Summary: Sakura looked at the sign once again before doing a double take. Uchiha Sasuke is in need of… a wife?. Great, she went from considerate tomboy to wanted wife. How pleasing, especially if your husband's a total beef jerky!!

Disclaimer: TT-TT X-X- O-O 6-6 L-J I… I… I DON'T!! I JUST DON'T!! WHAA!!

CHAPTER 1

"Am I applying? Applying my ass! Go tell your sister not to grab people from the streets, she might get herself killed!" Sakura shouted before turning to walk away when his hand hung on tighter to her shoulder, she grimaced, "Uh, ouch!" he loosened his grip, "Listen here Mister Uchiha-what's-your-face! I did not apply to become such… such… such a thing as a wife! Just because YOU are so desperate! SO you better-!" she was cut off when he put one finger to silence her. She blushed before glaring at him.

He smirked wider and the next words he spoke, she knew would ruin her life forever.

"You're hired."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??!"

-Blackout-

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THE NEXT DAY… … I SAID THE NEXT DAY!

Sakura groaned as she woke up with a major migraine in her head. She felt as if her head exploded yesterday or something. She sighed before her mind snapped back into place. Wait… maybe… it was all a dream! Her eyes brightened, "Yeah! Of course it was a dream! I mean, there's just NO way that I'd be in someone else's house right now! Wearing clothes that aren't… mine… eep…"

Sakura looked down and noticed she was NOT in her usual clothing. She was currently wearing a long sleeve white shirt that reached past her thighs a bit and that she had on boy shorts under. She looked around and noticed it wasn't her room either. Because it was all black and navy blue with some red and-

The door opened suddenly and Sakura struggled to hide herself in the blanket since someone had also taken her hair out of its bun yesterday when she… blacked out. Her hair went past her shoulders a tiny bit and was straightened as always naturally and layered as well. Her messy bangs were also scurried all over her face.

She hurried to make herself look presentable if she did get caught, after she was done with that in 2 seconds, she hid under the blanket. "Hmm… she was here last night, um, Sakura-chan, I brought milk and cookies?" she heard the hyper and bouncy voice of Shina. She wanted to kill herself as she groaned.

She widened her eyes and clamped a hand on her mouth. She heard a giggle before being exposed to air. She snapped her eyes closed and whined inwardly. "Silly Saku-chan! Anyways, wakey-wakey! I want you to meet someone!" Sakura raised an eyebrow but couldn't resist looking. She nearly squealed when she the little boy standing behind Shina.

He looked about 2 or 3 and had spiky black hair and onyx eyes just like any other Uchiha. "Wow… what's your name?" Sakura asked as she got off the bed. The little girl was standing behind Shina's legs and was hugging one of her legs in a scared manner.

Shina ushered the boy and gave a gentle push that sent him flying towards Sakura, the boy cried out in surprise as he flew, Sakura widened her eyes before catching him. "Shina!" Sakura scolded, Shina laughed behind her hand in a silent 'ohohohohohohohohohohohoho…' Sakura sweat dropped, "What's your name?" Sakura repeated.

The boy looked at her and dug his face into Sakura's stomach, Sakura smiled gently, Shina grinned, "Sa…Chi…" Sakura raised an eyebrow before repeating it, "Sachi?" the boy giggled when she said his name, "Sachi!" he repeated after her. Sakura grinned before hugging him tightly, "Sachi-kun, ne?"

Sakura and Shina were talking as she gave Sakura a tour of the mansion with Sachi in Sakura's arms, "So anyways, it's because Sachi's parents are gone and since he's so little, Okaa-san decided to have one of my onii-chan adopt him! Itachi-nii-san is always in and out so Kaa-san says it's the same as having no parent at all! So she decided on Sasuke-nii! And she says that he'll need a wife too! Thus, why you are here, Saku-chan! You're going to be the mother of Sachi-chan!"

Shina grinned as she stopped walking and folded her hands behind her back innocently. "Well Saku-chan, do you agree to it?" when Sakura didn't reply, Shina did the puppy dog eyes as she mentioned Sachi, "Come on Sakura! Do it please? For Sachi-chan?" when that semi-worked, Shina had to resort to her last wishes. "COME ON! DO IT! DO IT! PLEAASSSSEEEE!! I WANNA HAVE A SISTER AND A YOUNGER BRO! SO AGREE!"

