Note: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club.

Also in this story Haruhi has not completely paid off her dept. She still has about 300 more designations.

Enjoy!

Cue Theme Song- Kiss Kiss Fall In Love

"Okay rookie listen carefully cause I'm only gonna say this once," stated Tamaki pointing his delicate finger at Nao who was still astonished from what he just agreed to.

"To earn 5,000 designations you must woo the guests with complimentary gestures like so." He shifted himself so he was face to face with Nao and placed his finger under his chin, lifting it up slowly and passionately. With a low and modest voice he said caringly, "Your eyes are as beautiful as the violet diamond of my solitary heart." (A/N Warning: I am really bad with all this mushy and lovey stuff.)

"That's dumb," Nao criticized as he shoved Tamaki's hand from his face. "Also there is no such thing as a purple diamond!"

"Aahh," sighed Tamaki. " You'd be surprised to what kind of wonderful gems there are in the world. But in other words this is the only way to flatter them and also it's the only way to pay off your debt. Win the hearts of 5,000 pretty girls and your debt will be done with."

"Hmph."

"Also you must address me as your senpai. As well as the rest of the host members like Kyouya- senpai, Kaoru- senpai, Hikaru- senpai, Mori- senpai, and Honey- senpai. Except for Haruhi. Just call her Haruhi."

"What?" said Haruhi offended by his statement.

"Haruhi, you're still a Trainee. Don't worry you'll catch up to the real host members soon."

"I am not calling any of you bastards senpai! I'll just call you Chicken Freak," Nao shouted lecturing about Tamaki as Chicken Freak. Then he looked towards Kyouya. "And you I'll call Mr. Nerdy Birdy. You two twins are the Disorderly Duo!"

"The Disorderly Duo?" the twins said in unison. "Not much of a threat."

"I don't care!" Nao spun around and became aware of the 10-foot giant standing in front of him. "Uhhh Mori, let's see. What shall I call you?"

"He is Takashi!" brought up a mini high-pitched voice. Nao looked down to see where that noise was coming from. He bent down so he was about the same height the same as Honey.

"Hey there Pipsqueak," Nao mocked as he flicked his forehead. "You're so small and short."

"Don't make fun of me!" Honey scowled.

"Why do you have to carry that stupid bunny around with you?"

"Y-you don't think it's cute?" Honey whined.

"No way! Not at all," Nao scoffed.

"Y-you don't…sniff… think…sniff… I'm cute?" Nao noticed Honey was about to cry. Honey rubbed his eyes, trying to wipe the tears off his face.

"Oh no! What a crybaby! Now he's gonna bawl his eyes out." Nao thought rapidly. "No, no, no don't cry," he said tenderly. "You…you're…cu…cu…cough, cute." He stuttered. "Gawd I really did not want to say that."

He patted Honey on the head and swerved through his smooth blond hair.

-A light bulb lights up-

"Okay since that is settled it is time for our guests to arrive," intervened Tamaki.

"Stop right there!" shouted a voice coming out of nowhere. The room began to shake and the sound of gears could be heard. Then out popped a young teenage girl in the girl's uniform of the school with a red bow tied in her brunette pony tailed hair. She was spinning on a platform as she was rose from the floor.Then the platform came to a complete stop.

"Who-who are you?" said Nao dazed.

"Ha ha!" she giggled. "I am the Ouran Host Club's full time manager, Renge!" (A/N I hardly know any of these characters last names so I'll mostly be referring to them by using their first name or nickname.)

"A female manager?" Nao said in disbelief.

"Yeah you got a problem with that newbie!"

"No, not really it just seems unbelievable to have a female to manage such a poor organization."

"We are not a poor organization!" brought up Tamaki as he stood in his own dramatic pose. "We shed our love and beauty to those helpless individuals. It's our society that gives this school a complete meaning of life!"

"There's more to life than just beauty you know," muttered Nao.

"Don't try and explain that to him. He doesn't entirely understand it and won't accept this notion either," admitted Haruhi.

"Back to business. Nao-kun!" Renge said pointing at him. "You are hereby named as the Reckless Type!"

"I'm the what?" questioned Nao.

"Oh ho how could I forget?" Tamaki said while laughing.

"What the hell are you laughing about?"

