in something he hated. An awkward silence. Deidara appeared to have fallen asleep on him, so Hidan turned to Kakuzu.

"Look, babe-"

"Don't bother apologising. I know you don't mean it." Kakuzu snapped. "It's pathetic when you do that."

"Kakuzu, don't fucking start that shit. Sasori would have fucking killed him."

"He still came first."

"Babe, stop with that fucking shit. You know you're fucking first."

"I'm sure." Hidan was about to retort, but Itachi came in. Hidan carefully lay Deidara back down.

"There you fucking go."

"Thank you Hidan." Itachi said, and Hidan could actually feel how grateful he was.

"Don't fucking mention it." Hidan shrugged. Itachi chuckled. "No seriously, don't fucking mention it. I have a reputation to fucking keep." Itachi rolled his eyes. Hidan looked up, but Kakuzu was gone. "Oh fucking hell." He sighed, walking down the corridor, heading for Kakuzu's room. How the hell was he going to sort this out.

He hammered on the door. "Fucking let me in Kakuzu." There was no answer, but he knew the man was in there. He could hear him moving around. "Open the fucking door or I'm breaking it off its fucking hinges." He heard a loud sigh, and the door opened. Kakuzu leant in the doorway, blocking his entrance.

"What do you want idiot?"

"You were fucking right."

"What?"

"I'm not sorry for saving the fucking brat. He's been through a lot of fucking shit and he's like a little brother, so no, I aint sorry I fucked off to pull Sasori off him." Hidan saw the emotions run behind the dark eyes. "But fucking hell, I don't want you to be all pissy with me."

"What makes him so much more special than me?" Kakuzu growled. "Why is what's going on with him so much more important than seeing me for the first time in two months?" Hidan blinked. He wasn't used to Kakuzu talking so much.

"It's fucking not! Seriously you fucktard, you mean the fucking world to me!"

"Yeah, after you ran off."

"To save the brats fucking life! Jeeze, if one of your friends was fucking in danger, you'd run the fuck off, but you'd come fucking back, which is what I've fucking done!" He was nearly shouting now. Why couldn't he see it?

"Say it." Kakuzu said suddenly.

"Say fucking what?" Hidan asked, feigning ignorance. He knew the same crowd from before would be listening from round the corner.

"You know what Hidan." Kakuzu folded his arms. Hidan sighed, looking down and mumbling what he knew Kakuzu wanted to hear. "What was that?"

"I said I fucking love you alright?!" He turned. "You had your fucking fun so I'll-" Hidan yelped when Kakuzu grabbed him and pulled him into his room.

"And don't you ever forget it." Kakuzu growled, shoving Hidan onto the bed and crawling on him.

"I fucking won't."

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Deidara's body felt heavy as he woke up. His face hurt, a lot, and he felt horrible. He opened a single slightly swollen eye, looking round. He was met by the cover of a book. His mind freaked out. 'Oh shit! Itachi's turned into a book!' He sat up fast, but then relaxed. Itachi looked up from the book with a raised eyebrow.

"Yes?"

"I thought you were a book." He was still a little dazed as he spoke. Itachi chuckled, sitting up and gently used a hand in the small of his back to move him forwards. He crawled up to him, sitting so he was straddling him.

"Sasori is dead." Itachi informed him, gently tracing a hand over his swollen face. Deidara looked down. He still hated killing. But he knew why it was nessecary now. It just was the thought of the hands so gently touching his face covered in anothers blood. "Don't tell me you're scared again." Deidara looked up with a smile that turned into a wince.

"I don't think so. I know why you did it, so it's okay." Itachi smiled slightly, sitting up. Deidara leant forwards, resting his forehead on Itachi's. Even the small amount of contact hurt, but as Itachi looped arms around his waist, the teen knew it was worth it. It would always be worth it.

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Deidara rested his head on Itachi's shoulder, letting the conversation wash over him. He really couldn't be bothered to do anything right then. "Aww, brats dropping off." Kakuzu said from his position beneath Hidan.

"Screw you." Deidara mumbled, pressing his face into Itachi's neck. He was collectively known by most of the people in the den as 'brat' now. It was sweet in a way, but annoying in others.

"You should let him get more sleep Itachi." Kisame laughed, earning a glare from said sleep depriver. Deidara blinked when he heard his name, looking up and over at the TV. A news report had come on. He didn't see the group glance at each other with 'oh shit' expressions.

"More sightings of the kidnapped teen Deidara Yamanaka have been reported. They are coming from far and wide, and the 'find Dei' fund is working tirelessly to get him home." The news reporter was saying. "In related news, a rather disturbing tape concerning a ransom talk between the boys kidnappers and his father has been released. Governor Yamanaka denies everything, independent bodies have compared the tape with recordings of Governor Yamanaka's voice, concluding it was him." He felt Itachi tighten his grip on his waist, but it was little consolation. "Other evidence of abuse towards Deidara has come to light, and an investigation is being conducted." Deidara couldn't listen to this anymore. He stood, pulling from Itachi's grip in irritation.

"I'm going to bed, un." He muttered, going to walk off. Itachi caught his arm.

"Dei, it's alright." He tried, but Deidara shook his ehad.

"No its not." Deidara turned to them. "It's probably the farthest from okay it could be, un. I never wanted anyone to know about what an asshole my dad is. But now they do, so no, not it's not alright. So just back off for five seconds and give me a little space." He threw Itachi's hand off and stomped out. I

t was only when he had slammed the door of his and Itachi's bedroom that he realised what had just happened. He had totally freaked out. Oh god, Itachi was going to be pissed with him. He groaned, walking over to fall on the bed. It didn't take long for him to fall asleep. He would have to apologise in the morning.

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Today, I am going to let you decide what Pein decides to do next.

!) Keep Dei there foreba and just attack Inoichi's credibility! (for those who don't speak charlie speak, thats forever)

") Have Dei 'get found' and tell of the years of abuse from his bastard father! (this 1ns my fav {public ItaDei:P})

£) Move Dei again! One big game of hide and seek:P...or sardines...I love that game!