Sakura jumped back in surprise when Shina stomped on the floor. The paintings on the walls shook a little. She sighed before breathing out, "FINE! My gosh…" Sakura said as she looked at the grinning Shina. "YAY!! LET'S GO TO SASU-NII!" she pulled Sakura and Sakura had to hold on to Sachi to make sure he won't fly again.

Once again, Shina slammed the door open and took Sachi into her arms. She pushed Sakura inside and left after she shouted a quick, "SHE AGREES ONII-CHAN!! I HAVE A NEE-CHAN NOW! WOOT!" she grinned before running off like the little maniac that she was and still is. Shina giggled when she heard Sakura cuss inside the office, "Such vulgar language your mother says Sachi-chan!" Sachi giggled, "Mama!"

Sakura fidgeted as she looked at Sasuke in front of her, she felt so intimidated as she was standing with her back to the wall while he was frickin' taller than her and he stood like a tall assed tower! He was 6'0'' while she was nearly a 5'7.5'' She groaned inwardly as she blushed. He stood in front of her and smirked as he looked down at her. "So you agree?" he asked carelessly.

Sakura looked at him before pouting and looking away, she crossed her arms before speaking childishly, "I'm only doing for Sachi-kun…" her eyes saddened. "Eep!" she gaped when she was suddenly pressed up against the wall. She blushed when she felt Sasuke's breath on her neck. She looked away but was forcefully turned to face him.

She blushed and gulped when she noticed how close they were and how handsome Sasuke was even more up close… he had a flawless face, no scar or pimple whatsoever, his breath tickled her as he spoke, "Let's make this clear… we pretend we're in love in front of the media… got it?" he said as he neared her.

She gulped before glaring at him. "Uchiha Sasuke! You dare invade my personal space?!" he smirked before turning his back and walking back to his desk, he sat down casually and looked at his monitor once again before speaking once more, she didn't receive an answer, "I will set you to meet with the Hyuuga family for people to better identify you tomorrow, alright? Shina will accompany you. For now, meet me at the garden for a couple of ground rules." he said as he typed something.

Sakura nodded, glaring at him, before turning to leave the office, still flustered and all. She was about to open the door when Sasuke called her back. "What?" she turned around to see his chair turned with his back on her, he turned his head around as he spoke, a smirk on his face.

"You have some nice assets."

Sakura growled as she looked at herself, Shina had dressed her up just to meet with the Uchiha. Now she was stuck wearing a yellow off the shoulders babydoll bra top with frills at the top rimming, white jean short shorts, white and gold athletic Mary Jane wedges, and some bangles were worn on her wrists.

She sighed as she sat down on one of the chair under the garden teahouse. She saw Sasuke walking towards them and couldn't help but look in awe. She noticed that he had one piercing on his left ear which held a dangling black cross earring. He was wearing a red v-neck long sleeve sweater with some black jeans and black shoes. He held in his arm a book.

He smirked at her as he sat down on a chair as well. She blushed as she tried to keep her gaze focused on him. "Here are some rules we'll need you to follow in this job. The payment is 15,000,000 yen and you have the choice of quitting whenever you want, but you'll have to do divorce papers like any other marriage because we will have a wedding. If people ask about Sachi, you are to say that you had him before we were married. And you are not to say that we married out of that, understood? You are to say we truly love each other.

"There are times when you might rebel and I have reasons and the power to refrain you from doing so as your 'husband'. Also, remember that if you do quit, you'll attract the media further more to you, so I suggest you don't do anything more. Now come, I will take you out to have people notice it more," he said and stood up from the chair, walking away without looking back at her.

Sakura looked at his retreating back as she followed him with a silent thought, 'Do I want to?' she stood there until he called her name, turning his head. She looked at him as she caught up to him, no emotion shown on her face, he smirked before wrapping an arm around her shoulder. He spoke once more.

"Did I forget to mention that you are to star in a movie with me? It's called Forbidden Fruit. It's about a girl that is arranged to marry a guy while having an affair with another." he says as he walked while talking quietly. He suddenly stopped, gripping her shoulders tightly as he looked at the ground. "Tell me now if you don't want to… and I promise you that if you end up regretting that you ever said yes, I will let you go. I won't have anyone bother you on the subject,"

Sakura looked at him in surprise, his voice was soft and wasn't unkind. She smiled. She knew that he knew what he was doing was sort of against her will. At least, it was against her will 10 seconds ago before she talked.

"Yes, I'll be your 'wife.'"

Oooohhh, looks like she accepted! And who knew Sasuke was actually such a sweet thinking person? Review, the wedding chapter is nearing!! ;)

Lots of love,

XOXO Kaze-Chan