Dori stared at her phone as she rode in the back of a van. She and her friend BCoH were both taking a trip to Karakura town. She texts BCoH even though BCoH was just beside her.
DM: it going to be boring when we get there, isn't. I know! We can insult chappy and captain seaweed with Ichi's phone.
BCOH: OH! that seems like a good idea. who's captain seaweed? Byakuya like him ?
DM: yeah sadly I experienced captain seaweed first hand.

Dori smiled wickedly as they approached the building they would be staying in. BCoH looked up at the sky "WOW! I can't believe we're finally here it just seems a little... I don't know, Surreal?" she smiled and grinned at her friend "We need to find strawberries, lots and LOTS of strawberries!"

Dori chuckled, "Only you could think up with something silly like that the moment we get somewhere," Dori got their apartment key. "Luckily we have the money to spend on that."
BCoH looked at Dori in surprise even as her friend helped her lug their stuff inside their apartment room "We have MONEY? where did we get it from? I can't remember at all!"
Dori gave her a deadpan stare "Are you really going to question the phase author's conveniences?" Dori pulled the last of the luggage in. "OH, Wow. This place is big." BCOH whistled "It is pretty damn big and it's right next to some shops, I think Urahara Shoten is only a block or so away from here so we could drop in there sometime. we've got the perfect spot here!" she walked over to the patterned sofa and dropped onto it with a sigh.
Dori drop on the floor, "yeah... we can take Ichi's phone for a bit after a nap...ZzZzZ"

xXTwOHoUrSXx

Dori woke with a start awhile later with a cry of "pie!" Dori's eye twitched, "why the hell did I say pie?"
BCOH laughed at her frends predicament as she walked out of the kitchen "Probably because you smelt me making this!" she said as with a flourish she pulled out a golden brown apple pie with a strawberry patterned picture of Ichigo's head.
Dori promptly began drooling. "Can I have some?" But her phone had other plans, for it started to play the American song 'we will rock you' Dori snapped out of her pie induced phase. She looks at the caller. "It's hat & clogs." She picks it up.
"Hello?"
"Hello, Dori! *** *** * *** * ***"
"OK?"
"*** is a**, b**"
"Bye?" Dori hung up. BCoH looked at her friend with a surprisingly serious face on "The heck was that, half of it needed to be censored so our rating stayed the same!" She sighed and then looked at the pie on the table before walking out, "I'll go grab a knife and cut us a few slices, maybe we could give it to Ichi chan, with cupcakes styled like shiro and zanny..."

Dori frowned, "Urahara was trying to call but apparently something took the phone. One of Urahara's experiments got out of hand I'm guessing." BCOH shuddered, that sounded like the former twelfth captains luck alright. "So... do you want to check out the area, see if we can spot any of the gang?"
Dori nodded. "We should leave our bodys here." Dori pulls out her metal combat pass and pressed it against her chest. Her soul form is that of an arrancar with long light Gray hair covering her right eye, and her mask fragment wraps around her head with bone formed cat ears. She tossed the pass to BCoH. BCOH quickly repeated the action revealing a
fox eared lady with long ginger hair and simple robes topped off with a silky purple leopard scarf to be her soul form.

Dori glanced at BCoH. "You go try and help hat 'n clogs. I'll find the gang."
Dori took off in sondio.

BCoH growled in slight frustration, ears twitching as she stalked through the streets to Urahara Shoten. When she got there she slammed the shoji doors open and stepped inside, looking around she spotted a cute little bunny yelling obscenities at the store owner who was in a gigai. she stared at the sight almost giggling but kept her composure, she waltzed up behind the little ball of condensed evil fluffiness and picked it up in her claws by the scruff of it's fluffy neck. "give one good reason why you shouldn't end up as rabbit stew!"

XxWith DorixX

Dori was sondioing as fast as she could towards Kurakara high where she assumed the group would be. When she arrived the gang was having lunch. She jumped to the roof. "Guys! We got a problem at Urahara's!"
"Ack! Dori what are you doing here, and what happened?"Ichigo states in a serious tone. "Well-" Dori was cut off by a large explosion at the Urahara Shoten.
"S***." Dori took off in sondio again, heading to the Urahara Shoten with ichigo and uryuu.
when they got there they found BCOH helping Urahara up with a rabbit on a table stammering out many variations of 'I'm not tasty!'. "You dragged us out of school for this? your weirdo friend seems to have it covered quite neatly." the strawberry was the first one to speak and the quincy followed shortly after with "Indeed, who is she anyway Dori?"
Dori walked past Ichigo and Uryuu completely ignoring them. "BCoH! What the living HELL happened!? We saw an explosion from the school! And Urahara you freak me out by calling, and suddenly start cussing?! And all because of this walking hos 'n fefer(rabbit stew.)!" Dori points accusingly at the rabbit to punctuate her point.
BCOH grimaced in response "I don't really know to be honest, I got here and Urahara was trapped in his gigai by this rabbit which was yelling curses at him for some reason! maybe Urahara knows what happened, since he is the responsible adult apparently."
Dori was clearly p***ed to any observer. "Urahara, What. The. Hell. Happened?" Dori ground out as a dark aura began coming from her.

Urahara backed up against the wall nervously, hand fluttering to his fan but giving up halfway. "Well, Yoruichi-san wanted me to see if her power could be used in reverse..." BCOH and Dori glared prompting Urahara to expand on his statement.

two minutes later Dori and BCoH had beaten Urahara up because he was unable to explain the explosion (which could be seen from school). In return for it they had to keep the rabbit as a pet since the rabbit n question had gabbled out something along the lones of 'sentient creatures don't deserve to die'.

Dori sighed. "That was crazy... at least it worked out to our advantage!"
BCoH cocked her head to one side even as she petted the cute albino rabbit, "What advantage?"
Dori pulls Ichigo's phone out of her pocket. "This advantage. I've already texted insults of chappy and captain seaweed to the kuchikis using it." Dori is smiling now. BCOH joined her in grinning and spoke "lets go to the window to observe Ichigo getting pumelled! It takes about ten minutes to get a proper senkaimon running so they should be coming through right about- THERE IT IS!" BCOH had run to the window robes a-rustling as she observed the Kuchiki's bankai come into effect against the death berry.
Dori opened the window. "Oi! berry catch!" She threw Ichigo's phone at said berry somehow avoiding senbonzakura's many petals of death. When the ginger head realised that what he caught was his phone with texts on it insulting Chappy and Captain Seaweed he yelled "Damn you, Dori!"