Chapter 11 for you lovlies:) A cliffy for you this time, so I hope you all like suspense:P Omg, I've been doing some self defence course, and I was talking with my mate about hoe we got taught to get out of someone holding you by the throat, and another friend of mine like grabbed me by the throat and held me against the wall, saying 'prove it!' I was like, wtf? I nearly broke his wrist though:)
Also, this is another challenge from Kabuto-pants. She has challenged me to stop Hidan using the f-word in this, and to make Dei optimistic. I have done that:D:D:D:D So, I'm eagerly awaitng any more challenges from any of you, as these are well fun to do!:D
Peace out. (Oh the irony of me saying that after admitting to nearly breaking my friends wrist)
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Orochimaru smirked as he opened the door of the cell where he was holding the boy. He would be paid a good deal for this on delivery of the body…but that didn't mean he couldn't have a little fun. The first thing he noticed on entering the room however, was that the supposedly bound boy was up and walking around, hands and feet perfectly unbound. The blonde looked round, apparently just noticing him. "Oh, hi." He grinned, as if greeting an old friend.
"You should be bound." Orochimaru commented. He wasn't scared his would be prisoner was now walking around freely, but he couldn't deny being slightly unnerved.
"Yeah, un." Deidara sighed. "But it was a bit uncomfortable. Thought I might give it a try without the ropes." He looked around. "Is there anything to eat? I'm hungry as." Orochimaru blinked. The feeling of being slightly unnerved was fast evolving to a full on 'WTFH?' situation. He had to regain control. An insult should work.
"An animal like you doesn't deserve food." He sneered. The blonde sighed.
"Damn, un. I was hoping for some chips." He looked round. "How about a drink?" Orochimaru almost lost it, but pulled himself together enough to let out a low growl.
"Do you know what we plan to do to you boy?" He hissed. Deidara shrugged.
"Beat me, rape me, kill me, same as the last lot." He laughed at the shock the man couldn't keep from his face. "Don't look so shocked, un, it's not your fault all kidnappers are so predictable."
"Why aren't you afraid?" Orochimaru was getting angry. This kid should be cowering in fear! Not laughing in his face.
"Been there, done that, and if they made a t-shirt of 'I got kidnapped' I would have it, un." That was the last straw. Orochimaru lifted his hand and slapped the boy round the face. Deidara was sent crashing to the floor, but again he just laughed. "Come on, un, try something new!" He goaded. Orochimaru growled, but then an idea struck him. A nasty smirk grew on his lips.
"Oh I will. I might just fix that drink for you after all."
"Oh great! Can I have lemonade, un? I haven't had any for ages."
"Possibly." The snake like man smirked. "You will find out soon." He turned, breezing out. Fun could wait. He made a mental check list.
'Water tight room. Enough water to fill it. Large window into water tight room.' He paused for a second. 'Have holding cell checked for gas leaks.'
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Itachi crouched, watching the pattern of the guards as they moved about their daily routine. "I still don't see why we can't just charge the fu-"
"Sh." Itachi cut him off with a hand over his mouth. "Keep quiet or they'll hear us." Hidan grumbled, trying to bite Itachi's hand.
"We'll need reinforcements." Kisame sighed. "That place is too well guarded for us alone."
"No fu-"
"Sh." Both Itachi and Kisame shushed him this time.
"Lets go, and fast. Deidara might not have much time."
"Your such a melodramatic fu-"
"Sh!"
