Light: say it
Mello: why should I?
Light: I will tell Matt about how his games got sold to pay for your very expensive chocolate . now SAY IT!
Mello: GRRR! Light does not own death note , me or anything else
Ways to annoy Mello
1) Mistake him constantly for Misa
2) lace his chocolate with laxatives
3) give him Misa's haircut while he sleeps
4) tie him to a chair and eat all his chocolate in front of him
5) get chocolate scented room spray and spray it everywhere and laugh when he tries to find the "chocolate"
6) tell him matt has the chocolate from #5
7) replace all his clothes with dresses
8) dress up as near and steal his chocolate
9) ask him if he is a boy or a girl and when he says male pretend to go into shock
10) tell mello that the stuff they use to make chocolate has run out FOREVER
11) eat a chocolate bar in front of him and say that the one you just ate the LAST one
12) tell him that matt thinks he is a pretty girl
13) show mello the horror of YAOI (in his case Yuri XD )
Mello: GRRRRR!!!!! now I am going to have to hurt you for taking my chocolate Light Yagami
Light: w..well I think we can be reasonable about this ….Till next time
Mello: you are SO dead Yagami !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!