I do not own Harry Potter. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.
Story start
Christmas passed quickly, but I would not change anything that happened. Lexi and Bill had to share a kiss under the mistletoe. Sirius's underwear was all turned pink because of my "accidental leaving a pink sock in his white boxers". I ended up being left outside for four hours one night when I finally ticked off Sirius enough to make him crack. The twins rescued me later though.
Later in the break, I was hiding in the closet so Remus would not find me. if you are wondering why I'm hiding from my favorite werewolf, well I "accidentally" put a bright red collar around his neck with a dog tag that said fluffy. To say the least, he is pissed at me right now. I sighed as I thought of how many people I've been intentionally driving crazy over the break. I miss getting to bother the funny poltergeist of Hogwarts.
"Remus we've got a closet case," Sirius yelled as he flung open the closet door. I yelped and dove out of the closet and evaded Sirius. However, my attempt t escaping was foiled when Remus grabbed me when I ran into the hall.
"I didn't know you were that way Tiffani. Oh the twins will be so sad," Remus teased and I paled.
"You guys are so cruel. George, Fred, come save me from these big perverts. They're trying to make me do naughty things with my mouth and my fingers and I don't want to do this. Please save me," I yelled and Sirius and Remus gave me shocked looks as two pairs of feet sounded running up the stairs.
"Tiffani," Fred yelled.
"Let her go," George yelled as the twins stood in front of Remus with a glare.
I let a small smirk appear to Sirius and Remus before letting a tear and a frown appear on my face. "Guys help," I said as I struggled in Remus's arms.
Fred quickly scooped me out of Remus's arms and George started griping at Sirius and Remus not to touch me again. I smirked and hid the smirk in Fred's chest as my body shook with held in laughter, which Fred mistook for fear.
"We didn't do anything. She's the one who has been terrorizing everyone," Sirius yelled.
"She doesn't terrorize anyone. She's fun," Fred yelled as he held me tighter.
"She put a bloody collar on me," Remus growled out and I gave him a big smile when I heard him growl. Part of his inner wolf was showing and it was awesome.
"Do it again," I said as I pointed at Remus. He gave me a confused look and I said, "Growl again and you'll get a dog biscuit." Remus growled angrily and I clapped happily.
Sirius and Remus glared at me and I jumped out of the twins' arms and ran down the stairs. "Can't catch me," I yelled and then cursed, as Remus appeared right in front of me.
"Oh boys did you two know that Tiffani is a closet case," Remus said with a smirk of victory at me.
The twins paused at the top of the stairs and busted out laughing. "No she's not," they said together.
"How do you know?" Sirius asked and the twins smirked and winked at me.
"She only fancies men and we know this for a fact," Fred said and George walked down the stairs and pulled me into a kiss.
I melted in the kiss even though I wanted to smack Remus or maybe put outside in a doghouse somewhere.
"Tiffani what did I tell you about PDA? Quit it," Lexi yelled as she entered the living room.
I pulled away from the kiss and ran over to Lexi. "So where were you last night? You weren't in your room. I checked your room last night and you weren't there. I think you went to Bill's place. Did you children have fun? Oh did you try that thing I told you to try?" I questioned Lexi quickly and she started blushing profusely.
"That's it, I love you, but I'm killing you," Lexi said and yelled the last part. I screamed and ran out of the house, which I might add I'm just in my pajamas.
"No, I'm too young and crazy to die. The world needs crazy people. Don't hurt the world by killing me. You're not supposed to hurt the world," I yelled at Lexi as I ran down the street with her following after me with a stapler. Where she found the stapler is a mystery to me.
"You're so dead," Lexi yelled.
"Well I had a fun life while it lasted, but there is just one thing I want to say before I go to the other world. I wonder if Bill is hiding your underwear in his pocket," I yelled as I ran into a park.
"Nothing happened," Lexi yelled as she threw the stapler at me and pulled another one from her back.
I screamed with laughter while dodging the stapler.
Hours later, I was nursing a cold press to my right hip. "That hurt Lexi," I yelled as Fred lightly touched the bruise.
George pressed a kiss to my forehead and Fred whispered soothing words in my ear. I glared at Lexi and she just smirked at me. Bill entered the house with a very happy spring in his step and I glowered at Lexi. I looked over at Bill as he sat down by Lexi and wrapped an arm around her shoulders.
I looked closer to Bill's coat and gasped when I saw some cute pattern on a piece of fabric. "That's Lexi's underwear," I thought. How I know what my friend's underwear looks like is because I helped her pick out some a while back.
I growled at Lexi and threw a book at her. "I knew he kept your underwear. Dude you better have used protection or else you can say bye bye to your other brain," I yelled at Lexi and then at Bill. I hissed as I stood up and walked away from Bill's shocked face and Lexi's blushing face.
The pain in my hip was annoying. It was not painful. Pain has never really bothered me. I'm the type of girl that gets hurt and laughs, weird, but true.
I sighed as I went outside and I smiled when the twins joined me. "We're dropping out of school," they said at the same time.
I smiled at them and patted the spots beside me so they would sit down. "Why? What do you want to do?" I asked even though I already knew.
"You're not going to tell us to stay in school?" Fred asked surprised and I shook my head.
"It's your choice what you do with your lives. Anyways, what do you want to do when you quit school?" I said with a smile as I kissed their cheeks.
"We want to open a joke shop in Diagon Alley," George said and I hugged both of them.
"That is a brilliant idea," I said and they smiled and hugged me. we kept hugging until Lexi appeared outside and motioned for me to come inside. I got out of the twins' tight hold and headed inside.
Lexi led me upstairs and hugged me. "I'm so sorry. I just didn't want everyone to know. I really like Bill and well you know, so I didn't want you to get mad at me. Instead I got mad at you, sorry. Can you forgive me?" Lexi said quickly. I made her explain again slower and I hugged her.
"Of course I can forgive my best friend. However, the next time you hit me with a stapler it means war and I use pointier objects than a stapler does. I go get the cleaver. Now let's go have a talk with that boyfriend of yours. I want to make sure he knows to be a good boy and listen to you," I said and started heading downstairs with Lexi to Bill.
Two hours later, I was smirking happily while Lexi was blushing and giving me a small glare. Bill looked ready to pee in his pants with fear of me. I gave him a pat on the head before walking to the kitchen to help Mrs. Weasley with dinner. "I love my life," I said and laughed as I heard Lexi trying to comfort Bill.
"Poor Bill," I heard Ron mutter and I started rolling on the floor laughing.