Here you go guys:) You'll probably hate me for the ending, but I want to make it clear now: ITACHIxDEIDARA 4EVA! They will always get back.
Peace out.
~x~
Itachi shook his head in anger. He couldn't believe what he was hearing! What the hell was Pein thinking?! Beside him, Hidan seemed to feel the same. "Fucking bloody fucking hell, what the fucking fuck is the fucking point in fucking doing that?" He growled. Itachi blinked. Six fucks in one sentence. Hidan must be pissed off.
"I have to agree with Hidan, although in distinctly less crude terms." Itachi began, only to be cut off by Hidan.
"Fuck you."
"What are we going to achieve by doing that?" He continued, ignoring the man. Pein sighed.
"Already the conspiracy theorists are buzzing. We not only need to show we didn't kill him, but we also need to prove that Inoichi had treated him that way."
"But can't we just do a video?" Kisame asked, frowning. "I mean, he could record it all and still stay with us."
"No. They would be faulting it in seconds. We need to let him speak out supposedly alone." Itachi was racking his brain for a reason they couldn't let him go.
"What if says no?"
"I will force him to do nothing, but we will ask him before any plans are finalised." Pein was keeping his voice carefully schooled into a calm tone even as they were all getting angry. He looked at Itachi. "Please fetch him."
"Why should I?"
"Because he deserves a say. Go." Itachi growled and stood, stamping from the room. It was so unfair.
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Deidara looked up when Itachi entered the room. He and Kakuzu had been playing various card games all through the ridiculously long meeting that had been called. Itachi looked furious. "Uh oh, what have I done now?" He asked Kakuzu, who smirked slightly.
"Can you think of anything specific?"
"No."
"Then Pein had bad news for him, it's not your fault."
"Good, I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that." He nodded to where Itachi had just kicked a table. The black haired man looked round, spotting Deidara. He marched over and pulled him up. "Ow! What the hell?!"
"Pein wishes to speak with you." He pulled him from the room with no further explanation. Kakuzu called after him.
"I win by default!"
"Ah what?!" Deidara looked to where he was being taken. Pein's office door was fast approaching. "Itachi what's going on?"
"Pein can explain. It's his idea." He growled. Itachi opened the door, pulling Deidara in after him and slamming the door. Itachi finally released his arm, storming back to his seat. Deidara suddenly felt very embarrassed, standing there. They were all staring at him.
"Uh, quick question." He asked, frowning. "What's going on? And why is Itachi all pissed off?" Pein sighed, standing and walking closer.
"Deidara, I have made a decision."
"Okay…"
"I wish for you to return to the world."
"What?" Deidara had vaguely translated that as 'I want you to go home'.
"I think you need to return."
"Why?" He whined. He sounded so pathetic, but he couldn't help it.
"As I have said to the others, conspiracy theorists are claiming we are lying. We need to prove that we are right."
"But why me?"
"Who else can it be?" Pein sighed. Deidara looked at the other three watching him. What else could he do? He didn't want all this to fail, and he wanted his father to pay. He had to do it.
"Okay." He finally mumbled. "I'll do it."
"What? Dei, no-"
"That's fucking bull brat. You don't have to do anything." Hidan cut Kisame off, but both messages meant the same. Deidara shrugged.
"How else are we going to get that bastard gone? I mean, Pein's right, no one will believe you guys. If I say it, they'll all be thrilled."
"How can you be sure?" Kisame growled.
"I know these people. Trust me, they'll eat up anything that will sell." Deidara looked to Itachi, who hadn't said anything yet. He was going to get it in the neck later, and he knew it, but Deidara knew he had to do this. He couldn't pass up this chance.
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Itachi didn't look up when the door opened. He still didn't look up when the blonde sat on the little sofa beside him. Even the blondes next words didn't make him look up. "Itachi, are you angry that I said yes?" Deidara asked softly.
"Angry? That you plan to leave us and return to the man who has abused you through out your life? The man who left you to die?" He stood, towering above the blonde. "Of course I am angry." He growled.
"I'm not leaving forever!" Deidara insisted, trying to stand. Itachi pushed him back down. He wanted to make it clear to Deidara exactly how they stood at that point. "I'm only going back until he's gone!"
"And how do you plan to explain everything? How do you expect the world to react to us?!"
"I wasn't going to say who you were! I was never going to tell anyone you guys kidnapped me!"
"And so we would just magically appear?!" Itachi's voice wasn't excessively loud, but the slight rise in volume was just as bad as him screaming at the boy. He couldn't help it. He felt so betrayed by him. "You should be here with us! Where you're safe!"
"What, un, you want me to hide for the rest of my life?!" Deidara had jumped up and onto the sofa before Itachi could push him down. "Have you ever once thought about what I want?! Or are you too concerned with hiding me from everyone?! I'm not going to leave you just because I'm going back!"
"That what did you plan to do?"
"I was going to 'meet' you in real life! But right now I can't see the point!" He jumped over the back of the sofa, running to the door again. Itachi was frozen in his place as the door slammed shut. Had that really just happened? Usually with any fight Deidara would just give up and let him win. He had thought that he would just concede and stay. Itachi couldn't bring himself to move. Please let this be his imagination.
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Hidan looked up when a door slammed. He expected to see Itachi storming past, but instead Deidara came running through the room. "Dei?" Kisame asked, but Deidara ignored him, passing them and heading straight for the door leading out.
"Where the fuck are you going?" Hidan asked, standing.
"I've had enough of this!" Deidara shouted, voice slightly thicker than usual. "I'm going!" He wrenched the door open and ran out into the night, leaving the room in a stunned silence.
"That must have gone really, really bad." Kakuzu sighed, breaking the silence. Hidan stood. Whatever the fuck had happened, he intended to find out.
"I'm going to fucking rip Itachi's head off, who's fucking coming?"
"Me." Kisame sighed, standing. They moved quickly from the silent room. Hidan kicked the door open for a second time, growling when he saw Itachi. He was just standing there.
"What the fucking fuck is going on?!" Hidan growled. Itachi looked round, seemingly stunned.
"Where is Deidara?"
"He just ran out the fucking door!"
"What?" Itachi looked at the clock. Nearly midnight. "Why did no one stop him?!"
"Why didn't you?" Kisame growled. "Just explain what happened." As the story unfolded, Hidan felt himself get angry. What the hell did Itachi think he was doing?
"How the fuck was that meant to help?" He growled. "I mean fuck, the brat was already fucked up over this whole fucking thing! What the fuck was shouting at him meant to fucking achieve?!"
"Has it not occurred to you that I didn't mean to?"
"Wow, did you just admit you freaked out?" Kisame breathed.
"In less crude terms, yes." Itachi turned. "We need to find him."
"No fucking shit you fucking genius." Hidan growled. Ten minutes later, all three were gone after him. Sadly for them, Deidara was already long gone.
Choices people! Who picked up Dei? (this is starting to sound like a murder mystery, lolz)
1) Police: Back home!
2) Another kidnapper! (Deidara: Now this is just getting ridiculous)
3) Pein: Taking him back with orders!