I do not own Harry Potter. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

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The next day, we were at the station to go back to Hogwarts. I wanted to stay with the twins because they were staying to go ahead and start working on their shop. Harry had given them some money to buy the shop. The twins had already dropped out of school.

I pouted and did not want to let them go as they kissed me good bye at the train station. Lexi and Bill shared a kiss and I made sure to cough, "PDA" under my breath before jumping on the train.

I waved goodbye to everyone and blew kisses to George and Fred. I barked at Remus and Sirius, which made them glare at me. Sirius had actually put a collar and leash on me one day. The twins saved me but kept the collar and leash on me. I bit them for doing that though.

"Bye Tiffani, we love you," the twins yelled and my eyes widened as I stuck my head out the train window. I was shocked, they just told me they loved me.

"You two can't just tell me that when I'm going to leave and not see you for a while, that's mean," I yelled even though I was very happy that they told me they loved me.

Fred smirked and George winked. "It'll just make you want to see us more," Fred said.

"Well how do you feel about us?" George yelled.

"I love you too, I love both of you goofballs," I yelled with a big smile. They smiled and blew me air kisses as the train started chugging away. Lexi smirked at me as I sat back in the compartment. I no longer looked like a dog sticking its head out the window of the car.

"They finally said it," she said and I blushed and nodded. It was weird for me to hear those words out of a guy's mouth.

"I was afraid they were never going to do it. They told me that they loved you. They were just afraid that you didn't feel the same," Lexi said and I sighed and smiled very big.

"Well I'm very happy right now. I think I could start purring like a kitty and be nice to Sirius for once," I said with a dreamy look as I wished I was with the twins.

Lexi gasped and said, "You being nice to Sirius would be the sign saying that the Apocalypse is coming." I laughed and hugged Lexi.

"You're right," I said and we both cracked up laughing. Ron, Harry, and Hermione soon joined us in the compartment. I waved at Harry and for once, I could tell his ego was lowered, finally. I smiled and then gasped as I remembered something.

"Oh no, I never got to play with Lucius's hair. I must see Draco, now, tootles," I yelled before running out of the compartment. I did not hear Lexi sigh, but I sensed it with my snake senses. I would say spider senses, but I'm not Spiderman and I do not like spiders.

"Draco, oh Mr. Lightbulb head, shiny head boy where are you?" I yelled as I ran down the train to different compartments.

"What the bloody hell do you want?" Draco yelled as he stuck his head out of one of the compartments. I smirked and grabbed his head and started braiding his hair.

"I never got to meet your father and play with his hair. Why didn't he come visit me? I wanted to make him pretty with bows," I said with a pout as I tied a cute little green bow in Draco's hair.

Draco growled and I hissed at him. "Sit still," I hissed as I put my fangs close to his neck. He slowly nodded and went still. I smirked and finished playing with his hair. I decided to give him pigtails with little green bows wrapped around the hair bows. I must say that Draco looked fabulous. I'm a master at doing hair, not really.

Draco sighed as I finally let him go and I made sure he did not mess up his cute hairstyle. He was blushing like a tomato and it was awesome. I wish I had my digital camera. I know many girls out there in the world will pay a lot for those pictures on eBay.

I patted Draco's head before running back to my compartment. I saw Neville and Luna taking up my spot that I had stretched out in and I hissed at Lexi. "Why didn't you save my seat?" I asked with a frown.

"I was in the bathroom when they came in. Sorry," Lexi said and I sighed. I frowned and walked over to Hermione and sat on her lap and started playing with her hair.

"Tiffani what are you doing?" Hermione asked as she moved her book she was reading.

"I'm finding the secrets to life in your hair, wow fascinating purple shampoo is good for nail polish," I muttered insanely.

Hermione gave me a scared look and I smiled. "I've heard that before," Luna said and I smiled at her.

"You are awesome," I said to Luna and I saw a small blush and happy twinkle appear in Luna's eyes.

"Alright Tiffani, calm down," Lexi said and I clawed at the air.

"Never," I said and blew her an air kiss before sitting in Luna's lap. Luna was a little surprised, but she did not move me. I smirked as I took off a shoe and put it on Lexi's leg.

"Get it off, ewe, Tiffani, get it off," Lexi yelled because she hates, despises, and once again hates feet. I laughed and brought my foot up close to her face.

She hit my leg away from her and I laughed as she started shaking and kept repeating ewe. "You're evil," she whispered as she glared at my feet.

I smiled and said, "I thought I was demented."

"You're that too," Lexi muttered as she scooted farther away from me.

"Yay," I said and hugged Luna. Luna laughed and she started letting me read her father's magazine. It was very interesting. I learned many things from that magazine.

A few hours later, we arrived back at the big castle known as Hogwarts. I ran into the great hall before everybody and jumped onto the staff table. Dumbledore just gave me a curious look and Severus sighed.

"How is Mr. V doing Sev?" I asked and I saw Voldemort slither out of Severus's sleeve.

"Hey Voldie Woldie," I hissed in Parseltongue and waved to Voldemort.

"Hello Snake goddess," Voldemort hissed before resting on the table.

"He's fine," Sev said and I smiled.

"Get down from there Ms. Tiffani," McGonagall said as she sat at the staff table. I shook my head and stood up on the table. I yelled for everyone to shut up and everyone looked at me. I waved and then pulled out a boom box I was hiding.

"Hello again everyone, I've missed you all so much, well not really but that's ok. I'm sure no one missed my crazy self anyways. Alright well I say that we should all have some fun tonight before we start classes. Hopefully I won't blow anything up in potions, even though that is amusing. Sorry Sev, alright well let's get this party started. Oh and if I don't see you up and dancing or at least smiling then beware the wrath of my bonker," I yelled the last part and pulled out a foam hammer.

I laughed as I turned on some dance music and techno music as loud as the boom box would go.

"Party," I yelled and bonked Dumblybear on the head before jumping off the table.