I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS!!

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ACTIVATING THEME SONG: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE


"I can't believe that it actually took that long for them to realize I'm a girl. These guys must be really pathetic." Thought Nao.

She was sitting slouched in a golden-armed chair leaning her chin on top of her hand, sighing. The host club kept asking Nao such obnoxious questions about herself and family history and all that blah, blah, blah. It felt like she was being interrigated in a cross-examination. Seriously she thought she was going to die of boredom. She hated having conversations about her personal thoughts. But she continued each and every question the host clubs attacked her with.

"So why are you here at Ouran? And why are you wearing the school's boy uniforms?" asked Tamaki.

"What exclusive company industry does your family manage?" questioned Kyouya while writing every single word Nao answers in his notebook.

"What's your favorite color Nao-chan?" asked Honey.

"How can you be afraid of stupid little rubber spider?" mocked the twins.

"Be quiet! Don't talk about that cruel prank you two pulled on her," interfered Haruhi. "Besides from our Host club do you like your new school? What's your family like? "

"Do you like cake, Nao-chan? I love cake!" squeaked Honey.

From all these questions Mori was the only host who didn't ask anything, which Nao was grateful for. But she did answer them one by one.

"I was transferred here because I got in a fight with another student at my old school. Principals said I wasn't getting along with the other students that well so they shipped me off here. Sheesh being in that school felt like I was a preschooler," she answered one of Tamaki's questions.

Then she went onto his next question. "Well I'd rather these ones than the girls because I really despise such frilly dresses. Also I hate yellow. I don't understand why girls' love these uniforms cause they seem really gay. I admit that I even liked the uniforms at my old school better."

"Why?" shrieked Renge. "No other school has the most beautiful designs like these. It brings great happiness to girls. These uniforms show elegance and classiness just like the ones in Paris!" she began dancing around the room, twirling and showing off. Though she wasn't paying attention to where she was going and slammed into a wall. She fell on her back and was out cold.

"Hmmm I like her better this way," teased Nao. "Those dresses also bring a large distraction."

"What did you like better about your old uniform?" asked Haruhi.

"They were a light brownish color. Nothing too fancy and nothing too dull." Then she went to Kyouya's question and said, "My father is a real estate executive. You know he buys property and builds business companies there."

"Then your father must be a very busy and solemn businessman," stated Kyouya.

"He is," Nao admitted. "We barely ever see or talk to each other because he's so busy. He always makes up the lamest excuses that we can never spend any time together. It's kinda lonely living in a big mansion with just random servants."

"What about your mother?" Haruhi brought up.

"Well my mother isn't exactly with dad and me any more."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. My mother passed away too when I was very young."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa whoever said my mother is dead?"

"You mean she isn't? I just assumed…"

"Listen here, my parents had a divorce years ago! My mom moved somewhere to America and from what I hear she's some kind of model or debutant."

"Then you must miss her very much."

"Nah I really don't care about her. The memories I have of her are torture. She wanted me to grow up and become a perfect little lady." And with that Nao coughed up a large spitball and shot out into one of the vases. Everyone seemed disgusted but Nao didn't care and resumed her response, "as you can see that is the opposite of what she wanted me to be. She can't control me now. I'll do what I want to do. And I'll become whatever I become."

"Nao-chan! Oh Nao-chan I have an important question to ask!" yelled Honey who was bouncing up and down.

"What is it you little twit…?" said Nao irritated.

"You're so mean," whined Honey.

"Like I care. Now ask your question or I'll just ignore you."

"Do you think I'm cute?" he asked sweetly.

Nao paused for a while, "…Uhhh next question please."

"Wait! Wait! Wait! Answer my question first!" he complained.

"YES YOU'RE CUTE! There I answered your question. Jeez you always give me such a headache!"

"Yay Nao-chan likes me!"

"Phe…" she scoffed. She got up from her seat and began walking around just to stretch out her legs. From behind her the threatening twins crept up and jumped over her shoulders and shouted "Boo!" on both ends of her ears.

"Eeek!" she screeched. "Wh-what do you want? Can't I get a break from you two?"

"You're a girl right?" said Hikaru.

"No duh! Need your brain cells checked? Didn't we all already establish the fact that I'm a girl?"

"Well if you're a girl…" said Kaoru.

"Yeah…" said Nao getting concerned about what they were going to ask.

"If you're a girl," Hikaru continued, "then why don't you have breasts?

"What?" she screamed. "You two are really perverts you know that?"

"It was just a question. You must be flat chested then right? Cause I mean you look as flat as a board," taunted Kaoru.

"Get away from me!" said Nao offended. "For your information I so do have breasts but why would you want to know? You were looking at them weren't you? You two are such huge perverts! I can't believe this club consists of perverts."

"Hmmm they have a point though," said Tamaki walking over to Nao. "How do we know for sure that you're a female?"
At that instant Tamaki prompted his hands on Nao's chest. He slid his hands across her chest and was able to feel two very soft rounds bumps. Immediately he blushed.

