The three of them were walking down the road, heavy pressure, awkward atmosphere, and confusion. Saki was in the middle of them both. Naruto's eye's were swirling as he had that stupid look on his face. Chibi Sasuke and Saki flying around his head chanting.
"Homosexual! Homosexual!" Naruto couldn't even walk straight!
Then he looked at Sasuke in horror. Sasuke was obviously annoyed by this and had lot of vein pops on his face.
'Baka...I cant believe I said that, why the fuck did i choose that answer?!" Sasuke put his palm on his face covering his red face, because of his anger and embarassment..
'I cant believe he said that... why did he choose that answer??' Saki asked himself who was also dizzy and confused. with swirling eyes...
When they got home. Naruto ran upstairs. and Sasuke and Saki heard Naruto yelling
"SASUKE"S GAY! RUN EVERYONE BEFORE HE HARASSES YOU GUYS TOO!"
everyone was confused, Sasuke? well he was really really mad...
Sasuke stomped upstairs, as he was about to knock Naruto dead...
Saki ran behind him. everyone gathered at their room.
"Naruto..." growled Sasuke, fire coming out of his nose.
"Stay away Sasuke! I don't go that way!!" Naruto screeched as he pointed at Sasuke... which made him more mad.
"hypocrite..." Neji commented.
"ROAAARR!!" Sasuke was about to attack Naruto then Saki held him from the back...
"Yamenasai!" Saki pleaded...
Naruto screamed like a girl.
Sasuke Roared.
Naruto sceramed like a girl.
Sasuke roared.
"Is this another youth full challenge of screaming?!" Lee cried
"then i must Join as well!"
Lee howled.
Naruto screamed.
Sasuke roared.
Lee howled.
Naruto screamed.
Sasuke roared.
All this bickering made Akamaru barked. And there it was the three genius morons screaming, and a little puppy barking. Everyone got annoyed..
Neji had his palm on his face. with a vein pop.
"Can someone please explain what happened..." Neji pleaded.
Saki laughed nervous as he was still trying to stop Sasuke from beating Naruto to a pulp.
"annoying..." Shino muttered.
"Mou..." Ino whined as she had her hands on her ear.
And apparently Sai who wasn't in the room, had just came in. And was curious about the situation.
"Uhmm are they having a fight about who's dick is bigger?" Sai asked Saki.
"NO!" Saki yelled back as he blushed...
"then..."
"I had enough of this..." Tenten annoyed, as she bonked everyone in their head. Which worked everyone got quiet and got scared of her...
"Now lets hear it!" Tenten demanded.
And Saki, Naruto, Sasuke, and even Lee started yelling at the same time. More vein pop appeared on Tenten's face...
"ONE AT A TIME!" She yelled frustrated. Everyone got quiet again.
"Saki!!" Tenten yelled... Saki laughed nervous...
"well... hehe... i'll go last." She avoided it.
"SASUKE!" Tenten pointed at Sasuke, which he jolted a little bit.
"I kill Naruto..." He glared at him as he sent a warning. Naruto gulped.
"LEE!"
"We are having a competition on who can scream the longest!" Lee yelled with Happiness.
"THATS NOT IT!" Everybody yelled at him.
Then Sai raised his hands..
"WHAT?" Boss Tenten demanded.
"Uhmm i think they were having competition of 'who has a bigger dick'" He smiled gently as he scratched his cheek. Everybody blushed.
"WE TOLD YOU THATS NOT IT EITHER!"
"Naruto!" Tenten asked.
"ummm -gulp-... " Naruto stuttered. then.
"SASUKE"S GAY!" He pointed at him. there he goes, prepare his funeral.
Sasuke was about to attack him and Tenten stopped him.
"HOLD IT!" She pointed at Sasuke.
"What made you say so?!" she asked from Naruto.
"I SAW SASUKE HARRASING SAKI!" He yelled pointing at them both. Saki sweat dropped.
"that.. wrong..Naruto.." She smiled nervously...
"exactly...maybe you're brain was playing tricks on you." Ino smiled.
"CHIGAO!" He pointed at Sasuke, who was ready to kill him.
"mou... this is enough..." Saki stood up, as she sighed. everybody looked at her.
"the truth is...I love Sasuke-kun" Everybody turned pale, even Sasuke...
Saki then touched his wig, as he pulled it out. Her pink hair fell down on her shoulder... Naruto and Lee was looking at her like she had three heads..
"w-w-wait, what is this?!" Naruto got confused.
"Minna... Saki never existed, and Naruto the only reason Sasuke-kun said that was because so he can hide my identity."
And Then everybody started laughing except the girs, Sasuke, Naruto and Lee"
"what so funny?" Everybody who was laughing asked in Unison.
"its just so funny that you love Sasuke! i mean why?!" Kiba laughed.
"Eh?" Sakura and Sasuke tilted their heads in confusion.
"And Naruto and Lee never noticed that you were a girl! BWAHAHAHAHA" he laughed loudly.
"You mean everybody knew?!" Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto and Lee asked shocked..
."yeah..." Neji smirked. "If you hadn't noticed I called you a "her" before. And the reason you didnt notice was because you were used to it.." Neji explained how he knows.
"And you don't even have a dick" Sai smiled.
"You smelled like a girl" Kiba smirked.
"You're face feature is too girly for a guy..." Shino explained...
Saki's eye's were swirling as she fainted.
"O-OY!" everybody screamed...
Naruto who was dazed...
"then all this time.. i wasn't attracted to a guy..." Naruto mumbled then a smile came across his face.
"that means... I'm NOT GAY EITHER!" Naruto cheered everybody looked at him... Naruto noticed what he said and he fainted too.
"yare yare" Yukie Smiled.
"Young kids these days..."