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Not I don't own Naruto… all hail Kishimoto-sama!

Intro

Konichiwa My name is Haruno Sakura, but for now my name is Haruno Saki. The reason why I changed my name is because I'm going to all boys' school for basketball team! It's really hard to live as a boy especially if you have to live with an arrogant bastard…. And not to mention most of the guys call me newbie's… I always wonder "IS EVERY HOT GUYS MUST BE A JERK OR A FREAK?"

Recess

Sakura was in bathroom BOYS bathroom, in front of the mirror see if everything was doing okay. She checked her wig it seemed pretty good and it won't fall if you move too much. Then somebody entered the bathroom, which had Blonde hair, blue eyes, and whiskers? The only person she knew who had those was loud, annoying Uzumaki Naruto.

"Hey its you newbie!" Naruto screamed as he punched Sakura in the arm, Sakura winced in pain and rubbed her shoulder laughing nervously.

"h-hey Naruto!" Apparently Naruto came here to ahem pee? Sakura went pale when she heard the 'zippp' sound… She wasn't looking, and when she tried to leave,

"So how old are you?" Naruto asked and she could hear the water noise hit the guy's toilet she gulped….

"Se-seven teen…" Sakura said as she trembled and started to leave again but…

"So where are you from…?"

"Ky-kyoto…"

"Ah soo deska!!! Is there a lot of cute girls there??" Naruto asked excitedly,

'Hot the hell should I know I'm not even from Kyoto!' Sakura panicked.

"so-sort of…." Sakura was sweating now and Naruto was taking his time…

"Hey newbie were you like, popular there with the girls?"

"Its Saki… and uhmm Maybe?"

"Can you hook me up with a hot girl?" Naruto asked excitedly

'Figures boys…' Sakura thought. "Uhh sure!"

"Cool! But before you go! Want to compare?!" Naruto asked again!

"c-c-c-co-compare…?" Sakura was really pale and was sweating.

"yah! Girls like bigger one's right?!"

"I have no idea…"

"c'mon don't be shy!" when Naruto was walking to Sakura, Sakura panicked and ran out of the bathroom.

Naruto zipped his pants and looked at the door… "geez I was just kidding…" He mumbled.

Lunch

'man that was a disaster!' Sakura thought as she wiped away the sweats from her forehead. She came into the cafeteria which was full, and saw open table. Sakura sat there, and saw the so called 'Uchiha' sitting alone in one table.

"I guess he's really anti-social person huh?" Sakura mumbled. She took out her lunch and started eating and felt a palm on her shoulder. She looked back and panicked it was the DEVIL called Naruto. Naruto grinned at Sakura, and there was Shikamaru, Kiba, Neji and few unknown people.

"yo! you're sitting at our table!" Naruto said. Sakura stood up, as she mumbled sorry.

But Naruto pushed her down so she sat back to her seat again.

"don't worry you can sit with us!" Naruto exclaimed.

"so how's the classes are going Saki?" Neji asked. Sakura smiled at him

"oh its not bad except the teachers…" Neji smirked

"yeah… most of the teachers are messed up…"

"oy Saki I want you to meet Sai, Lee, Shino, Chouji, Gaara, and Kankurou." Naruto explained everything as he pointed to the people. Sakura was really getting awkward with Naruto. And Naruto chuckled again and punched her shoulder which again she winced in pain.

"hey about the bathroom thingy! It was a joke so don't act weird toward me…" Naruto grinned sheepishly. Sakura laughed nervous… "I knew that..!"

"hey dickless looks like newbie's dick is smaller then you…" The so called Sai smiled at Naruto as Naruto started yelling at him…

'why-why was he looking there…' Sakura thought awkwardly. Then the name 'Gaara, and Kankurou hit her.

'Temari-sempai's little brothers!' Sakura looked at the two.

"u-uhmm do you know Temari?" Sakura asked Gaara and Kankurou.

"yeah she's our cousin" Kankurou said.

"how do you know her?" Gaara asked. 'damn smooth move Sakura!' Her inner self yelled at her.

"uhmm she's my … my… my sisters friend!" Sakura said.

The boy barely spoke as Temari said.

"eeeh? You have a sister is she hot?!" Naruto asked, Sakura sweat dropped.

"I wouldn't know…" Sakura answered.

"Saki-kun! Looking at how weak you're body look's like you need to keep training to improve you're youth!" Lee said, Sakura was observing Lee.

'bowl cut shining hair, fish eyes, glowing teeth that has a sound 'ping' in it…His eye lashes are so freaky…and his eye brows…' inner Sakura was getting really freaked out. Sakura was more freaked when Lee's brow wiggled at her…

"ignore them…" Shino said. "anyway I'm shino I love to collect bugs, I found them really interesting and my room mate is Kiba and Naruto sadly…" Shino said as he pushed his black and round glasses to his nose.

"hey if you wont eat you're lunch can I have it?" Chouji asked.

"su-sure…" Sakura pushed her lunch to Chouji.

"Chouji… you should let the newbie eat his lunch…troublesome person…" Shikamaru muttered.

"oh it's okay!" Sakura defended Chouji as Chouji ate her lunch greedily.

"Chouji love's to eat a lot and he's my roommate" Shikamaru explained.

But Sakura was looking Sasuke, Naruto noticed this.

"oh that's Uchiha Sasuke the most anti-social person you'll ever meet." Naruto said.

"oh ya I kind noticed that… he's my roommate…" Sakura said to Naruto as they all looked at her and murmured…

"unlucky…" all of them Said that! Even Gaara!

"well that's his Destiny…" Neji said know-it-all…

"cut the Destiny crap Neji!" Naruto said as he swing his fist in the air. And Neji muttered 'whatever…' Sakura kept looking at Sasuke…

'maybe if we get to know each other better we could be friends?' Sakura thought dreamily. So she decided to take her chance… She stood up as everybody looked at her. And went to Sasuke…

"hey look the newbie's gonna talk to Uchiha Sasuke!" some kid murmured.

"no way! Man I'm not surprised he's new comer…" The comments kept coming and Sakura ignored it.

"A-ahem!" Sakura corrected her throat, as Sasuke looked at Sakura boringly.

"uh…duhh….durr… i…" Sakura kept stuttering.

"what you want idiot?" Sasuke asked.

"I like you! Lets be friends!" Sakura said as she bowed and everybody in the lunchroom except Sasuke fell from their chair.

"I'm not interested in those stuffs." Sasuke flatly said as he collected his school item. And stood up and walked away.

"hey where are you going?" Sakura asked and Sasuke stopped and looked at her.

"away from you…like I said I'm not gay…" Then Sasuke walked out from the cafeteria. Sakura was pale as a sheet of clean paper. And she walked robotically back to her table tears running down her cheeks non-stop.(anime style) She sat down to her chair, looked like a robot or a zombie. Naruto put his arm on Sakura's shoulder again and laughed nervous.

"hey he's Sasuke he doesn't like anyone… so just leave him be okay?" Naruto asked. And everyone else nodded agreeing with Naruto.

Tsuzuku (to be continued)

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