Dori was currently making a cannon of some sort. "Did this to this. Now where did I put the wrenches?" Dori mumbled to herself. BCoH poked her head in the room "do you want some- the heck you making?!" Dori looked up from what she was doing. "A berry cannon and pineapple cannon obviously, where is that stupid wrench?!" BCoH gave her friend a weird look "it's on your head, Dori. Can I take the berry cannon?" she smiled nervously.
"Of course you can use the berry cannon." Dori grabbed the wrench off her head and screwed a couple of bolts on the berry cannon. BCoH mumbled a thanks to her friend. She tugged the heavy cannon out of the room with much effort and grunting "when you've finished those could we go prank them? Renji and Ichigo I mean!"
"I was planning on doing. Ichi is being released from the fourth and Renji is picking him up tomorrow." BCoH did a little jig and grinned at her friend "Ambush?"
"Course."
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"Ok BCoH, I set up the cannons on the fourth's roof, and I got Unohana-taicho's permission." BCoH glanced at her friend from where she perched on the roof in a ninja outfit. "How the heck did you get near her? Let alone permission!"
"I asked to see her and they let me. Then I asked if I could use the berry and fruit cannon, she was reluctant at first then I told her to place silencers in they so they won't disturb the patients. After hearing that she let me." Dori is currently wearing a Shihakushō instead of her normal white clothes.
BcoH laughed "good! Hey, I think I see them. Over… THERE!"
Dori looked to where BCoH pointed and sure enough they were there. "And it looks like they're stopping to talk. Quickly, help me aim the cannons!" BCoH rushed to the berry cannon pulling her hood up as she went. "ready… steady… FIRE! FIRE AAALLLL THE FRUIT!" And just as Renji was going to say something, a storm of pineapples hit him. Ichigo only had a second to realise what happened before he too was hit by a storm of strawberries. Dori looked at the mess of berries and fruits, saying "think that was a little too fast? I calibrated them to keep speed with bya-taicho, so I thought they could handle the onslaught." BCoH stared "did you just… you know what. Nervermind! I don't WANT to know how you did that." she pulled her hood down and opened a portal to the real world "you coming?"
"Hang on…" Dori pulled a cart out of nowhere as it wasn't from inside the portal. She placed both cannons in it and pushed the cart through the portal with BCoH following behind her. Down on the ground with the two heaps of fruits covering there namesakes was Unohana observing the aftermath of the two silent cannons. "Well that had to be one of the more interesting things to happen, I may add it to my captain's report during the next meeting..."