YOU KNOW THE DRILL. I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS!

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CUE THEME SONG: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

"O-Oneesan?!" Nao stammered, who was shocked to meet the person she was standing in front of.

"Oneesan?" questioned the three stooges.

"Reiko? Is that you? So we meet again. I'm so happy to see you!" Instantly the joyful person began hugging Nao so tight her face turned into different shades of bright colors.

"Wh-what are you doing here?" she choked.

The designator placed Nao down and looked at her with little hearts in her eyes. "You're still seem the same from last time I saw you. But this time you've changed more…uhhh…boyish. Goodness Reiko why are you dressed like that? At first I almost didn't recognize you. You really do look like a boy. Does father know about this? Mother will shun you for life if she saw you like this!"

"Shut up! You know that I hate all this girly stuff of our world. Of course father doesn't know. He barely pays attention to me as to my wardrobe. Hell to my mother! Like I care about her."

"You shouldn't say such things Reiko. Even so, I still love you deeply my dear oneechan!"

"Oneechan? She's your sister?" yelled the three stooges.

"Hold on, you're real name is Reiko?" said Hikaru stunned and thrilled to hear this.

Reiko sighed, "Yes my real name is Reiko. And this is my older oneesan and his name is Nao." She said pointing at Tamaki's tall and lovely designator.

"OMG! You're, you're, you're a boy?" shrieked Tamaki. "This girl is a boy? This designator is a boy? No!! I've been scarred for life. Wasting my beautiful looks and courteousness to this…this- this male?"

"Jeez, you're being over dramatic," said the real Nao. "So I'm gay. Is that really a big deal?"

Reiko sighed in an embarrassment and her face began turning red. Wow her face is turning into a lot of colors in this chapter.

"Wow this family is very odd," Kaoru whispered to Hikaru.

"You're telling me," Hikaru whispered back.

The rest of the host members came over to see what the whole commotion was about. Kyouya stated that the Host Club would be closed early. Each and every attractive female student left with disappointment. During this time the host members asked even more questions to get things straight and until everyone understood what the hell was wrong with this family. Everyone was still too shocked to believe this lovely young woman was really a male. Even Haruhi was too stunned to almost say anything.

"Where to begin, where to begin," pondered Kyouya.

"Let me help ya!" offered Reiko. "Wondering why I took my older brother's name instead of my original name?"

"Well yes, but also how? The school board does not accept falsely named students. We take many notes of criminal records, old school grades, birth dates, and their rightful name."

"I'll answer this. Alright Nao?"

"Sure," he smiled.

"Okay I used my oneesan's name because I hated mine. So oneesan and I agreed to switch our names. I still hated the name Nao but it was better than Reiko. I didn't think I would be identified as male here at the school. But when everyone assumed I was a guy so I just played along and pretended to be your average teenage boy. Then I became a host member and yeah you know the rest."

"How did you get pass the school's security board?" Kyouya asked.

"Oh puh-lease you really think this school has a well built security identification system and everything? There was only one way to get pass that."

"Money," said Reiko and Kyouya in unison.

"It's that simple!" she exclaimed.

"You're father must have paid a lot to alter your name," Kyouya stated.

"Yeah it sure was! But my father was willing to do anything to make me happy or at least satisfied."

"Now that we got that settled," interfered Tamaki, "would you mind explaining why you're so-called older brother is wearing the girl's uniform!" he shrieked.

"Jeez just chill. I was kidding about being gay and all," said Nao. He flipped his flowing gray strands of hair and it shimmered in the room's bright lighting system. He was wearing longer hair extensions, his hair isn't really like that. He wanted his hair to be longer like a girl's but he was impatient for his hair to grow that fast so he bought gray extensions to match his original hair color.

"Don't believe him. My oneesan is really gay. He loves all those girly things. The outfits, the makeup, those chic flicks, and his hero is Madonna from America," Reiko explained. "He even has weird that American singer posters all over his bedroom walls. Oh what's his name…? Justice Kick-her-leg?"