"As a host member you must have your own personality features to identify your nature which we can make use to and to answer our customers. We all have our own unique qualities," Kyouya began to explain while he was writing some random stuff on his clipboard he held onto. Then he looked up at Nao and continued to explain. "Let's start with Tamaki, our prince type. We have Mori, our wild type. Honey, the loli-shota type. Hikaru and Kaori, the two devil types. Me as our cool type. And lastly Haruhi, the natural type. Among the many variations we pride ourselves of." At the end of his speech they were all holding different colored roses, except for Haruhi.

"So I'm the reckless type? Well, eventhough it does kind of suit me."

"Yes of course. Only I can actually analyze a person's true soul and character. I'm quite disappointed the rest of the host members can't," Renge bragged.

"Yeah, yeah at least we got that over with already. Now it is time for our guests to arrive!" declared Tamaki.

The doors opened and in ran about 100 fan girls screaming their heads off to see them. Though most of them ran towards Nao rather than Tamaki.

"How? Why are all those girls running towards Nao? He's just a rookie!" complained Tamaki. "They should be gathering around to meet me! Grrr on the first day and already he's won the hearts of those girls!"

"Wow at this rate Nao might actually get 5,000 designations faster than we thought," informed Hikaru.

"Yeah, he just might," agreed Kaoru.

"All those beautiful girls running away from me and leaving me in those lonely world," cried Tamaki.

Despite the fact that all the girls were huddling around Nao, Nao did not enjoy it one bit. He strived to pry loose from the crowds of girls who surrounded him.

"Get off of me! Get the hell away! Let go!" he shouted. But it was no use. The girls kept on praising him and asking him questions like 'Oh Tamaki-kun you are so handsome and wonderful!' or 'Tamaki-kun why did you dye your hair brown?' and some even said 'Tamaki-kun I love your new hair style it's so much more dazzling.'

"Get away from that phony!" Tamaki hollered. "I am the real Tamaki. The original king."

The girls stopped moving and realized he was telling the truth. "He's right! He's right!" shouted Nao agreeing with Tamaki. "Now get off me."

-Awhile Later, With Nao-

"I'm so sorry how I behaved earlier Nao-kun," apologized one of the girls who designated her time to be with Nao. "I hope you can forgive me."

"Yeah sure whatever," he scoffed. He was sitting in a golden armed chair around a polished wooden table with three girls who chose to be with him. "I am not enjoying this. I am not enjoying this. I am not enjoying this."

"So you're the new host, Nao-kun?" asked another girl. "You're so cute! I just love your hair. It's so shaggy yet it looks so smooth and radiant."

"Uhh thanks I guess," he replied dully.

"Okay three girls down 4,997 to go." He sighed in his thoughts. "What should I do now? Oh right woo them. But how? I'm no good with this crap."

"M-my l-l-lady," he stuttered. Through his stuttering the girls just thought he was being shy around such lovely girls. This made them more eager to hear what he was going to say. He leaned in closer to a girl with blonde hair and calm blue eyes. "Have you got a map? Cause I've seem to have lost myself in your charming eyes." Then he moved over to another girl with dark raven hair and said, "Is it hot in here or is it just you?" Next he directed himself towards a girl with light brown hair and green eyes. "Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon."

"Oh gawd what cheesy sayings! There is no way these girls would ever want to choose me again." He thought in dismay.

"Oooh Nao-kun," said the girl with green eyes. "That was so flattering of you. It makes me want to…"

At that moment Nao put his fingers on top of the girl's lips. "Hush, don't make another sound. If you faint I'll catch you in my warm embrace."

"Eeeya!" squealed the other two girls in excitement. "He's so dreamy! Nao-kun, you're so magnificent!"

"C-can I designate you again tomorrow?" asked the green eyes girl.

"I would be honored if you did," Nao said pleasingly.

"This is going pretty good. But I don't understand how these girls could fall for such stupid quotes. Either way I'll pay off this damn debt in no time." He thought to himself in pride.

-Somewhere Behind Nao, With The Twins-

"Hmm he seems to be doing pretty well on his first day," said Hikaru.

"Yeah a little too well. He might be even be better at this than Haruhi," added Kaoru.

Suddenly an idea popped in their heads.

"Are you thinking what I'm think, Kaoru?"

"I sure am, Hikaru."

They smiled evilly and had a naughty scheme in mind. They agreed they would plan to do it a bit later when they knew they wouldn't be needed for anytime soon.

Sorry it kind of took me awhile to finish this but I had other stuff to attend to. Also just because I'm very lazy. Please review.

Oh and if you don't understand the lightbulb part I'll just explain it in the next chapter. Hopefully in the next chapter it'll be when the whole

host group discovers that Nao is actually a girl. lol See ya!