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"Mother wants you to come live with us in America," Reiko's older brother finally answered, solemnly.
Reiko became silent and still.
"I know this is quite sudden news so you may take all the time you need to…"
He was shortly stopped by a shouting and gleeful relief. "Wahoo! Oneesan that's simply the best news I ever heard for a long time!" she yelled. She ran up and hugged him tightly that this time his face turned into many shades of colors.
"I...didn't … think…you'd be…gasp so…happy…about it," he huffed through his words.
"Are you kidding me? I'm ecstatic about it! Now I can leave this awful place and forget about everything that has happened to me these past few months. Oh oneesan I love you!"
"Can't…breathe!" he choked.
"Oh sorry Nao," she let go and let him catch his breath.
"That's wonderful to hear that you don't mind coming back but what you said about this school…"
"Not only this school, these useless host guys too."
"Even so…are you sure you want to leave all this behind. You don't care about this or anyone here?"
"Nope! So when can we leave?" she said getting excited.
"Not for awhile. We both still need to be educated here you know. Mother is also incredibly busy too. She said she'd send us a telegram telling us when we are permitted to go home."
"So that means…" Reiko began to whimper.
"Yeah so we'll be staying here for awhile longer! I'm glad, how about you?" he smiled. When he looked at his younger sister her face had eyes that were like red daggers, her lips were evilly curled, and she looked as if she grown 10 feet taller. "From the look on your face you don't seem too delighted…uhhh o-oneechan, what are you planning to do with that bucket?" he stammered.
Reiko, obviously, was holding a janitor's bucket in one hand and a toilet plunger in the other. You can use your imagination of what she was going to do. There were some "banging" and "clattering" noises coming from the closet. All the host members, except for Honey, wondered what was going on inside that cramped closet. They surrounded its entrance, bewildered.
Once the noises ended, Reiko stepped out of the closet, looking satisfied yet still upset, and all eyes were set on her. Next her brother came out with a bucket on his head and was swaying clumsily from side to side, feeling dizzy. Everyone was astonished that Reiko came out wearing a dress and how lovely she looked and that Nao came out with a bucket stuck on his noggin.
"Wow, for a tomboy you sure look damn good in that girl's uniform," Hikaru strangely commented. Kaoru nodded in agreement.
"Good, good, good!" Renge observed. She started circling Reiko, who felt annoyed. "I have to come to a conclusion and say that you look absolutely stunning in both uniforms. Though I mostly consider you should wear the girl's more often. Boys will go crazy over you now! This is perfect! Its like you having two identities!"
"I have to admit you do appear decent," Haruhi was the next to comment. "Too bad you chose to go with the boy's uniform."
"Look who's talking!" Reiko snapped.
Tamaki just blushed and Mori didn't say anything nor show any emotion.
"Stop staring at me like that!"
"Uhh right…" said Tamaki. "So exactly what happened while you two were in there?"
"Something you wish wouldn't happen to you. Stay on my good side or I'll do much more worse than what I did to my oneesan. No questions asked. Got it?"
"Got it!" he replied instantly and he raised his hand, saluting her as a signal that he understood clearly.
"Good. Don't you have anything to say to me Mr. Nerdy Birdy?""
"I am not obliged to answer a question in such a ludicrous manner," he answered sternly while continue to write random words in his notebook. " In any case it's about time we return to our daily classes," informed Kyouya. "Nao?"
"Yes?" Nao answered which sounded like an echo since his head was still hidden beneath the bucket.
"What class will you be present at?"
"Oh I'm in the same as my oneechan's naturally!"
"Cool then you'll be in the same class as us!" exclaimed Kaoru.
"Your not gonna still be wearing that are you? The teachers here don't permit anyone to wear hats in school, including metal types," said Hikaru.
"No of course not! If I could only get this off…" Nao said struggling to force the bucket off of him. "Ummm a little help please?"
"Hmmm I like you this way," mocked Reiko.
"That's no way to treat your oneesan," said Haruhi. "You should respect him as he respects you."
"He/She never showed my any respect!" bellowed the Minori sibling pointing at each other, though Nao was pointing at a statue since he still couldn't see through the bucket.
"Look who's talking bucket head!" Reiko shouted.
"You don't even know the word of respect little Rei Rei!" Nao shouted back at the head of the statue. Reiko stood behind him and was just about to kick his butt until the two twins dragged her away from him.
"Why you…!"
"If you're going to be moving with me and mother you should behave more like a young lady and you need to learn adequate manners to impress mother with."
"Oh hell no!" she shouted towards him.
"Hold on," interrupted Haruhi. "You're moving? To your mother? In a America?"
"Yes I've decided to leave this country and most importantly this club. Then I won't need to pay off this damn debt anymore. Also you can't do anything, even if you put charges against me, I'll still be free."
"Hmm what you say is true," stated Kyouya.
"But when will you be leaving?" asked Haruhi getting exceedingly frustrated. "Won't you miss anyone here?"
"Nope," she answered.
"Don't worry Haruhi we won't be leaving for quite awhile. Not until mother sends us a telegram that we are authorized to depart for America," Nao notified while still trying to get the bucket off of him. "This bucket is really jammed on tight!"
"Oh that explains why Reiko did this to him." Haruhi thought.
"It's time for class anyway. We'll all meet up here except I advise Reiko to leave early without anyone noticing hopefully," affirmed Kyouya.
"Why?" Tamaki asked him.
"Because everyone at this school assumes that Reiko is a male student. Also she is a host member now and we don't want to spread the news of her true identity. So we need to keep it in secret as well as for Haruhi's identity."
"Oh right. That's why you're the smart one!"
"Yeah and that's why you're the dumb one," Reiko added.
"You are… difficult."
"I'd rather be difficult than be a total retard."