"It Justin Timberlake oneechan," Nao said correcting her answer, yet still took umbrage at.

"Whatever! Like it matters."

"Aww oneechan you make everything sound so dreary. Living the girl world is simply the best!"

"You think I'm an embarrassment to the Minori family? Heh just look at you! You're completely opposite of who you should be!"

"Look who's talking oneechan! You yourself should behave in a ladylike manner."

"Well I don't want to! But the only similar with you now and how you should act is that you still accumulate those collectable dolls."

"First of all they're called action figures. And second of all I'm only collecting Chinese porcelain dolls. They're absolutely darlings they are. You should see how many I have now. I've got 42!"

"Good for you. I don't care," said Reiko in a tedious tone of voice.

"It's nice that you two are catching up on things but how the hell did you get in this school dressed as a female?" screeched Tamaki. "Let me guess."

"Money," said Tamako, Nao, and Reiko simultaneously.

"I should've known. Now that I think about it this school's organization is very pathetic."

"You just realized it now? Wow you really are slow on these sort of matters," said Reiko sarcastically. "The school isn't the only thing that is pathetic."

"Don't you go there Reiko-chan!"

"Damn you! Don't call me Reiko-chan!" at that moment a piece of cake appeared in front of her face. "Gahhh!" she yelled as she was falling back.

"Rei-chan, do you want some cake? It's coconut cream!" Honey exclaimed happily.

"No I don't and don't call me that! Who eats coconut flavored ice cream?"

"Aww Rei-chan doesn't want cake? Then I'll just eat it!" he swallowed the cake whole.

"You are so adorable!" Nao squealed and started dancing in circles with Honey in his arms. "I could just eat you up!"

"Uhh Nao-chan I don't feel so good," now Honey's face began turning green and little swirls appeared in his eyes. "Could you please put me down…I feel like I'm gonna…"

Nao stopped and set him back on his feet. But Honey kept spinning around and around and around, covering his mouth. At that instant Honey barfed, not on the ground but on innocent and now sickened Reiko. Then she screamed her lungs out.

"Oh my freakin…" she began except her oneesan covered her mouth with his hand. She was still mumbling her words though the host members could hardly understand her. They did know she was very upset from all the kicking and attempting to hurt Honey in anyway she could. She struggled through Nao's and the twin's grasp, it was useless.

Honey fell asleep exhausted. Mori simply carried the tired boy on his back to rest on a couch.

"Oneechan please calm down! It was an accident," Nao persisted, "Actually it was my fault really. But how can you deny such cuteness?"

Reiko bit Nao's hand and he yowled in pain. Her mouth was currently free from her brother's clutches and she continued her words she was about to say before he cut her off.

"Why you little brat! I oughta shove the rest of that cake up your mmmphasmfa…" and once again Nao quickly shut her mouth preventing her to say those harsh words. Slowly and forcefully Nao dragged Reiko into a room to change privately.

"Let go of me! What are you doing?" she screeched. Nao finally let her go tossed her one of the girl's clean uniform, which she caught. "Do you expect me to wear this?"

"This is no time to argue oneechan," he declared. He turned his back for her to change alone.

Reiko grumbled as she was switching into the girl's uniform. Then she muttered, "Why are you here at this school? It's so unlike you to just pop out here from America. Especially in the middle of the school year. As kids we hated each other yet now you act like a loving lost brother. I don't understand. "

Nao hesitated before he responded. He looked back at his little sister and was actually amazed. She was, in fact, very pretty. Her eyes gave an angry stare but still somehow gleamed with bright intensity. Her skin was completely flawless and as he was just about to comment on her appearance he remembered to not to say anything appealing to her aloud or else she'd pummel him to pieces.

"Mother wants you to come live with us in America," he finally answered.

Maybe this chapter didn't come as soon as i thought but i was feeling lazy. so don't except the chapters to come out as quickly. i'm

doing my best especially when school final exams are arriving. so yeah...please review and stay tuned.