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Deidara breathed a sigh of relief. It looked like he'd scared him off for now. He made a mental note to try that on Itachi when he was sulking before looking round the cell for the millionth time. There was no way out. Pity he couldn't just make some kind of bomb and use that to break out. If only he was a terrorist bomber…that could fly on an awesome bird thing! That'd scare the crap outta the pervy snake guy. It still made him shiver when he thought of that freak coming round to visit his dad. Freak. Deidara sat down in the blind spot, relishing in the fact he could at least piss them off one way. Ah, small pleasures. He wondered what they would do to him. He was fairly sure they wanted to kill him. I mean, there'd be no point in keeping him otherwise. Unless Orochimaru wanted to…ew. No way was he going to let that happen. Only Itachi was allowed to do that to him. He smiled slightly as he thought about the little family he had found. It was kind of a slap in the face that he had to be kidnapped to be happy, and then killed for being kidnapped and happy, but he would never give up those precious times he had had with them. A thought struck him, and he checked his watch. The little dial that held numbers to 31 had a hand pointed. Five days until his birthday. He sighed. 'Happy birthday to me.'
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Deidara looked up blearily as the door of his cell was thrown open. He has nearly been asleep then. Bastards. He frowned when hands grabbed him, pulling him to his feet. Orochimaru's sadistically smirking face appeared in front of him. "How about we give you that drink now?" He sneered. Deidara was still unsure as to what was going on, so stayed silent. "Take him." He was pulled away by unseen goons. The dark corridors seemed to go on forever until they stopped at a door. it was different from his. It had extra bits around the edge that seemed to clamp over the stone wall. It opened with an audible hiss sound, and Deidara found himself being thrown forwards. There was a small dip around the edge of the door, filled with ice cold water. Deidara plunged into the three inch pool, gasping when he felt the icy temperature. The door slammed shut behind him.
'What is it with people and throwing me?' he mused, taking in the rest of the room. It was as bare as his other cell, only this time there was one large mirror in place of the camera. What a freak that man was. Deidara stood, hearing a deep rumbling. He couldn't place were it was coming from, but the water he was standing in seemed to be rising.
"Oh shit, un."
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Itachi watched in mild awe as Pein effortlessly controlled all the reinforcements he had brought. "That's so fu-"
"Hidan, this is no time for compliments." Pein sighed, anticipating the 'amazing' to follow the curse. "Each of you lead a team and search a floor. Itachi, take the lowest level. Hidan, the one above, Kisame, the one above that, I will take the ground floor." They all nodded.
'Please don't let us be too late.' Itachi silently begged, silently moving forwards with the rest of his team.
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Deidara took a deep breath, diving under and swimming down into the water. He hammered on the sealed door again, trying to get it open, but to no avail. Finally, he was forced to surface for more air. He glanced up at the face approaching ceiling. This was so not good. A light came on below him, but he couldn't see what caused it through the water. Taking another breath he again swam down. The mirror no longer showed him. Orochimaru was smirking at him. "YOU BASTARD!" Deidara tried to shout, but all that came out was a stream of angry bubbles. Orochimaru shook his finger at Deidara, pointing to a screen next to him.
Now now Dei. The words read. You have to be careful about wasting what little air you have left. Deidara growled, kicking at the glass with his feet, but nothing happened. Orochimaru laughed, pointing to the screen again. Nothing short of a bullet will get through that. Best give up boy. His lungs had started screaming at him for air again, so Deidara swam back up with one last murderous look at Orochimaru. He gasped in the air. He could touch the ceiling now.
'This is it.' He thought, tears mixing with the water already on his face. 'Damn it! I never got to say sorry.' He slammed the palm of his hand into the ceiling. He should have just let Itachi win that damn argument!
Okay avid readers, now you get to choose a few titbits for the next chapter. You can choose three events for the next chap each, and I'll take the two highest scorers.
1) ItaDei sexy time!
2) Dei has to rush back and kick his fathers ass before he publically announces Dei's dead
3) We find out why Pein is so invested in Dei (side from hating Inoichi)
4) We meet Kisame's gf! (Remember her? 17 year old mentioned in chapter 2?)
5) Have Dei kill Orochimaru
6) Have Itachi kill Orochimaru
7) HidanKakuzu fun time!
8) Meet Ino! Dei's older sister gets involved and helps out
There you go. Thats a lot right there, so have fun and please, will someone send a request/challenge for a new pairing fic? I've been dying to do one for ages:(