"That's enough both of you!" Haruhi declared raising her voice. "Let's just get through our last classes, leave peacefully, and with any luck, just end all of this child's play."
"But Haruhi?" whined Tamaki.
"Not another word."
"Fine I'll just get back at her another time."
"You, Haruhi...You're beginning to sound just like my mother," whispered Reiko. She walked out of the music room and headed towards downstairs.
"Wait, wait, wait oneechan!" Nao shouted while running in the direction of his sister when suddenly he crashed into a wall and fell on his back. "Oww that really hurt." I want to point out that in spite of everything, he's wearing the metal bucket on his head and can't see where he's going.
In class Reiko didn't pay any concentration on that day's lesson in history. The teacher didn't even notice her change of clothes. Neither did the other students of the class. They were all too busy studying or sleeping. For Reiko, instead she thought about life if she did prefer travel to America to be with her mother. Nao took a seat at the far end of the classroom away from Reiko and resumed wearing his bucket helmet.
"Maybe my mom will continue being the same just as before. Or maybe she's finally changed and will accept who I am. But if I do go she might persuade me into being a model or something. Now I'm really confused. I can't decide. The path of becoming a diva or stay here and pay off this ridiculous debt."
All that thinking gave her a headache so she decided to try and listen to some parts of today's history lesson. Just briefly she lost her concentration.
"Blah, blah, blah, this teacher knows nothing. All we're learning is about these two groups of people who started hitting each for like 4 days and died. I don't see what the point of learning about something that already happened years ago. Its like remembering what we ate this morning or how many times we asked our parents for a raise of an allowance and they always say no."
Reiko sighed. Nao sighed as well in grief.
After school
"So how's been father, Reiko?" Nao asked while they were walking home. Recently right after their last class, a guy from the wrestling club easily heaved the bucket off of his head. Of course the guy, not knowing Nao was actually a male student, didn't offer to help him for free so they both came to an agreement to go on a date. Nao, being gay and all, didn't really mind going on a date with another male.
"You could say he's doing pretty well. Though he's been extremely hectic too like mother I guess," Reiko responded. "Uhhh oneesan?"
"Hmm?"
"Please tell me that the rumor is false."
"What rumor?"
"That you arranged to go on a date with that freak from the wrestling club."
"It's true," Nao answered not feeling abashed or think how awkward it sounds of going on a gay date.
"Right…the school doesn't know we're related yet so let's keep it that way!"
"But they'll find out eventually."
Reiko remained silent until they both reached her enormously wealth estates filled with servants, or her mansion. Surprisingly the mansion wasn't that far from the school. Nao was going to knock on the door when suddenly Reiko firmly grasped his wrist, halting him.
"What's wrong Reiko?" he asked curiously.
"A warning," she notified. She stared cautiously at the entrance of the huge house.
"I need a warning to enter your, well now our home?"
"You don't know anything about what goes on inside that mansion. Follow me. We'll sneak in around the back."
"Reiko you're being paranoid. What could possibly happen?" he forced his little sister's hand off of him and pushed against the hard wooden door.
"No Nao!" she yelled but it was too late. The door swung open and an assembly of butlers, maids, and cooks dressed in black armor or disguises, these people are really nuts, surrounded them with fatal weapons. They pointed their guns, ninja swords, a cannon, and even a helicopter contained with missiles at the two of them.
"State your purpose," declared one.
"Uhh Reiko…how should I say this but ummm what the hell is going on?" shrieked Nao.
"She moved!" shouted another. "After her!"
Quickly and roughly they seized poor Nao and tied him with rope. They even stuck tape across his mouth. Next they dragged him towards an immense sized pool, and inside the pool was a man-eating white shark. Nao squirmed to get loose but it was useless. The butlers brought him over towards the edge of the pool.
Then one said, "Get ready for the swim of a life time unless your friend here knows the password."
Tears were falling from Nao's face and Reiko didn't seem to be surprised. At first she stared in disbelief. Then she whispered some words into one of the butlers' ears. With that the butler immediately began hugging Reiko.
"Its alright everyone!" he announced. "Reiko Minori has come home!"
At that moment everyone sighed, especially Nao who was relieved. They put away their enhanced weaponry, somehow changed into their white regular uniforms, and gathered around Reiko. They also forgot about Nao and kept him struggling on the ground.
"We missed you terribly Miss Reiko. I hope we didn't harm you in any way," apologized one of the maids. "You know how your father cares about your protection." She smiled.
"Yes the new security is working just fine…" Reiko mumbled.
"Who is your friend, Miss Reiko?" asked a butler.
"Oh him? I almost forgot…"
"How the hell could you forget your own flesh and blood?" Nao thought in his mind and crying at the same time.
"That's my oneesan…" she answered solemnly.
"Y-y-your oneesan?" everyone gasped. "Sir Nao has come back?"
"But look at him!" shouted a maid. "Look at what those awful Americans did to him! He's turned gay!"
"No, his whole manly figure became more womanly!" shouted another.
"No, he turned into Michael Jackson!"
"Yes, all what you said is true now untie him."
Two butlers did as she said. They carried him over and gently placed him beside her. Nao glared at her and gave her a hard nudge in the shoulder.
"Forgive us but we did not recognize you, Sir Nao!" everyone pleaded. They bowed their heads in respect. Nao just nodded indicating that he was fine.
"Yeah, yeah whatever. Now where is my father?" Reiko commanded.
"Your father is away, Miss Reiko," one of them replied.
"When will he return?"
"We're not entirely sure…he went away on an important business trip. He ordered us to take care of you while he was gone."
"Well I guess that means we're going to be spending a lot of brotherly and sisterly bonding time. Huh Rei Rei?" Nao happily commented.
"Where is the grim reaper when I need him?" Reiko hung her head in misery and sighed once more.