"Get your hands off of me!" Nao screamed. Suddenly she karate kicked him right in the face and pours of blood shot out of his nose. He yelled in pain and crawled into a corner crying a river of tears that flowed throughout the room.

"That's what you deserve for touching me! You're just lucky I wont report you to the school's principal!"

"I had no idea Tamaki-senpai would do that! I am so deeply sorry for his inappropriate actions!" apologized Haruhi. "He won't do it again I guarantee that."

"For hurting our king that's an addition of 500 more designations to your debt," claimed Kyouya.

"You have got to be kidding me! It was his fault for touching me!" Nao shrieked.

"You will also be needing to pay for his injuries and wounds you've just done onto him," was all Kyouya ended with.

"Damn you bastards!" she angrily marched towards the glass windows with her back facing them.

"Kyouya-senpai I really don't think it was her fault," said Haruhi concerned. "She's still new here and isn't used to this. Maybe if you go easy on her…"

Kyouya cut her off and said, "Punishment is never easy. If I do go easy on her now she'll never learn her lesson."

"You're being totally unreasonable."

"Do you want me to add more designations to your debt as well?"

"Uhh…no," she mumbled.

"Go and talk to her."

"What?"

"Comfort her. You're both female. I think she'll feel more contented talking to a person who can understand her. No one here sure can't, and I doubt I'll relieve her in any way."

"All right senpai." Haruhi sauntered near Nao. But Nao paid no heed to communicate with her. "She must be really upset. I don't blame her though. Maybe if I can get to make her talk about something we both have in common, she'll finally take notice of me." Haruhi thought.

"I…" she began but was cut short from Nao interfering.

"Haruhi you are so lucky," asserted Nao turning to face Haruhi. "You actually have people who care about you and you have the time to do so."

"That was unexpected but maybe I can make something out of that."

"What do you mean, Nao?" questioned Haruhi.

"I mean that because your poor you have probably have a family that notices you and loves you. Mine is split up and I have no one to turn to. You do something for someone, as for me I have nothing. I can't do anything right. Even this damn club likes you."

"Oh boy," sighed Haruhi "Oh I get it now. She's just been so lonely and has no one to look up to her." "Nao its nothing like that. But I would appreciate it if you didn't call me poor. I live an average life you know."

"I know but you have friends. No one understands me and I don't think no one will."

"Well if you give them a chance to enter your life then you'll get to know them better and become closer friends. I love my father very much too even though he can be a bit odd. Tell me Nao…"

"Hmmm?"

"Why does it seem difficult for you to meet friends?"

"I don't know," this time Nao looked out the window and saw the water fountain spouting out gushes of water. "I suppose its because I can find no common interest with other people. Especially in this school with preppy girls, gay guys and other unisexual students." She was referring to Haruhi with this and she felt a little offended.

"Not everyone is like that Nao. Come on join the others," she offered. "I promise no one will tease you from now on."

"…Fine," Nao gave in.

From Haruhi's statement and a bit of lecturing the Hosts treated Nao like a normal school girl similar to Haruhi except when it was time for their guests to arrive Nao was a male host. Tamaki and the twins apologized and Nao still dealt with them the same way as before and called them by their nicknames she made up. But they all seemed to be having more fun as time passed.

A month later Nao had already completed less than half but more than a quarter of designations. But on one certain day something unexpected happened. Tamaki greeted his new designator. Apparently she was a new student at the school. She had long wavy gray hair and delicate brown eyes. She neatly took a seat with him and was easily stunned by his handsome appearance.

However near Tamaki was Nao's and her designators. Also adjacent to her were the troublesome twins.

"Why do those two have to act to suitable to those girls but not me? They're also sometimes polite to Haruhi. Maybe I should start changing my attitude. But I have been improving a lot." She thought as she glanced over at the twins who were actually behaving more politely with their designators than with herself.

Out of the blue the twins appeared leaning on each of the sides of her shoulders. Nao was prepared this time and didn't scream out. "Now what do you want?" she asked annoyed.

"Nothin," they responded together.

"Can't you see that I'm busy? There must be a logical reason why you're over here at my table."

"Well in fact we were just wondering if you know who that new chick is with his royal majesty."

"Ha royal majesty my ass!" she sneered. "And no I don't know who she is."

"But she does look awfully familiar." Though Nao. She couldn't quite see the new designator that well, only the back of her head.

Surprisingly Tamaki gently escorted the girl over towards the huddled group. "Why you three seem to be gawking amazedly at my new darling here," he said. "Allow me to introduce you to everyone my dear." He said towards the girl.

Finally with a clear view to see the young woman's appearance Nao knew instantly who she was.

"Nao, Hikaru, Kaoru this is…."

"O-Oneesan!?" Nao stammered shockingly.

"Oneesan?" said the three very confused stooges.


sorry for the late update but i've been having some technical difficulties with my computer. i know that some stuff in this chapter is kind of unneccessary but i didn't know wat else to type. if you have any good ideas please share them with me. then i would write them in my chapters!also the next chapter i'll update even sooner!

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