"Kenpachi! we can ask Kenpachi if he's taking barbie for a ride!" BCOH yelled suddenly in the middle of their lunch.
Dori dropped her spoon into her bowl, and gave BCOH the 'are you freaking kidding me' look. "First of all that's crazy, second is how do we get to the soul society, and third if we do ask that we better be able to run as fast as we can."
BCOH laughed "Of COURSE we can! I can use kaze to cut open a reality hole like we did to get here and for the running? well... sonido and my wind run!". she looked at her friends expression and giggled. "Don't be like that! Dori-chan! It's not that bad an idea!"
"Fine, fine. But we better tell the rabbit that we'll be gone for a while." Dori looked at the rabbit, then down at her half empty bowl of ramen. "What are we going to name the rabbit anyways?"
BCOH looked at her friend and an evil grin seemed to spread itself across her foxy features. "how about rakki? it means lucky in japanese and it was to not end up as a snack!"
Dori turned and called at Rakki. "Oi, rabbit! your name is now Rakki, me and BCoH and I will leaving for a while, after lunch!" Dori then started to go back to her bowl of ramen but was quickly drawn to observing her friend eating. BCoH was delicately munching what looked like a regular chicken you would eat except for the fact that it was a pale white rather than the tan colour a cooked one had. "Are you eating a raw chicken?"
BCoH looked down at her food in surprise at the topic mentioned. "Huh... guess I am! being half fox has it's perks I guess." Dori smiled and went back to her food. When she finished she started to clean the dishes, since she doesn't trust the dish washer in their apartment.
BCoH looked out the window and saw the classic sight of the eldest Kurosaki child beating a hollow up. "Hey Dori! look who I found! maybe we can bring him along...?"
"Hang on, I still need to clean your plate!" Dori almost yelled from the kitchen. Dori came into the dining room a few seconds later. She look out the window. "Yeah, we can bring him, use him as a decoy after you ask kenpachi what you want to ask."
BCoH frowned but then shrugged. With a cry of "twist the hand of fate, Josei!" she entered her Shikai replacing her scarf with a long chain wrapped around her wrist connecting to a thickish Odachi. She dashed out the window ignoring the laws of Physics as she went to grab the strawberry decoy. Dori shrugged.
"Might as well." She pulled out her Zanpakuto. "Erupt and burn every thing, Moeru yōna inu!"
Dori's small Zanpakuto turned into a large thin bladed great sword. Dori jumped through the window to follow BCoH and the strawberry. BCoH had just launched a mini tornado from her rapidly spinning sword to defeat it and was currently dashing after the strawberry making determined grabs at his robes and falling short each time. Dori sonidoing towards the two. She quickly snatched the berry's robes and knocked him out. BCoH looked her friend with her ears perked up in amusement "wasn't that a bit overkill? knocking him out I mean."
Dori stared at the unconscious death berry. "No, because he would squirm. I don't like to hold squirming things."
BCoH giggled at her friend, then chuckled, then laughed and finally culminated in hysterics. "you... your deadpan delivery... ha haha ha! so... he hheahaha... FUNNY!"
Dori gave BCOH the 'what the hell' face. "We going or not?" The berry was now on Dori's shoulder and his Zanpakuto is on her back along with her Zanpakuto.
"OKAY! okay! we're going! spin the thread of destiny Kaze No Josei! Tear." BCoH had entered her bankai and the ginormous blue fan had been snapped open at the word 'tear'. BCoH quickly slashed it downwards revealing a circular black and white portal. she hopped on her fan and with a call of "Come on Dori!" she was surfing off into the pseudo senkaimon.
"Coming!" Dori soon followed after BCoH.
Xxsoul societyxX Xx11th divisionxX
"well, here we are, the 11th squads Barracks! now... which way's Zaraki and barbie?..." BCoH had trailed off at the end because her friend was shooting her 'NO! DON'T SAY IT!' looks. she sighed "He's right behind me isn't he?" Dori only slowly nodded.
BCoH woke up the strawberry and whispered in his ear. He blinked slowly before confidently yelling "IS KENNY TAKING BARBIE FOR A RIDE!" BCoH promptly dropped him on the ground and jumped into a convenient portal she made earlier and observed through a one way viewing portal with Dori. "We'll collect him later, ne?"
"Have fun!" Dori was grinning madly as she yelled at the strawberry who was running for his life from inside the one way portal. A distant cry of "F*** YOU!" could be heard if you listened closely. BCoH smiled "I think we can leave him be, he doesn't look to be in any immediate danger! Pick him up in an hour?"
"Sure. I need to pick up a couple entries papers for Ichi's school anyway." And Dori left for the living world without waiting to see BCoH's reaction.
BCoH blinked a few times and then yelled at the swirling portal she had left from. "WHAT?! Who said I wanted to go to school! That was the whole reason I FREAKING LEFT THE REAL WORLD GODDAMNIT!". Distantly a few chuckles could be hear even as BCoH waltzed around Soul Society, observing Ichigo moving at inhuman speeds did nothing to lighten her mood.
