I do not own Harry Potter. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

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I let out a loud laugh when I reached the lake. I sighed and breathed in the fresh air as I heard Umbridge's screams of outrage. "Oh someone put a muzzle on her," I thought before lightly tracing the water's surface. My eyes widened when one of the merpeople showed itself. I smiled and waved at the merperson.

"Hello," I said and the merperson let out some bubbles. It smiled at me and I smiled back. It reached out one of its hands and I tilted my head curiously at it. It let out a few sounds and I gently reached out my hand. I jumped when our hands touched.

"Do you want to swim?" the merperson's voice said in my mind.

"Can I really swim with you?" I asked excitedly.

The merperson nodded and I smiled. I quickly took off my shoes, tutu, and stepped into the water. I took in a deep breath before going under the water. The merperson swam close to me and put both hands on my face. I was afraid that it was going to choke me, but I felt a strange tickle in my lungs.

"Now you can breathe underwater until you are done swimming," the merperson said and smiled at me.

"Wow, thank you," I said in the water. I giggled when bubbles rose to the surface. "I hope no one steals my shoes and tutu," I thought as I started swimming behind the merperson.

I smiled as we kept swimming. I thought the merpeople kingdom was beautiful. A few water snakes swam around me and I decided to do some cool gymnastic moves in the water since I was in the water. I would fall flat on my face and bust my butt if I tried these moves on land.

"Snake goddess, I sense a large snake on land," one of the water snakes told me as I said goodbye to the merperson. I frowned when I realized how far away from the school. I knew that I had to be out of the protective wards of Hogwarts.

"What's it look like?" I whispered to the snakes as I hid behind some weeds in the water.

The snake snuck up to the surface of the water and looked at the large snake. "It's very big with eyes that say evil. It's scary," the snake whispered to me as it wrapped around my upper left arm.

"It's alright, it won't hurt you," I whispered soothingly to the snake. The snake let out a happy hiss and I rubbed the top of its head. The other snake swam close to my cheek and I let out a small laugh.

"Goddess, look up," another snake cried and I quickly looked up to the water's surface. A snakelike man with glowing red eyes was staring down at me.

"Go tell Harry Potter that I need help from being kidnapped by Voldemort, he is at Hogwarts, go now," I said to the snakes and I went to swim away. However, a spell made me levitate out of the water.

I sighed and decided to make the best out of this. Voldemort turned me to face him and I was swimming in the air saying, "I can fly. Yay my happy thoughts worked. Beat this Peter Pan."

"Hello snake goddess," Voldemort said with a smirk as Nagina curled up his leg.

"Yo Voldy Woldy," I said and waved at him.

He gritted his teeth and I made a face like a squirrel whose cheeks are full of nuts.

"I've told you not to call me that," he yelled and made me levitate over to be right in front of him on the ground. I rolled my eyes and poked him between his glowing red eyes.

"You're really slow. Everyone else has figured out that I don't listen to orders," I said and nodded my head to add effect.

Voldemort hissed and tried to bite my finger. I laughed and playfully wiggled my fingers in front of his mouth.

"My friend is going to kiss your butt if you even hurt a hair on my head," I said and tried to kick him, but he dodged and I kicked thin air. The snake hissed at me and I glared at her.

"Be nice," I ordered in Parseltongue and Nagina looked ashamed.

"Sorry goddess," Nagina said and then Voldemort hissed at me.

"If you spit on me I'm going to paint your fingernails bright pink and tattoo makeup on your face," I threatened to Voldemort. He just looked at me weird before saying a spell that made me fall asleep.

Back at the castle, Lexi was sitting with the golden trio. The twins were sitting close by and she frowned as she heard them worrying about me. a few snakes from the lake slithered into the room and over to Harry.

"Voldemort has Tiffani," the snakes hissed to Harry and Harry gasped.

"She's betrayed us," Harry said out loud and everyone looked at him confused.

"What are you talking about?" Lexi asked annoyed at not knowing where I was hiding.

"The snakes just told me that Voldemort has Tiffani, so she's switched sides," Harry said angrily.

"That's stupid and wrong. Tiffani is not someone that would join Voldemort. She is the kind of person that would drive that man to the brink of insanity. He's kidnapped her and we need to save her somehow," Lexi said angrily at the thought of someone thinking that I would betray people.

"Voldemort has Tiffani?" George asked angrily. Lexi nodded with fire in her eyes as she thought of the torturous things she wanted to do to Voldemort.

"He will pay," Fred vowed and they quickly ran up to Dumbledore and Severus. Dumbledore's face went grave at the news and Severus looked as furious as Lexi.

"How are we going to save her?" George asked as he pounded his fist on the table.

"Voldemort is not back," Umbridge's voice said loudly in a prim manner after she had eavesdropped.

Severus glared at her and the twins held Lexi back from smacking Umbridge.

"I don't know how to save her at the moment, but hopefully she will not be harmed," Dumbledore said before going into deep thought.

"He better not hurt her," Lexi said as she threw a fork at Umbridge before storming out of the great hall.

The twins followed Lexi and they decided to go to the lake to see if they could find any signs of a struggle.

Back at Voldemort's lair, I woke up and frowned when I could not move my arms or legs. I looked around and saw that I was shackled to a comfy chair. No one was around and I sighed. "Bored now," I thought before deciding to sing a song to pass the time.

"I got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly diddly, there they are standing in a row, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head, give them a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said," I started singing over and over again.

"Silence," a male voice yelled from outside the closed and probably locked doors that led to the room I was in.

"No, you shut up," I yelled.

"No, you shut up," the man yelled back.

"You shut up," I yelled.

"Silence," the man yelled getting annoyed and I smirked at his tone.

"Yay entertainment," I thought. "Your momma called me last night. She told me to tell you to wash your undies," I yelled out before giggling.

"I will kill you girl," the man yelled getting very annoyed.

"Oh so scary, a man with a stick. Ha ha, spirit fingers are scarier than a stick, never watch a scary cheerleader movie. It was freaky spirit fingers," I said loud enough for the man to hear.

"The lord just had to bring back a crazy woman," I heard the man mutter.

"You're the crazy man. You should learn how to clean your underwear young man. I'm tired of getting phone calls from your momma. Oh and she said that you need to learn how to brush your teeth. Oh and she said to tell you not to forget to get the back of your teeth well and to floss," I yelled and I heard a very angry stream of curse words from the man which made me bust out laughing in the chair.

"So stupid," I thought as I started singing the happy, happy, joy, joy song.