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(The Art of Killing)


I was on a ship with Captain Kid

Marine's showed up and he blew his lid

He's says they're all broken, all twisted and wrong,

So how many heads can the captain screw on?

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One, two, three, four

Captain Kid knocked at my door

Five, six, seven, eight

Goodbye family, it's too late

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I was in a prison with Captain Kid

All the other prisoners just ran and hid

He says they're weak, and ugly 'cause they pout

So how many frowns can the captain hammer out?

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One, two, three, four

Captain kid knocked at my door

Five, six, seven, eight

Goodbye mommy, it's to late

.

I was on an island with Captain Kid

He warned 'Don't try and fight!' but they all did

He says they're restless, and their hate won't settle

So how many people can the captain fill full of metal?

.

One, two, three, four

Captain kid knocked at my door

Five, six, seven, eight

Goodbye daddy, it's too late

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I was in a bounty bar with Captain Kid

He's got a bounty on his head, the highest on the grid

He says hunters are brainless, they just goof-off

So how many heads can the captain saw off?

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One, two, three, four

Captain kid knocked at my door

Five, six, seven, eight

Goodbye sister, it's too late

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I once was sailing with Captain Kid

He goes to all the islands that people forbid

He says they've got no backbone, too frail and nice

So how many spines can the captain vice?

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One, two, three, four

Captain kid knocked at my door

Five, six, seven, eight

Goodbye brother, it's too late

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I was on the ocean with the red-haired Captain

I'm a silly little kid, so I slapped him

He's said I was stupid, my mistake to try and fight

But don't you worry; the Captain can fix me up right!

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One, two, three, four

Captain kid knocked at my door

Five, six, seven, eight

It's far too little, far too late


Hello again. Sorry. Life happens. Here's a poem.

I considered posting this to what I was thinking about for a sequel to this series, one about the 11 supernovas. Then I realized, at the pace One Piece is going right now, it will probably take ten years before there's enough information on all of them to write poems about their characters.

I can't make any guarantees on continuing to update, though if this is any indication, find solace in the fact that even months without updating won't deter me from trying again.

Happy