It's not right to say that stabbing Ichigo in the face would kill him instead of the chest.
Dori poked her head out of her door, "Hey BCoH, I was thinking and doesn't it seem better if Ichi's enemies stabbed him in the face and not the chest?" BCoH stared at her from where she was stirring pot noodles in the hall. "No, he does NOT stay dead that kid." She shook her head in amusement at the concept of her favourite non-edible strawberry staying dead.
Dori puffed her cheeks. "Well, I'm still going Hueco Mundo to tell Uliqui-Chan." with that Dori promtly opened a garganta and left for las noches. BCoH stared at her friends closing grganta in mild surprise then she shrugged. "Eh. If she's telling Ulqui-chan I'll tell grimm-kitty!"
Xx In las Noches xX
Dori was currently wandering through the Espada's main rooms corridor. "I'm lost... again." Dori dips her head.
"Moonrise-san?" A monotone voice questions from behind Dori. Dori quickly turned around when she heard the voice . "Ulqui-Chan!" "I found these two… consorting about something." His stare could have drilled holes through Zangetsu's shikai form, stares at the two, who happen to BCOH and Grimmjow."Probably a plot to kill Ichigo by stabbing him in the face and not the chest."
BCoH glared. "Just because I-" Grimmjow chose that moment to speak "Gave me a BRILLIANT IDEA."
Dori snicker, "To bad we can't fully kill him, because Orihime-San has to be there to revive him." Dori looks at Grimmjow, "I'm the one who told BCoH. And I want to video tape it!" BCoH laughed. "Give me a second and I can get Orihime and hack every TV so it shows the fight!"Dori did a small air fist pump and whispered 'yes!'.
"Ulqui-chan, Ulqui-chan, come & watch with us and we can bring distor with us!" A very fluffy grey cat with sherbert eyes comes out from behind ulquiorra. "Distor!" Dori squealed and pick up the cat. "I missed you!" Dori lightly hugs the cat, now known as Distor. BCoH looked on, tail swishing in confusion. "What- you know what, I don't want to know where that crazy hollow picked up a cat…"
She slashed the air with the sword she had acquired from seemingly nowhere . a black and white swirling portal opened up and she reached in pulled an orange haired girl. "Stay there, and don't get hurt. The berry would attempt to kill me if you got hurt. BCoH reached in again this time pulling out a ginger male. "YOU TAPING THIS?"
"YES! ITS ON WHATEVER MODE ALLOWS YOU TO TAPE GHOSTS!" Dori was holding a camera, and Ulquiorra was pointing out how to use it. Orihime is sitting next to the two petting Distor. BCoH grinned "le popcorn is served, as is le Entertainment!" Ichigo was running for his life yelling obscenities at the group of popcorn eating entities. Grimmjows mask fragment was grinning as well, despite the impossibility that is an inanimate object grinning.
Later that day Ichigo lay near dead in the fourth division even though Orihime had healed him, repeatedly. every being living, dead, and even those in the deepest pits of hell had seen a video livestream of the guy no one can kill.