Light: say it
Near: no
Light: I guess the fan girls are going to love this video of you I found …..lets play It and see what's on it , shall we?
Near: (sigh) light does not own death note , me or anything else relating to death note
Light: also most of these ideas were given to me by matt roxs my soxs, thanks a lot you rock!!!!!
Near: why doe she help you?
Light: because I am not a nineteen yr old who plays with toys! NOW LET THE FANFIC BEGIN!!!!
Ways to annoy near
1) Whenever near tries to act serious pick him up and hug him while saying "AWW HOW CUTE!!!!!!"
2) Put him up for adoption
3) Ask him how old he is repeatedly and whatever he answers call him a liar
4) Dress up like Mello and break all his toys (laugh while doing so)
5) Leave him at a daycare center
6) Dye his hair black while he sleeps and call him Ryuzaki
7) Take his white pajamas and replace them with pink ones (blame on kira)
8) Post pics of NearXMello all over his walls
9) Buy him all new toys(4) but take all the most important pieces out so they become useless
10) Give him a puzzle with random pieces missing and other pieces from puzzles mixed in
11) Refer to his action figures as dolls
Near: why are people so mean to me ????
Light: its fun and easy
Near: did you think my fans would allow this to go unpunished ?
Light: what fans?
Near: I hate you light
Light: that's good near I hate you too, see you all next chapter