I do not own Harry Potter. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

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The next day, I woke up first and took a shower. I dried my hair and my body. I put on some underwear and then went into my closet. I grabbed a neon green tank top with a pink heart in the center. I put on a pair of holey jeans and then smirked when I dug around in the back of my closet. I pulled out a fluffy pink tutu, like the kind you get from Hot Topic. I put on some neon flats with pink hearts on them. I ran over to the mirror in the bathroom. I brushed back part of my hair and clipped it and then I did my makeup. I added a bit of pink and green eye shadow.

"Finished," I yelled happily and then ran into the bedroom. Lexi was sitting up awake in her bed.

"That's what you're wearing?" She asked me and I nodded happily.

"Cute," she said still half asleep as she passed me to go to the shower.

"I'll meet you at breakfast soul mate," I yelled before running out of the room and to the great hall. I heard Lexi yell an alright before I closed the door. I ran down the stairs and slid down some banisters before finally reaching the first floor. McGonagall was in the hallway and I stopped like a deer in headlights and then slowly waved at her like a robot would do.

She waved back and let out a laugh when I ran to the great hall. "Food, food, glorious food," I yelled and then I frowned at the doomsday atmosphere in the room. I looked at the tables and they held cold oatmeal and burnt toast. I let out a cry of pain at the ugly and scary breakfast. Since the twins weren't in the great hall yet, I ran over to Severus and hugged him while letting out tears of sadness.

"Sev the breakfast is scaring me, make it better," I wailed and then stole Severus's seat by Dumbledore.

"Dumblybear, the breakfast is evil. If I eat it, then my head will be filled by evil and demonic voices. Make it go away," I cried and banged my head on the table and then started banging my fist on the table.

Dumbledore gently patted my head before saying, "I'm sorry, but Umbridge went and talked with the house elves. The poor things were frightened and ruined the breakfast. There is no time to fix it. I promise that lunch will be better."

I stopped banging my fist on the table and my head slowly rose from the table. I tilted my head and hissed at the smirking form of Umbridge at the other end of the table. She looked over at me after my hiss and she glared.

"Young lady, why are you hissing at me?" she yelled for everyone in the great hall to hear.

I sat up straight and waved my hand in front of my nose. "I didn't hiss at you. I just glared at you for farting so close to me. It stinks like a skunk and rhino poop put together. Stinky, I think I'm going to pass out or die," I said dramatically and fell out of the chair. Severus caught me before I hit the stone floor.

"I did not," Umbridge cried indignantly as some students started snickering. I smiled as she yelled detention for me.

"I'm not a student, so no detention," I said cheekily as I stood up and shook my butt at her.

"You're fired then," she yelled and I stuck my tongue out at her.

"You're not headmaster, so you can't fire me. Also I'm not getting paid so no firing me in any way," I said before smiling and running to the Gryffindor table.

I sat between Ron and Harry. Harry scooted a little away from me and I glared at him. I grabbed a burnt piece of toast and threw it like a Frisbee at his head.

"Ow, what was that for?" Harry said annoyed as he fixed his glasses.

"It's for being such a sour puss. I'm not going to hurt you golden boy so chill out," I said before grabbing another piece of toast and banging it against the table. The thing did not even break it was so hard.

Ron let out a cry of sadness when he tried the cold oatmeal. I sobbed and we hugged as we mourned for the breakfast.

"Oy Ron's trying to steal our girl," Fred's voice sounded from the entrance of the great hall. The twins quickly ran over and pulled me out of Ron's arms. Hermione looked a lot happier that Ron and I weren't touching.

"No he was not, we were just mourning for the poor breakfast. Umbridge killed it," I cried and I heard Umbridge growl from the staff table. "Now she's trying to kill me with her mind," I yelled dramatically and hugged the twins.

"Crazy and stupid muggle," I heard Umbridge say. I heard Severus growl angrily and the twins did too.

"I'm not a muggle," I yelled as I went to run at Umbridge. The twins were not able to hold me back, but Lexi entered the room at that moment and she looked absolutely adorable.

"Soul mate," I yelled happily totally forgetting about ripping Umbridge to shreds. I ran at Lexi and tackled her with a hug. She caught me and I wrapped my legs around her waist. "I missed you," I said and petted her head.

Lexi sighed and then laughed at my outfit now that she saw it more clearly. "Get off Tiff," Lexi said and I quickly jumped down before grabbing two pieces of toast.

"What are you going to do with those?" Lexi asked skeptically with a raised eyebrow.

"I don't know yet, but I'll figure something out," I said and hid the toast in my back jeans pockets. I hugged the twins and gave them each a good morning kiss before going to the dungeons to start preparing the ingredients Severus would need for the day. He was fine with me preparing ingredients. I just can't go all mad scientist and try to make a potion.

I set to work and soon Severus entered his classroom. "Good job," Severus said when he saw I was finished preparing the ingredients. I saluted him and then hugged him.

"Morning Sev," I said and he let out a small chuckle before ruffling my hair.

"Morning Tiffani, now I'd like for you to be quiet while I'm teaching," Severus said and made a chair appear in the room for me to sit in. I smiled and sat in my comfy chair as students started filing in. I smiled when I saw the twins coming in the class with some other students. They waved and blew me kisses, which I blew my own back.

Severus gave me a warning glare to behave and I saluted him again before falling asleep in the chair. If I can't do anything then I'm going to catch up on my snooze.

Later, I woke up to the sound of new students entering the classroom. I opened my eyes and rubbed the sleep from them. I smirked when I saw the good trio and I saw Draco glaring at them.

"Yay the dramatic class," I mentally cheered before standing up and sitting by Draco.

"Yo bright light, what's up?" I said and gave Draco a wave.

He looked over at me as if I was stupid and I stuck my tongue out at him since he was not going to speak. I smirked and slipped a piece of the burnt toast in Draco's potion. It let out a small puff of smoke and I ran away to my chair. I watched as the potion started bubbling bright purple bubbles.

"I'm going to the girl's room," I yelled to Sev before running out of the room. when I closed the classroom door, I heard a loud explosion go off. I peaked in the room and saw everyone covered in purple bubbles.

I busted out laughing and ran down the hallway. "The evil toast strikes," I yelled before opening Umbridge's classroom door. I grabbed a tie from somebody's neck, tied it around my face, and showed my eyes only. I pulled out the second piece of toast and spotted my target. I flung the toast and smirked when it smacked Umbridge in the forehead.

"The evil toast strikes again," I whispered before running down the hallway and outside the castle.